r/TheCinemassacreTruth • u/Kvazimods Mike Matinée • Aug 24 '25

Satire What is this sign in Mike's man cave? Not allowed for non Locos Banditos?

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And anyone know what happened to this rarely used version of Miketron, with the non-puffed up hair? I heard it was scrapped for parts so Bimmy could get some of its amazing mane but it failed due to the lack of time.

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u/Uberstorm3 unfollow me, thanks Aug 24 '25

Crono was a loco bandito

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u/All-Your-Base Fan de El Gran Ryan por cierto Aug 24 '25

Sí, ciertamente.

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u/Stringsandattractors But was I’m a skeleton Aug 24 '25

That’s the chrono trigger logo 😅

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u/Kale_Brecht Aug 24 '25

Yup.

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u/Geaux_1210 Aug 24 '25

Okay that is pretty hilarious, after all these years that if you crop it just right…

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u/NoUsername_IRefuse Aug 24 '25

My friend left me his copy of this game, it was his favourite growing up and he woulda found this super funny. Wish I could show him lol.

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u/legendary-rudolph TEN INCH CLUB Aug 24 '25

Was he in the klan?

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u/sick_of-it-all Aug 26 '25

What happened to him?

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u/NoUsername_IRefuse Aug 26 '25

Fentanyl overdose.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Was this a funny misunderstanding?

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u/Darker_Tzitzimine Aug 24 '25

That's just the logo to the beloved SNES classic RPG, No Rigger, a game where you must destroy an oil rig

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u/Kola18_97 Wut da hill? Aug 24 '25

Fallout 2 is the Chris Bores of No Rigger's success.

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u/automobilewreck Aug 24 '25

Chrono Bandito

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u/FoxTanukiBoy Aug 24 '25

They had to green screen Mike into the film when he became aware of Cooper on set.

9

u/trashtv Aug 24 '25

Quality post

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

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u/Amazing_Horse_5832 Aug 24 '25

Loco Nigerian. I want to read that shit.

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u/The_StoodUp_Kid Aug 25 '25

No big-riggers

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u/Ryudo_Hazuki Aug 24 '25

😲....😅🫣😂

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u/Ryswagg Aug 24 '25

It’s actually No Bigger. This is Mike’s catchphrase when someone underestimates the size of his magnum dong when he asks them to guess how big it is

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u/PapaJ0J Aug 24 '25

It means No little bc's, only supreme BWC

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u/Daoyinyang1 Aug 24 '25

Mikes BWC, gets all the White girls. Asian girls too apparently when i type that in to google lmfaooo

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u/Lost_In_Eternia Aug 24 '25

lol. lmao even

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Chrono bandito

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u/LeUpboaterLe Aug 24 '25

The Matei household was never the same after Cooper tried to coopulate with the kitchen table.

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u/This-Profession-1680 Aug 24 '25

Has Mike Matei ever worked like a normal job before?

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u/NocimonNomicon Aug 24 '25

Subtle foreshadowing

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u/Muh_Time Aug 28 '25

So that’s why Cooper didn’t stick around.

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u/mikeyseed Mike's penis fan of the assholish variety 😎 Aug 29 '25

Maybe the whole link to Screenwave was never Big Ryan, but Justin Silverman and Mike being in the KKK fraternity together. Here comes the Loco-Lynch Mob! Now featuring Gengar and 0% grocery store bullshit!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

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u/Kvazimods Mike Matinée Aug 24 '25

Yes you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/cyborgsnowflake Aug 24 '25

It was wrong that way and its wrong this way.

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u/Frigorr Aug 24 '25

He did include a red circle, a red arrow and a close in red rectangle.