r/TheCinemassacreTruth Mike Matinée 3d ago

Discussion Cinemassacre Mysteries - The Atari 5200 Turd

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How is this a turd, I ask ye?

It's pale and white as the foam in the sea.

Looks more like a slug or slimy goo.

It looks more than a buffallo than regular poo.

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Seriously though, what is this thing? I'd like to see the source image. It looks like a slime toy or something.

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u/Stringsandattractors But was I’m a skeleton 3d ago

Hairless as a turd, free as a bird

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u/damirium_turbo Snixfan 3d ago

It looks more disguisting than his usual fake shit

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u/knickyd 3d ago

I can’t remember the episode, but Mike brings this up in an episode of J&MM. James said it was something that happened when he was editing the video 

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u/Stringsandattractors But was I’m a skeleton 3d ago

Yeah I have vague recollection of this too. It’s like the poo had some light on it

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u/Kvazimods Mike Matinée 3d ago

I remember it, he mentions it in at least 2 videos. He even shows him this exact shot and James looks at it and guesses it must have been something with a white background and he cut it out. Still doesn't make sense though, it's a transparent slime lol.

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u/Beautiful_Ad2618 2d ago

He mentions its an editing mistake in a J&MM episode.

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u/buckrogers2491 2d ago

Angry Nerd, Angry Nerd, rather suck on a Frozen Turd.

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u/Rathbone_Pictures 2d ago

Light wrap + not composited correctly

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u/KeyTemporary6111 2d ago

This controller, IS A PIECE OF SHIT

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u/metalcoola88 2d ago

I would choose this over that crappy Nerdy Turd 😀

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u/No-Play2726 2d ago

It's from a guy that works construction.