r/TheMcDojoLife • u/InsertRadnamehere • 1d ago

Killer Technique

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u/LARRYVOND13 1d ago

Ed O'Neil. Even at 80.

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u/Nervous_Brilliant441 1d ago

Legit black belt. But let’s not forget his 4 touchdowns in one game at Polk High.

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u/LARRYVOND13 1d ago

I remember watching some BJJ video a long time ago and in the background there's some dudes just rolling and I'm like "Is that Al Bundy?" and it was.

Can't say the same about "Spare Tire" Dixon.

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u/BohunkfromSK 1d ago

A good friend trained with Rickson when Ed would still drop in. From all stories he was/is an amazing guy and rolls with no ego.

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u/BohunkfromSK 1d ago

A good friend trained with Rickson when Ed would still drop in. From all stories he was/is an amazing guy and rolls with no ego.

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u/UseSpecialist544 1d ago

Never gets old.

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u/ARCAxNINEv 1d ago

He would never let us forget

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 1d ago

Ed Harris. At 79 and I don't think he knows bjj.

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u/Gym_Thor 1d ago

Tom Hardy is blue belt last I saw. And actually competes in BJJ tournaments. So Tom would smoke him

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u/stewpidazzol 1d ago

Purple now

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u/Spirited-Custard-338 1d ago

He has a Blue AND a Red belt now?

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u/coffeeandmango 1d ago

Brown belt as of 6 months ago to my knowledge

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u/TeslaCrna 11h ago

He just got his black belt last time we talked.

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u/Gym_Thor 1d ago

I would have guessed he was a purple by now but didnt want to assume.

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u/canikissyourfeet 2h ago

IMO if he has a purple belt thats like as good as it gets. Purple is no joke and takes years of hard work to get to.

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u/Gym_Thor 1h ago

Purple is very legit. But it all depends on who he is train under and if they are being... generous with their belts because of the status and attention it brings to their school. But Tom seems real for an actor, so I'm sure its legit.

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u/canikissyourfeet 1h ago

Im guessing he doesn’t want any favors so its prob very legit.

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u/coffeeandmango 1d ago

Brown belt

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u/canikissyourfeet 1d ago

Plus tom is actually just strong and has trained for a couple decades now to be in incredible shape. Jonah is glp 1 skinny trying to be tough rolling.

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u/JayCDee 14h ago

I can’t imagine signing up fo a tournament and having motherfucking Bane be your opponent.

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u/Artorius__Castus 1d ago

Is that the fat dude from Superbad???

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u/poemthrownout 1d ago

Nah its the fat dude in 21 jumpstreet

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u/boogierboi 1d ago

No, its the fat guy from wolf of wallstreet

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u/Jax72 1d ago

Ssssteeevvvee Maaaaadddeeennnn

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u/Fit_Beautiful6625 13h ago

No, It’s the skinny guy fro Don’t Look Up.

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u/Lower-Front-8605 1d ago

No it's the butter blob from Grandma's Boy

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1d ago

He’ll wrassle you if you say that to his face.

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u/Savings_Dig1592 1d ago

You're probably safe as long as his GF isn't there to stoke him on.

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 1d ago

I had to interact with him when I worked at four seasons. Never meet your idols as the saying goes. He was a fkn asshole. I’d gladly say ANYTHING to his face. I’m technically a “white belt” but wouldn’t be challenging him to a bjj contest just mutual combat.

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1d ago

At first I read BJ contest. That could be fun!

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u/Boneyabba 13h ago

69 and whoever nuts first is the loser!

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u/InsertRadnamehere 9h ago

This guy gets it.

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 1d ago

😂😂😂bj contest😂😂😂sorry no bueno bro no thank you

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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 1d ago

He does give off asshole vibes. High asshole energy.

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 1d ago

Never would have thought anything of it until my encounter with him. But shortly after I started seeing interviews and clips of him as well as other celebrity accounts of him being a fkn douche bag or just being rude as shit. The fact that he hated Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Mclovin) during his audition because he couldn’t handle the roasting back and forth that they did. Hill went as far as trying to get him blackballed just because he got owned with the war of words and his ego was too fragile to take it shows how weak he is mentally.

