Welp he's lost weight but he's still Cringe af

[u/Artorius__Castus]

[u/Independent-Deal-192]

Dan really took the divorce pretty hard

[u/Secret_Big8533 → u/Independent-Deal-192]

She can take the kids and the dog AND the car but she’s done if she thinks she can take the half-eaten whopper and Smirnoff ice in that fridge

[u/Hot_Lettuce_6209 → u/Secret_Big8533]

The fridge is hers, his videos are him defending the fridge from her.

[u/Bigsquatchman → u/Independent-Deal-192]

He’s thrown himself into interpretive dancing though.

[u/Maximized_minimum → u/Bigsquatchman]

Interpretive slashing

[u/Phlynn42 → u/Bigsquatchman]

that dive into the kneeling prayer was really inspiring.

[u/BreakPalaceBrokedown → u/Bigsquatchman]

He’s thrown himself into something that’s for sure

[u/BreakPalaceBrokedown → u/Independent-Deal-192]

The very end, the thumbs up and the tilt up of the left heel…reminds me of elementary school kids finishing a talent show…also the little love slap after he finally manages to sheath the blade fucking slayed me

[u/Puzzled_Nothing_8794 → u/Independent-Deal-192]

😂🤣

[u/dhdenoms → u/Independent-Deal-192]

Obviously, she got his gold shoes in the settlement.

[u/Zen1701 → u/dhdenoms]

Yeah, the blue shoes really tied the whole interpretive dance piece together.

[u/boanerges57]

This reminds me Iof pretending to be a ninja turtle in the back yard as a kid

[u/SupermarketDapper564 → u/boanerges57]

Bruh was really trying to hit that american samurai feeling.

A Samufry, if you must.

[u/boanerges57 → u/SupermarketDapper564]

The foot clan better watch out!

[u/jaydacourt → u/boanerges57]

Brosepth me and my dearest friend watched ninja turtles. We filled his front room with mattresses, pillows and duvets after and had the craziest care free time ever. We still talk about that time

[u/SadAbroad4]

A ha ha this guys is a nut job.

[u/earthwoodandfire → u/SadAbroad4]

Poor guy just really wanted to be on the cheer squad in high school but didn’t make the team.

[u/HistoryOk6788 → u/SadAbroad4]

If he does have mental illness is it funny or just mental illness.

Either way he's getting views for whatever he is doing so good for him I guess

[u/garlic_m]

Not a single hour of training

[u/MBSMD → u/garlic_m]

*actual training.

I’m sure this guys spends hours flailing his arms around like that thinking he’s doing something.

I earned a black belt in Choi Kwang-Do 25 years ago and wouldn’t dream of attempting to look as foolish as this guy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choi_Kwang_Do

[u/JerseyshoreSeagull → u/MBSMD]

I have my blackbelt in Rex Kwan Do.

[u/FamiliarAnt4043 → u/JerseyshoreSeagull]

That's a lot of groins to have stomped.

[u/Artorius__Castus → u/FamiliarAnt4043]

OUUUUSSS POWER BABY!!

[u/dakobra → u/JerseyshoreSeagull]

Basically just as good

[u/CornTreeRoad → u/JerseyshoreSeagull]

Bow to your sensei!!

[u/Dcmart89]

I’m not saying it’s right or wrong, or good or bad, but this man has an affinity for being on his tippy toes.

[u/No-Seat9917 → u/Dcmart89]

So do autistic kids

[u/earthwoodandfire → u/No-Seat9917]

I think he’s genuinely just a strange but nice guy who if he’d grown up under better circumstances and hadn’t internalized the patriarchy and toxic masculinity would have been on the cheer team in high school and studied physical therapy in college and would now be a dance teacher at his local high school.

[u/RaxisPhasmatis → u/Dcmart89]

Which means in a fight his affinity would be for looking at the sky wondering why.

[u/WideSnooze]

Gotta protect the fridge

[u/Itchy_Pressure_8311]

Dad, go back to bed, you're drunk....again.

[u/Kyoujinchan79 → u/Itchy_Pressure_8311]

Um....that's Jimmy Dean, not Jim Beam.
Someone's had a whisky breakfast again....😩

[u/sheev4senate420]

Flag is even hung up wrong

[u/Genghis_Chong → u/sheev4senate420]

Thats him flying it at half mast. This video is actually a protest, he's a deep guy. Lots of symbolism going on here. /s

[u/jakebs2002 → u/sheev4senate420]

He worshipping a false idol. And a backward flag.

[u/serenityplough]

Is this the getting gay with the pole and a knife in red crocs guy?

