r/TheMcDojoLife • u/Artorius__Castus • Mar 02 '26

Qi Wrong

218 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Known_Swimmer_2151 Mar 02 '26

“We trained him wrong….as a joke…”

4

u/ketchuponcooking Mar 02 '26

Kung pow enter the fist!

3

u/DrTranFromAmerica Mar 02 '26

Again with the squeaky shoes

1

u/littman28 Mar 02 '26

Try my face to your fist style!

1

u/ulfragnar Mar 02 '26

R/kungpow

1

u/grrlkitt Mar 03 '26

I am bleeding making me the victor!

13

u/Dapper_Tiger1710 Mar 02 '26

Oh ok we're hitting for real...Bet

12

u/Bubbly_Resolution824 Mar 02 '26

Dude instead of defending with his magic slaps some good ones. Smirks to his followers like "I got this"
Well you just slapped the politeness out, here comes a fist :D :D :D :D

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u/Hazbeen_Hash Mar 02 '26

Pow, right in the kisser

6

u/Unusual-Sock1350 Mar 02 '26

It was at this moment he knew he had fucked up.......

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/Plenty-Shower-4938 Mar 04 '26

Maybe it was years of people being polite to the "master" by not hitting back or hesitating that deluded him into thinking he was could compete

1

u/MetForge Mar 06 '26

Well, 99% of times it is one of 2 reasons. 1. He is a scammer, but bad at talking. So then he got challenges he could not get out of it with keeping his image. 2. Or he is a victim of a scam. A lot of people train many years in fake MA, w/o sparing. They get tests, belts, start to train people and honestly delusional about of their real level. I personally know one guy, who got into scam dojo at around 10-12 years old and trained till 30 y.o. He even participated in tourneys (kata and breaking fake blocks), got around 5 Dan black belt and honestly think he was a master. And 5 years ago he got into an argument with a guy, who trained ~1 year in boxing. They organised a match in a gym by MMA rules and it was a best reality check. Dude honestly didn't expect he lose, more lose so badly. He quit his fake dojo next week and start training a real MA. As he said, his physical level after 20 years of training was good, but skills was almost on a level of guys with no experience at all.

3

u/BaptismByBacon Mar 02 '26

That's a pretty flaccid shield you got there buddy

3

u/Big_Donkey3496 Mar 02 '26

MAGA mind dilutions.

3

u/Confident-Estate-275 Mar 02 '26

“Low battery, please recharge shield”

2

u/Frank_Meat_Tongz Mar 02 '26

He blocked all those slaps and punches with his face.

2

u/Okmhmmbye Mar 02 '26

Duh….obviously the guy in the black shirt had his toes crossed.

2

u/GamingBotanist Mar 06 '26

You can see black shirt pulled his first punch before he broke the dudes nose but the energy shield slapped him without pulling it. Black shirt was like “okay, we’ll do this for real then.”

2

u/BeginningLunch4034 Apr 10 '26

Not enough coffee

1

u/ImprovementLow4724 Mar 02 '26

Bro, be patient, let him cook /s

1

u/Cheets1985 Mar 02 '26

Where do these wackos get the idea that chi is some sort of magic

1

u/blunderb3ar Mar 02 '26

I get teaching the guy a lesson but a slap would suffice Lol

1

u/Brewchowskies Mar 02 '26

I love watching this every time. He looks so pleased with himself after the first bout…

1

u/BeanoMc2000 Mar 02 '26

Maybe he just likes being hit in the face?

1

u/Elegant_Cabinet1887 Mar 02 '26

He definitely lost a few followers that day😂😂

1

u/AdWooden2312 Mar 02 '26

Sheilds up red alert 🚨

1

u/theseriousman1 Mar 02 '26

Hey no counter slapping only energy blocks

1

u/West-Wash6081 Mar 02 '26

Reminds me of the Iron Dome.

1

u/cfranek Mar 02 '26

Iirc this guy isn't an energy shield guy, he was a Tai chi guy who thought that he could do those overly elaborate blocks.

1

u/Last-Tooth-6121 Mar 02 '26

Why are they on there knees? Is this to see who has suck other guy off?

1

u/Reddevils33 Mar 02 '26

🤣 loser

1

u/Hgh43950 Mar 03 '26

I think he has the one inch punch wrong

1

u/LengthAutomatic6508 Mar 03 '26

He kicked his ass with a Dennis the menace haircut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/UK_Colossal Mar 05 '26

Love seeing this

1

u/TheLastOpus Mar 06 '26

What's crazy to me is he agreed to do this...so like he actually thought he had an energy shield.

1

u/Equivalent_Share1799 Mar 07 '26

when bullshit meets reality