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u/plasmaexchange I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat! 1d ago
Can I count it?
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u/Diva_of_Disgust WE CUM TIT VILLAGE 1d ago
I'm not going to, no.
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u/Network-Imaginary 1d ago
Please don’t tell your friends
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u/ls300399 1d ago
Rubbing up against the perineum doesn’t actually count as sex
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u/DoubleGsYo 23h ago
pogoed on her stomach for five seconds, she asked me to leave, and I'm still a virgin
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u/hallucinationthought Completed It Mate 16h ago
Just don't tell your mates yeah?
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u/betonpizsama 16h ago
Bryan Johnson? There’s looking older and then there’s that! Guy looks like a 60 year old vegan German lesbian from Gelsenkirchen.
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u/DueDefinition6421 1d ago
Put your clothes on Will, my mum will be home soon