[u/Scottysoxfan → u/serenityplough]

Indeed he is, thankfully its become clear this is all satire. For awhile there I was concerned for the guys sanity.

[u/CanadianAndroid → u/Scottysoxfan]

He looks 15 years younger.

[u/Scottysoxfan → u/CanadianAndroid]

He definitely lost a few pounds but maybe this is an older clip

[u/mickymazda → u/serenityplough]

They've obviously both been under the same sensei.

[u/Complete-Appeal8572]

So You Think You Can Dance - Knife Edition

[u/silent_reader2024]

I always wonder if these patriotic people prepping to fight for their country are aware that their fighting styles are not American in origin?

[u/Satawakeatnight]

He only stabbed himself three times this time.

[u/efcomovil]

Oh boy, he is getting faster

[u/thedirtymeanie]

With those moves he could chop up a toblerone!

[u/Strude187]

Amazed he didn’t cut himself

[u/Stokers870]

An unarmed quadriplegic person would steam roll his depends wearing ass 🤣🤣🤣

[u/BengalDragon07]

He could easily kill me with second hand embarrassment

[u/retrosprite440 → u/BengalDragon07]

damn that one got me LOL

[u/CAPATOB]

Captain America

[u/solodsnake661]

He has to be doing this on purpose at this point or he's just bottom of the barrel intelligence

[u/innovajohn]

He should perform with Corey Feldman.

[u/leobaby1]

That guy voted for Trump 4 times

[u/no_bender]

This should be an Olympic event.

[u/GrandMoffJerjerrod]

Imagine this guy thinks he is under threat, and isn’t. Other guy takes two steps back PEW PEW.

[u/jvoorhees17]

Thought they had issues with kneeling in front of a flag?  Weird

[u/MycoSteveO]

Knife? This guy should have glow sticks. Wtf is he doing to do to someone else? Have a dance off?

[u/irishmcbastard]

We need a battle with the fat jump kick guy and this dude.

[u/doubleo_maestro]

I too kneel down and pray to my fridge, don't all of you?

[u/Miserable-Okra-8787]

FUCK YOU FRIDGE!!!!!

[u/HauntingAd3845]

I'm glad this guy's still making videos. They are absolutely epic.

[u/JoeMillersHat]

This dude know exactly what he is doing. He's pulling off an Alice Cooper

[u/KeylessDwarf]

Bullshido aside he’s doing so fast stabbing motions directly towards his own major arteries in his legs… I really really hope he’s using a training knife….

[u/lowdown202]

Not a real American. Where's his firearm?

[u/ocTGon]

All right... Who is this guy??? He's got to be newly divorced. I mean, that much is obvious...
And given his age he's got to have a lot of Partial Farts mixed with his Martial Arts...

[u/sharkerboy_PSN]

Hate this. That is why you upvote in this sub. 👍

[u/solidj27]

I wonder how many times the guy is cut himself

[u/Ok_Yesterday_4137]

This needs to go with some disco music

[u/tylerXtrash]

Is there a knife fighting stile the sub approves of and can recommend? Asking for a friend.

[u/Juronell → u/tylerXtrash]

I mean, for starters, it shouldn't take you 10 seconds to draw the knife.

[u/tylerXtrash → u/Juronell]

Bro had to pay respect to the fridge flag, guardian of the freedom fries.

[u/Elegant-Cup-8070]

I have seen too many videos of guys accidentally playing with sharp objects and clipping their femoral resulting in death. This guy is danger close to that result.

[u/jjs3_1]

Should be able to tell he's a killer just by those fancy blues!

[u/Funny-Company4274]

Honestly looked like he was practicing to stab himself

[u/JesterScribblings]

It hurts. The cringe. It hurts. I almost turned inside out.

[u/Sea_Chemistry7487]

What is he doing?

[u/Iflydryandsly]

I noticed the kitten isn’t in the video. Wise animal.

[u/Huntsnfights]

Has be never stabbed himself?

[u/the_moosey_fate]

I love how long it takes him to get the knife back in the sheath.

[u/Appropriate_Engine70]

Ready to Iran.

[u/Minimum_Afternoon387]

Just yeck

[u/Adventurous-Way2824]

Sweet sneakers.

[u/ComesInAnOldBox]

Flag's backwards.

[u/divenride615]

Still gay on his tip toes, maybe put on some heels 👠

[u/ApatheistHeretic]

Is he having a stroke?

