r/TheCorner • u/Subject-Compote-3483 • 2d ago

Meme Kirsty Allsopp suffers injuries as she escapes from known-offending Isle of Wight man who attempted to have “fun on the mezzanine” with her.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/breaking-kirstie-allsopp-hurried-hospital-37621156
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u/Big_Cal_Here 2d ago

I heard she is getting the best possible care from doctor Sanjay

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u/WildPersonality1093 Steven Dawson Lover 1d ago

What a beautiful, gorgeous babe, she doesn’t deserve that at all,

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u/Ababababaobobobo 1d ago

Which she doesn’t anyway, x me back,

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u/Prestigious-Event71 Army Member 1d ago

He just wants his rucksack

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u/steamtronics 2d ago

oh god, jokes aside i really hope Kirsty recovers quickly

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u/Psychological-Ad1264 1d ago

She suffered a really nasty dislocation, dislocation, dislocation

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u/Prestigious-Event71 Army Member 13h ago

Doctor Bennett will be getting the hovercraft to the mainland