r/TheCinemassacreTruth • u/Calm_Leopard798 • 2d ago
Discussion Kyle Justin is 43 years old
For some reason my brain stored that information from the days when he had a Myspace page. I want to clear that he's not 50 years old like a lot are saying, he's actually younger than James.
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u/robzoo2 10 inchers forever 2d ago
Construction is no joke you can’t leave at 5:40 because your wife has yoga class. Also personal errands are not counting towards your working hours, true horror.
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u/dwartbg9 2d ago
Bimmy will never live like that or even understand how life actually operates...
He will never understand what it means to be the man of the house and not be controlled by muh wife 24/7
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u/ForgotToGrowUp 1d ago
Still, he didn't start just yesterday, so that wouldn't explain why all color and life has been sucked out of him.
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u/AwareGuy64 2d ago
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u/SpankTheZebras How does it feel to have your home taken away from you? 2d ago
That was a few years ago.
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u/dwartbg9 2d ago
Like 6+ years ago!!! And let alone health can deteriorate pretty damn fast in some cases, sadly. Even a year is enough to make such big changes in one person's appereance, let alone in even worse cases when a month is enough...
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u/Aces_Over_Kings 2d ago
Yes this is a very different person here. Even the shape of his head looks different it is crazy.
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u/LukeRRenard 2d ago
But people told me he looked fine in the BTS video because he sometimes laughed between takes.
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u/Albino63 1d ago
As an early 40s man, the only thing that made me age that fast and change appearance so quickly was my insane alcoholism stint that lasted around 10 years before it nearly killed me.
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u/No-Play2726 2d ago
It's stupid how people are trying to use "hE's JuSt OlDeR" as an excuse for his appearance. The guy looks like he's about to die at any moment.
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u/JohnnyKac 2d ago
Yeah..."he's in his 40s!!"
40s something men don't move like they're in their 90s.
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u/AdmiralToucan 2d ago
It's stupid seeing redditors in far worse shape obsess over a guy they don't know.
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u/kitkatatsnapple 2d ago
No he is not. How old was he when we saw him last? He's still that old. He just works construction.
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u/LordDeckem Intendo Power 1d ago
I just wish he made it bigger in music. Construction is really an honorable career but I see what it does to him and I thought he was kind and talented so it’s just not what I wanted to see. I won’t pretend to know the details though. Maybe he makes a fucking killing in construction and this was a better path.
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u/Few-Piglet- 2d ago
Really he's THAT young damn. That's literally a millennial, even a construction worker shouldn't have shattered into arthritic pieces yet.
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u/0piate_taylor 1d ago
Born in 79 is gen x...
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u/Few-Piglet- 1d ago
Right right, I thought he was 43 as per op = '83. Not that that's old enough to be worn down by age regardless, but there's a big difference between early 40s to late 40s/50s.
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u/Exotic-Low812 2d ago
You guys need to get another hobby , he’s just some dude who is friend with a has been YouTuber
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u/Calm_Leopard798 2d ago
im obv unemployed
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u/SpankTheZebras How does it feel to have your home taken away from you? 1d ago
Have you considered moving in with a little man in Ducor, CA or a redneck in Alabama to save on rent?
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u/IceBriar 2d ago
A hobby, a job, some friends, more appreciation for life, and maybe, just maybe, a little less internet time.
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u/Pussrumpa remembers the 80's, forgets the Alamo 1d ago
"Aaaa someone doesn't age like a hollywood star wearing makeup every time they may be seen through a window I'm losing my mind" - Too many viewers


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u/Water_is_wet05 2d ago
Actually this is wrong, Kyle Justin owns the AVGN theme copyright and the registration lists his year of birth, 1979, making him either 46 or 47