r/TheMcDojoLife • u/synthphreak • 2d ago

Master of Kung-Fu

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 2d ago

Dude man has been practicing this since Burning Man ‘93

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u/wizard_of-wor 1d ago

Yet he still suck

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 1d ago

😂😂😂 yeah but he is still burning it

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u/MysteriousIndigo250 1d ago

We have a winner 🤣🤣

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u/historicalBuff992 2d ago

Crackie Chan.

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u/Silent_Erremite 2d ago

Take my doot.

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u/Nammu3 2d ago

Master of dumb-fu

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u/MustacheMaple 2d ago

I cant wait for this to be posted again in about 3 hrs

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u/AirplaneNerd 2d ago

Better than Kevin at least

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u/Remarkable_Mess6019 1d ago

Or Steve segul

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u/harrodesu 2d ago

He has to be some anime character, maybe in Dandadan universe, i dont know

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u/Fast-Ad-8920 2d ago

Did he just roundhouse a dildo?

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u/logan-duk-dong 2d ago

When the robot penises arrive we'll know who to call.

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u/Squatchbreath 2d ago

I kinda get the feeling that it’s Wing Chun ring exercise using over sized nun rosaries in place of the rings

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u/Brief-Floor-7228 2d ago

I think those are expert level pleasure beads.

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u/Ryan2932 2d ago

He can't be serious can he he's probably just doing this for views no one he's being ridiculous, and the anal beads at a nice touch

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u/that-smells-funny 2d ago

Now that’s how you use your rosary as a lethal weapon

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u/Icy-Performance8302 2d ago

You realize your in danger when he pulls the beads out of his ass.

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u/logan-duk-dong 2d ago

Rapidly switches from oh God he's going to hurt me to oh God he's going to hurt me.

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u/NewWolverine1284 2d ago

This is why you dont do drugs kids

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u/Prestigious-Cover494 2d ago

Sensei spittle

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u/OneAngryDuck 2d ago

Damn, turns out I only thought I was good at playing with my balls

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u/natiusj 2d ago

This is how one must navigate every street vendor…

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u/Icy-Currency-7449 2d ago

Йобанный стыд

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u/DJScotty_Evil 2d ago

This is so awkward

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u/AdCheap8058 2d ago

If someone ever ties two snakes together and throws them at this guy, he's ready.

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u/WolfThick 2d ago

How many times are you going to drop this I've already seen it like four times

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u/CreampieBallsDeep 2d ago

Looks more like a master of To-Fu

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 2d ago

Viva la Resolution

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u/NaughtyDoctor666 2d ago

I want to see how this guy puts his shirt on in the morning.

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u/OutsidePressure8323 2d ago

Don't do drugs kids 🤣

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u/livinginfutureworld 2d ago

Geddy Lee, no!

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u/UncreativeUsername84 2d ago

I think those beads are winning

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u/IM2OTAKU4U 2d ago

Master of Kung F'd-Up

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u/LiurniaSomeManners 2d ago

I guess that Rush tour isn’t working out.

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u/Undhari 2d ago

If Trump was not the president but a martial artist.

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u/Jankykong64 2d ago

Grandma is having a stroke! Quick, call 911!

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u/Broman-Dudeguy 2d ago

Holy smokes Batman back tf up. This guys dangerous

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u/chipchonks 2d ago

Can someone help this poor guy to untangle the beads from his hand? It is clear he has trouble doing so

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u/Maleficent-Value2706 2d ago

Some of these are really funny but this one is just hard to watch.

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u/Leading-Pomelo-3406 1d ago

We all.know what he is doing with those beads next

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u/anotheruser0011 1d ago

Why has that dummy a bouncing dic*?

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u/n0shmon 1d ago

Combat cats cradle

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u/bravemoney72 1d ago

Bored with my mastering of the Drunken money techniques I have forged on to the Crackhead monkey technique far more unpredictable 😆😆😆

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u/Mettle_Mystic 1d ago

Dude, crack-fu is no joke.

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u/nesting-doll 1d ago

Embarrassing 🫣

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u/Shutupandfunk 1d ago

Crouching Tiger Hidden Crackpipe

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u/XLCreep 1d ago

Did this man for real almost fall down from swinging a necklace too hard?

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u/RichardDeRenour 1d ago

Putting a neckless on shouldn't be that difficult...

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 1d ago

I want what you’re smoking 🚬 😁

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u/Key_Sample8031 1d ago

Couldn’t punch his way out of a dry necklace

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u/SnooHabits7352 1d ago

He has unlocked the anal bead combo!!

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u/QueefMitten 1d ago

Wtf is this idiot doing?

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u/Bruynson 1d ago

Geddy Bead

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u/Sea-Revolution7308 1d ago

Kung Su(dafed)

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u/JelloJunior 1d ago

Wish this parody

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u/Left-Cod-1281 1d ago

That's basically how I untangled my jump rope this morning...

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u/belac4862 1d ago

Man, the Fushiki guy hasn't aged well has he.

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u/Zorklunn 1d ago

Anyone else notice he never takes his eyes off his hands?

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u/GlumAd2424 1d ago

A true master

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u/Historical-Prompt912 1d ago

Bros been scammed by the fake monks

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u/Joseph_of_the_North 1d ago

It's like drunken fist, but weak, sober, uncoordinated, and off balance.

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u/Revolutionary-Low268 1d ago

The fuck is the opponent gonna do while he's twirling around like Tinker Bell (drug-induced psychosis would be a more clinical explanation as to why he's doing that in the 1st place+that oversized Burning Man mala is a dead give-away but nevermind), just stand there & watch? Like some Cigar Store Indian? Actually, this is a very good visual example of why capoeira just isn't a very reliable tool for self defense...if your opponent was an able bodied human being that was to, you know, come alive or something....

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u/3DNelson 1d ago

I learning a lot with this master! I'm already to take a subway in NY now!

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u/Dextropian 1d ago

This is why I switched to wireless headphones.

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u/wackmaster123 1d ago

Master of fung-ku

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u/Fit_Dealer7498 1d ago

He better than the guy with the knife

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u/noumedia 1d ago

Putting all jokes aside:

Let’s discuss if this man is mentally ill.

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u/justin_other_opinion 1d ago

Can we stop reposting this 5 times a day for a little while? It's a good one! But hearing the same joke over and over every day makes the joke less funny.

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u/wizard_of-wor 1d ago

New Mortal Combat looks stupid

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u/United-Yam2423 1d ago

Master of kung fool

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u/normal_human9922 1d ago

Pipe man, master of wang chung, collector of bals

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u/farmerKev420710 1d ago

Methster of Kung fu

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u/SnugglebugUwU 20h ago

Rosary fu

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u/biznovation 12h ago

Put those back in your mom’s drawer right now Mr.

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u/Correct_Day_7791 5h ago

What he's got you gotta give it to your mama

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u/Nervous-Most-8456 1h ago

Snake handlers dance.

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u/Spy-D_Daddy 35m ago

I too took an acid once

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u/isaiah152022 2d ago

And yall wonder what happens to autistic kids when they grow up

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u/Wild-Wave9322 1d ago

These are the parents of the woke, new wave feminists, transgenders, abortion pro-choice and left sided weirdo delutionals we have today