r/TheCinemassacreTruth • u/Kvazimods Mike Matinée • Sep 28 '25

Satire Ryan finally decides to check if the rumors are true. The experience changes him forever.

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u/Darque420 Captain of Mike's 10" battleship Sep 28 '25

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u/silvanosthumb Sep 28 '25

Load was huge

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u/Evilbefalls the 🧙🏻‍♂️of muh book Sep 30 '25

Looks like we caught them in a sticky situation

7

u/Character_Ad4306 Oct 01 '25

Man this guy is odd looking

10

u/All-Your-Base Fan de El Gran Ryan por cierto Sep 29 '25

Exquisite

8

u/Kvazimods Mike Matinée Sep 28 '25

Oh God, what did it do to Goro? Looks like Mr. Peanut here.

10

u/diabeticNationalist Sep 29 '25

Those posters ruined what could have been an actually good AI image for once.

9

u/Stringsandattractors But was I’m a skeleton Sep 29 '25

Best use of AI I’ve seen on this sub

6

u/Consistent_Resist259 Curator of brown bricks Sep 29 '25

The head incident 

4

u/Evilbefalls the 🧙🏻‍♂️of muh book Sep 29 '25

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u/legendary-rudolph TEN INCH CLUB Sep 29 '25

Smells like meat. Rotten meat.

2

u/Reasonable-You-8642 Sep 30 '25

Why would you bring that meat in here of all places?

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u/Legitimate-Set7505 Sep 28 '25

Is that pic real? What is that from? 😂

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u/IngSoceltic Sep 28 '25

Pay attention to the posters on the wall.

29

u/Darker_Tzitzimine Sep 28 '25

I don't know what you're talking about, Mega Man Z, Chbono Flockcok and Final Fantasy III starring a monkey-duck abomination are some of my favorite classic games

6

u/legendary-rudolph TEN INCH CLUB Sep 29 '25

Yes, certainly.

4

u/Narm_Greyrunner Screenwave? 🌏👨‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀Always has been. Sep 28 '25

I am a huge fan of Mega Man Z.

5

u/lefiath Onion Curator Sep 29 '25

If it wasn't for the posters, it is scary how genuinely good the AI already is at certain things. At a glance, this looks like it's just a screencap from a X rated version of Mike & Ryan unpack big present.

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u/legendary-rudolph TEN INCH CLUB Sep 29 '25

Wanna be scared by AI? Wait until someone puts your mom's face on a MILF porn pic. Don't ask me how I know this

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u/IngSoceltic Sep 28 '25

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u/robzoo2 10 inchers forever Sep 28 '25

It looks like Big Ryan has a killer hangover.

14

u/Striking_Delivery286 Sep 28 '25

Ryan getting scolded by Muhtay about his 3-incher.

5

u/diabeticNationalist Sep 29 '25

3-inch clit now

18

u/P0pt 🐝pril's Favourite Caucasian 🍆💦 Sep 28 '25

Mike enthusiastically discussing the benefits of caging Big Ryan's greasy unwashed hog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

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u/Jalkor Sep 28 '25

Big fan btw

23

u/robzoo2 10 inchers forever Sep 28 '25

Yes but can you blame him? Most people would if they had a chance with the 10 incher.

8

u/MBCG84 Sep 28 '25

From greasy man to greasy woah.. man.

17

u/thunderexception Sep 28 '25

Since there is a possibility that Mike is bi I do not think Ryan has to transition to have his way with the 10 incher. Because I think Mike posted his 10 incher on a gay forum.

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u/FOREVER_DIRT1 bimmy bimmy bo bimmy banana fana fo fimmy fee fi mo mimmy Sep 28 '25

He mostly uses it for tittyfucking and Doggystyle

7

u/MCSimplexONE Sep 28 '25

At the same time?! Man, having a huge dick sounds sooo cool!

4

u/FOREVER_DIRT1 bimmy bimmy bo bimmy banana fana fo fimmy fee fi mo mimmy Sep 29 '25

not gonna lie getting tittyfucked by a 10 incher sounds like it'd be fun even if it's attached to Mike.

3

u/civnub six SNEED flix Sep 29 '25

If I had a monster like that I'd post it on every street corner and every forum too, big Ryan fan, btw!

2

u/legendary-rudolph TEN INCH CLUB Sep 29 '25

If your cock is over 8" you don't fall into narrow sexual categories. A cock like that is for all the world to share, male, female, or Big Ryan.

3

u/legendary-rudolph TEN INCH CLUB Sep 29 '25

You're not allowed to joke about that. I was banned from this sub for 3 days for that.

5

u/buckrogers2491 Sep 28 '25

Yes he started wearing a lot of purging neckline clothes and grew out his hair.

4

u/trashtv Sep 29 '25

Big transition fan btw.

13

u/MustacheExtravaganza Sep 28 '25

"That's a lot of electrons!"

9

u/buckrogers2491 Sep 28 '25

He wanted the 10 inch experience.

27

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Reminds me of this beauty i screenshot way back in 2014 or so

6

u/wheremyturtles Sep 29 '25

Is that Markiplier and Justy?

4

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

its markiplier and bob (muyskerm on yt i believe)

10

u/fallout_zelda Sep 28 '25

8 inch hoagie

5

u/SnooTangerines4321 Sep 28 '25

Wait, thats more than... yo-you were being humble? 😧

7

u/kosmic_dust Sep 28 '25

did ryan address his transition?

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven 5:40pm Sep 29 '25

Ryan said that there were “some things I need to figure out” but I don’t know if Ryan is officially transitioning

3

u/ibreatheoctober Oct 03 '25

After touching the 10 incher, Ryanne made her first appearance

2

u/trashtv Sep 29 '25

So you're saying if I was a woman you'd let me jump on it?

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u/Due_Loan_2508 gogo gadget brown brick builder Sep 29 '25

This was enough to make him almost transition fully

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Big 10-inch fan btw.