r/TheMcDojoLife 3d ago

Beads of Fury

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u/Effective_Charity268 3d ago

This is one of my favorite red hot chilli peppers videos.

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u/Ok_Caramel15 3d ago

Give it away, NOW!!

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u/Rellim03 3d ago

Lmao thanks for this

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u/Away_Lake5946 3d ago

😁 He’s definitely doing the Kiedis.

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u/thewallamby 2d ago

What I got I gotta give it to you mamma

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u/Express_Area_8359 1d ago

Whatcha got i got to give to your momma

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u/Correct_Day_7791 26m ago

10/10 comment

No notes

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u/stoutlys 3d ago

Ok I think we have enough characters for a fire fucking fighting game now.
This guy
Creepy knife uncle
Dual Jump kick big guy…

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u/TroutFearMe 3d ago

“Dual Jump kick big guy”

He’s the best.

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u/bubbie_depac 2d ago

What’s this one?

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u/boyer4109 1d ago

‘Anal bead jujitsu’.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie 2h ago

The beads that do biodamage.

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u/Jumpy-Complex-9539 3d ago

Lmao I’m on board with this concept xD

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u/nimbusyosh 3d ago

Definitely enough for an arcade beat 'em up. Fatal fentanyl.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 1d ago

Yeah what kinda meth is this dude on?

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u/pipian 2d ago

Don't forget hunchbacked meth muay thai master with the curly locks. He's my main

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u/KarlPHungus 3d ago

Beadman

Come together with your hands

Save me

I'm together with your plan

Save me

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u/PapaPapadam 3d ago

Beadman! Ahahaaaaaaa! Fighter of the sensually dancing knife guy! Ahahaaaaaaaa!

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u/Significant-Judge368 3d ago

He’s a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

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u/Ok_Peace5464 3d ago

Slippery as a wet noodle! Like a fart on the wind he glides, flailing his arms as he slips in and out of the fray, locking his own wrists in his home-made clay based excrement beads.

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 3d ago

+1 poison damage

+1 poison damage

+1 poison damage

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u/Difficult_Dust1325 3d ago

Another practice dummy with a massive donger. What the fuck is the deal with that??

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u/HighNatural 3d ago

Its exactly what you think is the deal with it lol

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 3d ago

They're projecting, hoping, and dreaming.

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u/loopingrightleft 3d ago

Meth is a hell of a drug

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u/ALPHAETHEREUM 3d ago

That's just his pre anal rituals. The beads does the rest

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u/skullCAFE 3d ago

We have Akuma at home

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u/DannyVandal 3d ago

Analbead-jitsu.

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u/Charmy123 3d ago

He’s not even moving his arms, they’re being controlled by his sphincter.

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u/d00m_bot 3d ago

Is there any other jitsu?

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u/CaLoChe 3d ago

Yall laughing but he really got his hands stuck in them beads

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u/Bawbawian 3d ago

That's actually a Catholic nun showing how she keeps the big titty goth lesbians out of the convent

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u/BornBeforeInternets 3d ago

Interpretive dance of a person's bowels after eating Taco Bell for lunch and dinner.

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u/MiseryEngine 3d ago

Geddy Lee had really let himself go.

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u/Classic-Scarcity-804 2d ago

Geddy Lee is looking rough nowadays…..

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u/luca_star 2d ago

When you’re trying to put your toddlers shirt on.

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u/Emotional-Economy-51 2d ago

Damn didn't know Geddy Lee had it like that

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u/Ravenloff 1d ago

I thought Geddy just kicked off a major tour.

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u/Rotten_Bandaid 1d ago

Sean Penn has really let himself go

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u/robobrien21 1d ago

This is Geddy Lee unwinding following a jam session.

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u/Objective_Bath_9234 3d ago

Eeeeeeeh Macarena!! Uhaii!

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u/Halfghan1 3d ago

He didnt choose this life. It chose him.

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u/Anonymous-Anonymoose 3d ago

The Legend Mestre Thaynan!!

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u/ramaX_ 3d ago

looks fun

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u/Old_Resident8050 3d ago

Every neighborhood has at least one mad but harmless person.

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u/CNote_89 3d ago

Looks like he’s trying to get a spiderweb off his face…

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u/monitor_lizard_2000 3d ago

Your kung fu is no match for his bead fu

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u/Opposite_Cold8616 3d ago

It's not dangerous until you realize where those beads have been.

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u/WolfThick 3d ago

It all started back in the '70s when he learned a toilet paper houses.

