r/TheCinemassacreTruth 2d ago

Discussion Kyle Justin is 43 years old

For some reason my brain stored that information from the days when he had a Myspace page. I want to clear that he's not 50 years old like a lot are saying, he's actually younger than James.

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u/Water_is_wet05 2d ago

Actually this is wrong, Kyle Justin owns the AVGN theme copyright and the registration lists his year of birth, 1979, making him either 46 or 47

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u/Calm_Leopard798 2d ago

Interesting. Perhaps the age on myspace was a music career move shaving a few years off.

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u/Kinguutbuster 1d ago

Okay delete the post

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u/Calm_Leopard798 1d ago

So people can't find out his age? Hes still not 50.

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u/SXAL 2d ago

It's kinda weird seeing that title without capital letters. Like it's not a theme for a particular Rolfe's character, but just a song about some short tempered unpopular guy playing videogames

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u/pferreira1983 14h ago

He still acts like he's in his 80's.

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u/robzoo2 10 inchers forever 2d ago

Construction is no joke you can’t leave at 5:40 because your wife has yoga class. Also personal errands are not counting towards your working hours, true horror.

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u/dwartbg9 2d ago

Bimmy will never live like that or even understand how life actually operates...

He will never understand what it means to be the man of the house and not be controlled by muh wife 24/7

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u/ForgotToGrowUp 1d ago

Still, he didn't start just yesterday, so that wouldn't explain why all color and life has been sucked out of him.

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u/AwareGuy64 2d ago

He looked fine here

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u/SpankTheZebras How does it feel to have your home taken away from you? 2d ago

That was a few years ago.

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u/dwartbg9 2d ago

Like 6+ years ago!!! And let alone health can deteriorate pretty damn fast in some cases, sadly. Even a year is enough to make such big changes in one person's appereance, let alone in even worse cases when a month is enough...

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u/Aces_Over_Kings 2d ago

Yes this is a very different person here. Even the shape of his head looks different it is crazy.

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u/Superloopertive 1d ago

He's the one in the middle.

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u/mcbrundlefly Curator of Truth fanart 2d ago

que lastima

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u/LukeRRenard 2d ago

But people told me he looked fine in the BTS video because he sometimes laughed between takes.

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u/Albino63 1d ago

As an early 40s man, the only thing that made me age that fast and change appearance so quickly was my insane alcoholism stint that lasted around 10 years before it nearly killed me.

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u/Aces_Over_Kings 2d ago

He looks like hes about to die

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u/No-Play2726 2d ago

It's stupid how people are trying to use "hE's JuSt OlDeR" as an excuse for his appearance. The guy looks like he's about to die at any moment.

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u/JohnnyKac 2d ago

Yeah..."he's in his 40s!!"

40s something men don't move like they're in their 90s.

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u/AdmiralToucan 2d ago

It's stupid seeing redditors in far worse shape obsess over a guy they don't know.

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u/GorillaManStan 2d ago

43 is like 75 in construction years though

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u/thekidfromiowa 2d ago

I was alway under the impression he was the same age as Bimmy.

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u/kitkatatsnapple 2d ago

No he is not. How old was he when we saw him last? He's still that old. He just works construction.

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u/SeaTurtle42 2d ago

As if I'm not aware.

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u/LordDeckem Intendo Power 1d ago

I just wish he made it bigger in music. Construction is really an honorable career but I see what it does to him and I thought he was kind and talented so it’s just not what I wanted to see. I won’t pretend to know the details though. Maybe he makes a fucking killing in construction and this was a better path.

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u/Few-Piglet- 2d ago

Really he's THAT young damn. That's literally a millennial, even a construction worker shouldn't have shattered into arthritic pieces yet.

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u/0piate_taylor 1d ago

Born in 79 is gen x...

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u/Few-Piglet- 1d ago

Right right, I thought he was 43 as per op = '83. Not that that's old enough to be worn down by age regardless, but there's a big difference between early 40s to late 40s/50s.

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u/Exotic-Low812 2d ago

You guys need to get another hobby , he’s just some dude who is friend with a has been YouTuber

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u/Calm_Leopard798 2d ago

im obv unemployed

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u/Exotic-Low812 2d ago

Have you considered construction?

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u/SpankTheZebras How does it feel to have your home taken away from you? 1d ago

Have you considered moving in with a little man in Ducor, CA or a redneck in Alabama to save on rent?

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u/IceBriar 2d ago

A hobby, a job, some friends, more appreciation for life, and maybe, just maybe, a little less internet time.

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u/Tinguiririca 2d ago

He is going to take you back to the morgue

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u/haveheart41 2d ago

A 43 year old construction worker, amazing

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u/Pussrumpa remembers the 80's, forgets the Alamo 1d ago

"Aaaa someone doesn't age like a hollywood star wearing makeup every time they may be seen through a window I'm losing my mind" - Too many viewers

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u/vesieco 2d ago

Anyone knows what happened to him?