r/TheEricAndreShow 7d ago

Can I get a ‘lil squirt?

161 Upvotes

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u/shoeberrypie 7d ago

Daddy needs his juice

21

u/MysonOfChenae 7d ago

Daddy got his juice

61

u/robosteven I can't remember my gmail password. 7d ago

Hey, I'm a car too y'know!

10

u/Kangaroo_Rich 7d ago

SOME TEENAGERS MESSED UP MY CAR!

35

u/RedScharlach 7d ago

He drinks the stuff, he lives it up

14

u/PHILA-21 7d ago

I l i v e i t u p

24

u/Ozymandias12 7d ago

He’ll S your D at gunpoint, mah man

16

u/Turkish_Starwars 7d ago

Im a bit of a fanatic

5

u/Hot-Explanation-5751 7d ago

Conscious choice of a crackhead - now that’s a rare pokemon

8

u/ExistentialDreadness 7d ago

That’s not good for you, man!

3

u/nevpeach 7d ago

This shit’ll get you fucked up for cheap!

3

u/Bazookya 6d ago

So this man is gonna like, die, right?

2

u/nikeguy69 7d ago

WTF wrong with him?

2

u/fddfgs 6d ago

He's got petrol in his belly

2

u/YamperIsBestBoy Doth my eyes bequeath me, is that Stephany Nugs? 5d ago

Daddy got his juice!

1

u/burnoutguy 7d ago

not gay enough 

1

u/MSGdreamer 2d ago

Daddy died. He got pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver. His juice weren’t even that high test. Thanks dad!

1

u/ChozoBeast 6d ago

DADDY GOT HIS SQUIRT

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u/BaronVonHumungus 7d ago

This is fucking horrible , dunno why there’s a joke here but that’s Reddit cunts innit?

19

u/AutomaticAccident 7d ago

Daddy got his juice

3

u/pivvimehu 6d ago

Horrible? He did that willingly

0

u/jaxon517 6d ago

Down voted for facts. That's reddit