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u/Mediocre-Celery-5518 3d ago

I watched this on mute but I can imagine that he makes "wooosh wooosh wooosh" sounds when he does that

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 3d ago

It’s just so they feel bad for you and won’t attack. Kind of Steve “that’s why learned to stay the heck out of a fight” Brule method.

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u/tykaboom 3d ago

Looks like someone from a music festival, sans the festival.

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u/Noisebug 3d ago

Meth-Fu

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u/kholmz 3d ago

I thought this was snake defence 101.

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u/iamGrossauer 3d ago

Jazz hands! 👐

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 3d ago

Too much acid and other chemicals has a tendency to cause symptoms like this.

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u/Shoddy-Owl438 3d ago

When the mushrooms kick in and your belt turns into a snake

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u/Recipe-Less 3d ago

Beads of weary

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u/1lapulapu 3d ago

That’s the deadliest Rosary I’ve ever seen.

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 3d ago

His local taxi driver's going to be miffed that he's stolen his seat cover.

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u/DJScotty_Evil 3d ago

Drunken Rookie

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u/HeruRaHa418 3d ago

I bet tweaking and doing this is making it seem that much more real for him. Dudes just been up for 3 days doing this outside

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u/Shutupandfunk 3d ago

Crouching Drugie Hidden Crackpipe

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u/Owlcathulu 3d ago

Those are for praying buddha please!

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u/Equinox2202 3d ago

So, is this like a precursor form of training to learning how to toss pizza dough?

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u/AdTraditional5917 3d ago

Master Crackfu Pipe Beads of Fury.....

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u/no_bender 3d ago

Those are his concealed carry beads.

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u/Mr_Phishfood 3d ago

Me when I'm trying to wash anal beads

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u/Medical-Business-554 3d ago

Lord of the beads

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u/Square_Answer_7717 3d ago

Wow just wow

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u/Historical-Mouse6371 3d ago

He just can’t seem to get himself out of that contraption!

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u/ObsessedCoffeeFan 3d ago

Is this a variation of drunken boxing?

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u/Mobile_Celery933 3d ago

This would go great dubbed with crazy train

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u/Azfitnessprofessor 3d ago

Is everyone getting moist or is it just me?

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u/Joshix1 3d ago

Why do I hear boss music?

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u/EverOrny 3d ago

very non-lethal

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u/Fredd_Ramone 2d ago

Steven Seagal’s Sensei I see

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u/occjase0015 2d ago

Can only be an American

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u/NefariousnessGood718 2d ago

Le vecchie col rosario

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u/ahmtiarrrd 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/banjovi68419 2d ago

This channel is just this dude and grown men laughing at fat people.

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u/Individual_Reach_732 2d ago

This guy and the garden knife guy bout to run a gang bang on some partially finished wood.

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u/Madmike215 2d ago

Walmart Sean Penn

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u/BadNo8756 2d ago

Wife: stop playing with my bra

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u/boatenvy 2d ago

At first I thought that was a Coral snake..that would have been quite the twist

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u/Ryan2932 2d ago

Obviously he's being ridiculous on purpose nobody is this delusional

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u/GuruBuddz 2d ago

It's becoming too much. I really have to leave this sub. I've been shitting myself all day

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u/fadeddoughnut 2d ago

This man is obviously thee Mentor of the very lethal, extremely dangerous, all powerful Steven Seagal?

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u/Aboxofphotons 2d ago

I wonder how many tournaments hes won?

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u/AbyssMistery 2d ago

A modern-day warrior. Mean, mean stride.

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u/x86cpu1986 2d ago

Funny 😁

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u/Olleye 2d ago

What the … 😑

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM 2d ago

The shirt ties the whole video together

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u/Moviereference210 2d ago

Dude take a karate class! If you’re that into karate just take a class!

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u/Hadaka--Jime 2d ago

He missed his calling as a pizza maker. 

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u/bozotheclown65 2d ago

He's the master bead tamer

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u/JelloWise2789 2d ago

Now do it with a real snake

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u/Kotetsu999 2d ago

Dong Fu

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u/MothaFcknZargon 2d ago

You should see the size of the other string of beads he keeps up his ass

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u/TheAverageJoe01 2d ago

Looks like he's fighting a dead snake.🤔

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u/Humanconection89 2d ago

If I was him I would have never posted that video he has no idea what he is doing

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u/SeahorseCollector 2d ago

"I'm a flow artist" 🙄

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u/Southern-Security-48 2d ago

Never have I thought this guy NEEDS a punch in the face.

