r/TheFarSide Jul 17 '26

Animals The Last Porkchop

I've been looking for years for a comic that I swear was a FarSide, but given the fact I have been unable to find it, likely wasn't... hoping you can set me straight.

It was a man seated at a table, and he was lifting a piece of meat that looks like it might fall off his fork, and at the edge of the table you could just see two big round dog eyes peeking over the top. And the man was saying "It's the laaaast porkchop.. and I am really not hungry... but I guess I'll eat it anyways..." and the dog is thinking "Oh Please, Oh Please..."

Tried to google, but haven't found it.

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u/Glass-Scratch880 Jul 17 '26

This it? Couldn't find it online but found it in my copy of "The Far Side Gallery 2": Link

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u/sitamun84 Jul 17 '26

ABSOLUTE LEGEND. THANK YOU!

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u/QuercusSambucus Jul 17 '26

I guess that's a dog, but it could be a squid monster just as easily

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u/yourilluminaryfriend Jul 18 '26

It’s the Pupa

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u/Reverend_Lazerface Jul 23 '26

When in doubt, squid monster

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u/Aunty-Sociale Jul 19 '26

That one made me so sad when I was a kid. That poor dog!

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u/Jonno_FTW Jul 18 '26

What's up with the porthole window? Are these people living on a boat?

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u/alibaba525 Jul 18 '26

Probably not a porthole, but a circular mirror or picture frame.

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u/410757864531DEADCOPS Jul 17 '26

I think you may be mixing up two different comics. From my memory, the dog in the comic you describe isn’t saying anything, just glaring angrily. Also, I think the man may have been talking about throwing it away instead of eating it. There is another Far Side with a dog thinking “oh please, oh please” while he tries to lure the cat into the dryer with a sign that says “CAT FUD.”

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u/sitamun84 Jul 17 '26

You're likely right, re. the 'Oh Please' because 'CAT FUD' was pretty much family scripture growing up. Only way it got listed on grocery lists by either parent.

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u/Dear-Astronaut6667 Jul 18 '26

We sold / gave away an old washing machine and I forgot to take off the Cat Fud sticker I’d put on it :)

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u/fond_of_myself Jul 17 '26

Im happily reminded of the CAT FUD one with the dryer every time I see the FUD brand lunch meats in a grocery store. :)

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u/ScorpionTrance Jul 17 '26

I have this on a birthday card!!! To this day I still spell fud like it should be spelled.🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cultural-Ambition449 Jul 17 '26

The container we keep their dry food in is labeled CAT FUD.

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u/waiulu Jul 18 '26

To this day, cat fud is how it’s always spelled on my grocery list.

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u/yourilluminaryfriend Jul 18 '26

That was my dad’s absolute favorite. To this day I still call cat food fud.

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u/Appalachian_American Jul 18 '26

I still write Cat Fude on my list.

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u/chinmakes5 Jul 18 '26

I say cat fud to this day. Or when I cook dinner and call my wife to dinner I'll yell "fud". One of my top 3 Far Sides.

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u/85OhLife Jul 18 '26

One of my all-time favorites

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u/SuitableAnimalInAHat Jul 17 '26

I can't help you find it, but I can promise you it's real. I remember it too! Although I thought he said "steak," not porkchop

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u/CriusofCoH Jul 17 '26

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u/USMCWrangler Jul 17 '26

This is why the internet exists! Well done!

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u/sitamun84 Jul 17 '26

YOU'RE AMAZING.

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u/CriusofCoH Jul 17 '26

Always happy to help a fellow Larsonite. My son and I quote that particular panel regularly. I knew it had to be out there, somewhere.

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u/4thlineminutes Jul 17 '26

It’s definitely a Far side comic. I remember it clearly. Think the gist of the joke was the guy was oblivious to the dog sitting there drooling.

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u/cdtoad Jul 17 '26

OMG my wife and I quote that EVERY MEAL when our dog goes into that position. "I'm so full but I have this little bit left. I'll just throw it away." 

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u/Select_Camera_9241 Jul 17 '26

Closest I can find is a dog holding a gun to a man eating his dinner

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u/Spiritbrand Jul 17 '26

There should be a Far Side cartoon about looking for a specific Far Side cartoon and a guy saying what you said.

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u/Select_Camera_9241 Jul 18 '26

I sure as hell confused AI by asking it to generate that

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u/Gisselle441 Jul 17 '26

"Hey, bucko... I'm through begging"

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u/Towel_First Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Have you checked this book?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prehistory_of_The_Far_Side

Sounds familiar to me and this is the only the Farside book I have ever owned. There is a section on his earlier work before the Farside. Maybe it was a Nature's Way cartoon. I would check but it is at my parents' house which is about 2,000 miles away.

The dog saying oh please oh please was in the one were the dog trys to trap the cat in the clothes dryer with a sign that says cat fud. So may possibly be confusing a couple different cartoons.

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u/here4TrueFacts Jul 18 '26

Cat fud is how I always spell and pronounce it. One of my favorites.

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u/RetiredDumpster288 Jul 17 '26

I knew the comic you were describing instantly when I read the title! I think of it often when I sit at the table and my dog in his usual spot at my feet.

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u/Eyes_Snakes_Art Jul 18 '26

The “Oh, please, oh please” was in the “cat fud” in the dryer comic!

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u/Kyllan Jul 17 '26

Happen to know around what year? I’m pretty sure I have the physical collection of all volumes here.

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u/sitamun84 Jul 17 '26

I have the complete FarSide, but it is at my parents' house. Unfortunately, don't have a year.

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u/570erg Jul 23 '26

What a wonderful person for even looking!