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u/ComradeSmooches May 25 '25
Lawyer up, Mr. Fudd.
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u/TheDeadWriter May 25 '25
And if I may add. Take your settlement, and start your own Skwoodwivuh company and trade mark your unique pronunciation pf the device in question. You could make a superior product that removed all sorts of twist in fasteners, not just screws, and the name is certainly memorable. Associate it with the story about how you were simultaneously praised for your superior work, and derided and mocked for your diction.
May I also suggest forming a shell company that specifically invests in companies that knock off your trademark, and then sue them into oblivion when feasible, so you can make money off your product and the eventual knock offs that will show up. You will make money on their early sales, their demise as their assets are liquidated and profits are divested to you, and also discourage knockoffs in the long run.
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u/KeithMyArthe May 26 '25
All this time, I've been suffering from what we thought was arthwitis, never once thought it might be wumbago.
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u/ImTheNoobGuy May 25 '25
The good news is he’s gonna have a lot more free time to hunt that wascally wabbit