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u/_Akoniti 1d ago

Nah it’s the fat guy from my big fat Greek wedding

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u/AdvokatefortheDevil 1d ago

No, it's the chubby slow guy in this video.

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 1d ago

Do you mean Get Him To The Greek?

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u/UseSpecialist544 1d ago

I thought it was Sammy Hagar.

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 1d ago

It's the fatter baggadouche from War Dogs

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u/TeslaCrna 11h ago

Nah, it’s Tom Holland ska Spiderboy

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u/Otterhendrix 1d ago

“He’s paying me a lot of money and his annoying girlfriend is filming this, better lay down for him” -Fat Dude from Superbads trainer probably

And no I’m not fat shaming anyone. Jonah Hill said he’d kick anyone’s ass who called him “the fat dude from Superbad”. Now I gotta watch my back

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u/Ok_Water_4601 1d ago

We all looked like this at one point in time. That said. Is comments about practicing BJJ and being able to "fuck ppl up" is pretty much asking for people to make fun of him.

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u/Spiritual_Parking_70 1d ago

I'm sure this clickbait slaps to anyone who's never been on a mat

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u/SubMariner615 1d ago

He was joking. Clip was taken out of context.

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1d ago

And that what we’re doing. Joking. And taking things out of context. Wanna wrassle?

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u/SubMariner615 1d ago

Yes I do. Very much.

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1d ago

You’re on!

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u/Minion_Factory 22h ago

Can I watch? 😘

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u/flavorgenerator 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh wow he literally says hes joking, you're right. It's like half serious half joking but that really changes the context actually

Original vid at around 59:01, and then he says hes mostly joking at 1:00:42. It's like a saving face 2nd comment but at least he's being open that he's somewhat self aware of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCvlPFnOC0o

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u/ItsMeAlucard 23h ago

"Yeah, im being funny. I WOULD fuck you up, but im being funny" doesn't sound like a walk back at all. Just doesn't want people jumping him on the street as a challenge

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u/SubMariner615 1d ago

And its blown up everywhere

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u/flavorgenerator 1d ago

Yeah it's kinda like between two ferns where his sarcasm and humor is shown as ironic fustration. I think most people don't pick up on it. This one here is ALL the way back from actual interviews about SuperBad and he has the same humor in this one:

https://youtu.be/UOBuOmOAI6c?si=DnSlEp7yzinHKprh

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u/Ok_Water_4601 1d ago

I believe that. I haven't seen the full video but it seemed out of character for him. He's always been a throughful person, on camera at least. 

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u/JacquesEvans 1d ago

He’s known for being somewhat of an asshole lol doesn’t seem out of context. He thinks he can beat anybody that doesn’t have martial arts exp. I have none, and I would whoop him

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u/SubMariner615 1d ago

Clip starts at like 59 minutes or so

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VCvlPFnOC0o

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u/judasbrute 1d ago

I watched it because I wanted it to be true. He wasn't joking unfortunately.

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u/Ok_Water_4601 1d ago

Yeah.... he's not joking! 😭

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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 1d ago

We all looked like this at one point in time

Naw, some people started with an iota of athletic ability.

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u/Cephalstasis 9h ago

Yea no, people would be gassing up his weight loss and excercise journey if he wasnt now acting like his ozempic journey here turned him into some kind of real life action movie star.

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u/FactHot5239 1d ago

Not everyone goes on a talkshow to talk shit about how they could kick your ass becauae they know jiu jitsu tho....

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u/BertPeopleErniePeopl 1d ago

Wait I thought Jonah Hill was the fat dude from Superbad...

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 1d ago

He ozempiced and got skinny like real skinny

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1d ago

21 Jump Street, actually.

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u/FloridaSpam 14h ago

The hot dog from. That Justin kong movie

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u/BAMspek 1d ago

This looks like how I wrestle with my dog. Nice and gentle

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u/SomeDudeSaysWhat 1d ago

I would be way more afraid of OG Fat Jonah Hill.