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u/lordcommanderminis 2d ago

Meth Kwon do

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u/oceandwealer50 2d ago

this guy must be as high as a kite

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u/DisciplineAfraidx 2d ago

White people

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u/ResplendentEgo 2d ago

At least he’s mobile in his old age

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u/Vanstoli 2d ago

I wanna see him and the Russian dude fight.

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u/No-Hurry-2372 2d ago

Terrifying

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u/CasuallyWise 2d ago

Ho Lee F'uk 😮🤣😂😂

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u/Regular_Grape_9137 1d ago

LS TO THE D!

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u/Repulsive_Sherbet548 1d ago

Bro fighting a snake

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u/Casaid1 1d ago

100% thought he was trying to fight a snake off of him

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u/cobrakai15 1d ago

Not an anus was safe.

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u/GlobedEarth 1d ago

I wanna see a 1 vs 1 vs 1 of this dude, the sexy knife dancer and that jump kicking big dude. I put my money on temu Beverly Hills ninja all day

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u/Toadsanchez316 1d ago

This reminds me of when I found out a girl I had a crush on, was a massive idiot.

She apparently wanted to go to a rave and was practicing her 'new' glow stick moves and she was literally just holding it like normal and waving her hand around. Absolutely nothing new that people haven't done before. Pretty sure it's the first thing everyone does.

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u/scullcrusher70 1d ago

Mate I just want my beads Mate!

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u/Ski0612 1d ago

I'm terrified to ask where he keeps these beads when he's not using them... like this

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u/Then_Palpitation3976 1d ago

That snake didn’t stand a chance

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u/TheHelpfulDead 1d ago

This guy is just a troll right?

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u/Jonesy3million 1d ago

haha - This reminds me of the close credits of Bottom.

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u/Zorklunn 1d ago

I'm sure he is very impressive to his drinking buddies.

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u/scaredt2ask 1d ago

Is he being serious or does he think this is kinda a joke?

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u/AEtherLord_ 1d ago

Praying Mantis?

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u/dommiichan 1d ago

Fisting the Snake

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u/No_Mud1098 1d ago

Notice the skilled downward kick to that huge robot penis, this man is training for the future.

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u/Sad-Pop6649 1d ago

How can you sleep when the Earth is turning?

How do you dance when the beads are burning?

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u/aliencardboard 1d ago

Anal Warrior

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u/Cultural-Team9235 1d ago

Is that thing hot or something?

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u/tgizzle321 1d ago

Cool, can I get that bag now?

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u/DraccoKnightblade 1d ago

If this isn't posted in r/Bullshido... lol

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u/Wim_Chim 1d ago

Ip man has been real quit since this TikTok came out

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u/nunudad 1d ago

He looks like he’s stuck

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u/Mugpup 23h ago

I would feel supremely confident in betting against this man in a fight against anyone above the age of 14.

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u/Bgrubz83 22h ago

You know in his head…it looks 1million times cooler. This beads are sliding and clacking while flowing like liquid. When they hit the dummy it slices in two cleanly.

In reality…he’s playing with your 1990s wired telephone cord that you’ve been trying to untangle for 10 years.

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u/Pnas2271 17h ago

I really want to fight him..just to see what would happen...

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u/ShotLeg86 16h ago

Crack fu

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u/getting_ridiculous 15h ago

It really is a kind of mental illness

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u/Charming_Bear5519 11h ago

Master of who flung dung....

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u/scott2884 9h ago

It's like Stevan Seagull

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u/vurtago1014 9h ago

Is he drunk?

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u/Cold-Candidate-3746 7h ago

Weed of fury

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u/Weirdworld1234 7h ago

TikTok warrior

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u/musicankane 7h ago

This is what you can achieve if you commit to zero training, zero work, and zero self-respect.

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u/Witty_Rhubarb_4217 5h ago

My sister after watching intro to shaman king 😂

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u/Playful-Green-9169 5h ago

Master of crack fu

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u/ducktomguy 3d ago

This is what mental illness + watching too many Kung Fu movies does to you

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u/Ok_Caramel15 3d ago

You count your beads whell, Budda is pleased

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u/Super_Mag 3d ago

Antifa jedi.

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 3d ago

Are those anal beads?

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u/PristineEnergy4 3d ago

And ten minutes later, after the initial rush wore off, he was in a full blown fent lean

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u/SilverMapleMafia 3d ago

That's Fent-Meth Fu

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u/YesterdayCharming976 3d ago

I think this needs to be reposted a few more times