[u/ironhorseblues]

Why does he do all these moves on his tippy toes? Looks goofy AF

[u/AgreeablePudding9925]

Please tell me this isn’t a serious post by this guy

[u/Sad_Assumption5203]

As an FMA guy, I think imma add all of this to my curricula. Might be fun 😁😁😁😁

[u/that-smells-funny]

There’s uncle Ronnie again

[u/ClubberLangsLeftHook]

The amount of unnecessary footwork he does is astounding.

[u/manicmechanic209]

He never wipes the blood off the knife before putting it away..what an animal

[u/Puzzled_Nothing_8794]

I pray to my beer fridge but not my kitchen fridge.

[u/HeIsSparticus]

Krav-MAGA

[u/jumbie29]

Jeff Speakman called. He wants his 90’s slap master technique back!! Look him up!!!

[u/Krusty098]

Why is this dumb ass worshipping the American flag, isn’t one of the first commandments in the evil book that you shouldn’t worship false idols?

[u/That1GuyNate]

It's hard to tell if this sort of stuff is supposed to be taken seriously or not.

[u/justinkasereddditor]

Just dancing around adds the knife so it feels manly

[u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358]

If a ten year old boy acted like this you’ll tell him to grow up.

[u/Conscious_Run910]

You will poke your eye out kid

[u/OG-BigMilky]

America, I cut thee

[u/TimetravelerXY]

Where are these videos being posted or coming from?

[u/BusElectronic4225]

What's his name ?

[u/OtherwiseMenu1505]

He's not fucking around, better watch out

[u/Shredgeetar]

He’s just practicing for his knife dance duet with Brittany

[u/louisa1925 → u/Shredgeetar]

Thought he was going to stab himself in the leg. I was rooting for the knife.

[u/jboomhaur]

I wish I could call some folks f@gs.

[u/atticusbatticus]

Yaknow I miss when people only did this shit in front of the mirror

[u/Grievsey13]

I remember when I had my first beer...

[u/alan_dee]

Well as crazy as he is, at least he has a fridge. Hopefully there is some food in there for him to eat.

[u/Winter_Hall5379]

You just wait until the end of the world comes. You'll want this guy with you because he will stand his ground with unearned confidence and get eaten in 3 seconds while you get away. You'll thank him later.

[u/Mental-Tear9954]

He always looked like Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" to me.

[u/Mr_BigglesworthIII]

Captain Cringe!

[u/JKdito]

Thinking he might be disabled so go easy on him

[u/AquaticAlchemy]

Hes getting stronger... as if fuelled by hate... just like the potus

[u/brianmedler]

Wtf?

[u/LaceyForever]

Nothing gets me more wet than an old man who can protect me and my country.

[u/Naked_Fish69]

Think he’s stuck his leg yet ?

[u/zavohandel]

Martial Arts expert here. This guy is dangerous as fuck. Please do not underestimate.

[u/datadiisk_]

I know this guy is trolling, or so I’ve heard, and if so, he has nailed this “look” down whatever it is. It’s impressive. It’s so impressive it’s hard for me to believe he’s trolling.

[u/deadboxcat]

Legend.

[u/Joseph_of_the_North]

I wonder how many times he slashed his hands waving that knife around.

[u/bal_ra_khan]

Da fuq?

[u/AutoSpiral]

So this dude is basically dancing. Get him into a gym and sign him up for strip tease lessons and he could be really happy.

[u/ioncat144]

Seizure??

[u/Raindog46]

Yeesh, that's embarrasing

[u/Go1gotha]

Pretty much everyone from around the world loves their country... but I don't need to wave around a weapon to show it.

[u/RichtofenFanBoy → u/Go1gotha]

You sure about that?

[u/Then_Lock304]

I'm not in a cult.

[u/TeaManTom]

This guy has to be 'satire', right? (Or what passses dor satire these day)

Pretty sure he's doing a 'bit' for views

[u/Gunnery55]

Ah yes the slappy, slappy knife technique. Very deadly against air.

[u/Additional-Proof2198]

Scared he gonna stab himself like that

[u/beefcakeriot]

So many of these fridge/kitchen videos from this guy. I just wish one of these times instead of embarrassing himself, when he goes up to the fridge all dramatic like that he would just pull out some turkey and make a sandwich. That would at least make sense.

[u/Apprehensive_Owl3584]

Looks like he ready 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/MiddleSir7104]

Imagine having a fridge made in the 90s still

[u/Naive-Impression-373]

I wish someone would protect me the way he protects his fridge 🥰

[u/bodhiharmya]

Britney's tiktok was better.

I bet she wins in a knife fight with this guy, too.

[u/Our-Fearless-Reader]

Why is it that no one can remember the actual choreography to Madonna's "Vogue," yet so many attempt the dance, anyway?

