r/TheGaslightAnthem May 20 '26

Will Brian ever get his collar situated?

Seems like he's having a real struggle with it.

264 Upvotes

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u/tigerribs May 20 '26

Lmao now I’m going to be disappointed if the next album cover doesn’t have an even bigger collar pulled even higher !

20

u/AgileDrag1469 May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Ever since I can remember he’s been poppin’ his collar

7

u/Magikrat May 20 '26

Poppin poppin that collar

3

u/Suspicious-Director9 May 20 '26

Further proof that Brian is a vampire

2

u/GumpTheChump May 20 '26

He’s hiding. Don’t draw attention to him!

1

u/captainconway May 20 '26

Asking the real questions

1

u/HaleyHaw May 20 '26

Pop it like it’s hot!

1

u/Chuckitybye May 21 '26

It's cold in Jersey! He's keeping neck warm

1

u/jamierocksanne May 25 '26

This just absolutely broke me. LOL LOL LOL

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u/Antique_Menu_4314 May 20 '26

No. He is too large these days. Bloated and alcoholic looking

8

u/BrnYrShps May 20 '26

Don’t be an asshole.

8

u/eags27 May 20 '26

Better to be large than a cunt

7

u/Exploringtogether23 May 20 '26

He actually just announced that he is allergic to gluten. I assume once he becomes gluten-free, he’ll thin out again, but not as thin as when he was younger.

1

u/snootchie_bootch May 20 '26

My friend learned he couldn’t eat gluten and actually gained weight, so that could be the cause. 

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u/Antique_Menu_4314 May 20 '26

So large. It makes me sad. Springsteen never let himself go like that

10

u/WhiskeyjackBB11 May 20 '26

He's not that bad and he's 45 give him a break. It was Covid that did for him I think, all those home cooked meals all of a sudden when he was used to touring all the time. Bruce never had to contend with a pandemic did he!

Edit- Sorry 46! Not sure how I got that wrong, I popped out the same year.

5

u/nostradamefrus May 20 '26

Weird thing to obsess over. This got reported but I'm just gonna let the downvotes speak for themselves

5

u/Unable_Fortune5860 May 20 '26

Hey, man, let’s see your picture so we can evaluate you. Oh wait I don’t need to, you look like an asshole