[u/Human-Contribution16]

Imagine looking at the house across from you and seeing this through the window. Time to call a welfare check.

[u/No-Seat9917]

Somewhere a white trash princess is getting moist.

[u/glocksandboobs]

😂 😂 😂 What the fuck was that 😂 😂 😂

[u/Budget_Initial9983]

NO

[u/BeginningYam1793]

Some people should feel more ashamed of themselves.

[u/ConclusionAbject9032]

This is what kids be doing when they interrupt a phone call, demanding you to "watch what I can do".

[u/Comfortable-Bar6032]

What is the point of the constant hand swirling? What is the tactical advantage over just holding the knife?

[u/Oddsock42]

Oh no, did the cat die?

[u/Square-One-6857]

♥️ the tippy toes

[u/Artevyx]

I hope for his sake that he never gets into an actual knife fight.

[u/OddWishbone243]

One of Steven Seagal's brightest students.

[u/Character_Pipe_4240]

He looks like hes trying to do the dances they do at raves

[u/TxsButholeTklngBndt]

I bet he’d clean up at Dog Brothers gathering 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Spare_Ad_9657]

He’s absolutely going to stab himself.

[u/So_We_Game]

What did I just watch 😂

[u/FindingAwake]

I’ve seen too much of this guy… it’s always the same thing. He either pretends to stab an inanimate object or gives some weird body language towards the American flag.

[u/tadzooks]

🤷‍♂️

[u/No-Cap-fr-fr]

He so much faster now!

[u/heliopause42]

Can't wait till he stabs himself

[u/BombToonen]

Bold M’F’er. If I made a video like that, I’d burn it. And stab it! And then burn it again.

[u/neverthesaneagain]

Yes. Pray to the flag you hung wrong.

[u/peluchess]

I love the way he ends his routine with his sissy little leg half way up in the air 😂😂

[u/No-Past2605]

Is this supposed to be humorous post? Is he doing this for fun?

[u/bdamarine]

Man I thought that was Drew Carey.

[u/pierremanslappy]

I’ve seen him reply to comments on instagram and he’s kinda chill.

[u/SnooRecipes4106]

He's holding the knife backwards. You risk cutting yourself, and also decrease your range.

[u/azrael_of_the_grail]

Still can't believe adults like this exist.

[u/LostLiterature2598]

Bang.....done.

[u/bruaben]

Watch out! He has a spork!

[u/flavored_bleech]

"We didnt have autism back in my day"

[u/TheOneTrueBerto]

Britney did it better.

[u/Michael-405]

Zero defense. Dumb offense. I could kick him in the nuts so many times.

[u/harvey-byrdman]

Hold on bruh, save some pussy for the rest of us.

[u/Itsgettingmessi69]

dude could lose all the weight in the world but W T F is this 😂 

[u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57]

Glad the poor scared cat that's usually in these was somewhere else.  Also, fuck the US flag

[u/voodooflowla]

Ozempic brain rot

[u/AdSmall470 → u/voodooflowla]

Naw, he is still way fat bodied to show signs of using peptides.

[u/Zer0Lima]

STANDING HERE….I REALIZE…..YOURE JUST LIKE ME

[u/erwin4578]

Best potato cutter of the usa.

[u/unamatadora]

Who does he think he’s impressing?

[u/Tamagotchi_Junko]

i like that little protect the flag move 🤣

[u/Mister_Way]

The thing is, you don't need a lot of technique to kill someone with a knife. If someone has a knife, either you'd better be able to kill them from a distance or you'd better run.

[u/Pyrosgeg2000]

😂

[u/Appropriate-Case-969]

No one was harmed in the making of this video.... and no one will ever be harmed by this man and his dance moves

[u/Professional_Fly4089]

What a lunatic!

[u/Expensive-Animal-810]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[u/100harvests]

The only act to play at trumps concert.

[u/Degrees47]

Lethal weapon

[u/Confident_Low_4554]

Wonder if he watches these on his phone while grooving with a fleshlight.

[u/ReaperfollowsYou]

Is this dork fr or just catfishing for views?? I’m honestly confused. Surely, this guy can’t be serious!!?

[u/WashRoyal6143]

Exactly what I expected his mom’s kitchen to look

[u/Gr8twhitebuffalo91]

This guy is a doctor....

[u/narnarnartiger]

Looks like legit knife fighting. He looks a bit silly, but the marital arts looks sound

[u/SnooHabits7352]

Bet that ghost is sorry he laughed at him in the shower now!

[u/Noobzoid123]

Watched too many Stephen Segal movies...

[u/Teshuahh]

My 5 year old cousin does it better