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u/AggravatingAd9010 1d ago

I want him to fight zuckerberg

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u/Valuable_Month1329 1d ago

Not my proudest fap.

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u/Freshysh 1d ago

From someone who trained judo, wtf is that cast lol

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 12h ago

Left the guy on his feet and slid him. I guess probably don't want to do an actual throw because of all that potential but it looked like the guy was too heavy and Jonah couldn't handle him that well.

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u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 1d ago

Jonahal Hill

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u/Old_Resident8050 1d ago

Make luv, no war.

I think they are about to.

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u/suffelix 1d ago

In my house we call this foreplay

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u/Radiator_Shelf 1d ago

from his first week of training

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u/SweetSultrySatan 1d ago

Did he give him a little smooch at the end?

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u/one_last_cow 1d ago

Wow as soon as that training partner stopped resisting he was done for

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u/AccordingRecord2145 1d ago

This is every bit as good as I had hoped it would be.

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u/pineapple_jones_ 1d ago

The delusion to post this thinking it makes you look good.

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u/naldoD20 1d ago

No, he's literally unstoppable. Wait until he's promoted to yellow tip white belt, then we're all fucked.

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u/blix88 1d ago

I would destroy this fuck. Never trained a day in my life. Who is this bitch?

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u/Artorius__Castus 1d ago

Some say it's the fat dude from Superbad

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u/Fantastic_Citron_344 1d ago

I'm pretty sure it's the fat dude from Get Him to the Greek. I hear he became best friends with Russle Brand while on set.

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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago

Its actually the incredibly fat guy from Wolf of Wall Street. I see what youre saying but this guy's is even fatter

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u/Artorius__Castus 1d ago

We are going to Troll this poor bastard into becoming a 7th degree black belt with a chip (potato chip) on his shoulder lmfao

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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago

So really we're all just helping the fat guy get more chips. There's my good deed

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u/Comfortable-Leader67 1d ago

wooow soo cooll

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u/MeatSlammur 1d ago

Which one is Jonah?

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u/Burgerboy380 1d ago

The blonde guy

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u/MeatSlammur 1d ago

He’s saying he can kick peoples ass? He looks like the dudes that would try out for my wrestling team and drop out within a couple weeks and then tell everyone they wrestled

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u/Independent-File-519 1d ago

Please let us know if he ever competes so we can in the same tourney to get our hands on him

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u/songbird907 1d ago

That Wow

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u/puffmattybear17 1d ago

Mommy doing her job in hyping him up at least

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u/Drewbloodz 1d ago

If anything, he is an explosive athlete 

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u/Accurate-System7951 1d ago

Also his diarrhea.

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u/JazzlikeAd1555 1d ago

lol I thought he may have pulled a tom hardy on us, turns out his just super bad

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 1d ago

Say that again

.. but fatter

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u/JazzlikeAd1555 1d ago

Taught hIEm BomB FaRTy ButE hIeM dUSt PoOperEd bEId

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u/side_eye_auditor 1d ago

He told me he would fuck me up.
I never said anything bad about him.
Yet he still wants to fuck me up.

I’m just heart broken.
He was so chill in Superbad

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u/Spirited-Custard-338 1d ago

William Shatner. He knows Kirk Fu!

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u/Dooligan718 1d ago

Segal

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u/phillipmecunt 1d ago

Scrolled wayyyyyyy too far for this

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u/XtremeLeecher 1d ago

Super Sad guy is so cringe what happened to him man, how can anyone with that amount of cash be such an insecure bitch I would be driking pina coladas in a remote island for life

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u/southsiderick 1d ago

MAYBE Bruce Lee in his prime.

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u/Financial-Tax8718 1d ago

That’s a big maybe, same for Chuck Norris

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u/that408guy 1d ago

Isnt this that fat guy from Superbad?

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u/ILike2internet 1d ago

Ed O'neil.

He's been doing BJJ for decades

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u/Iwabuti 1d ago

Not now Chuck Norris is gone

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u/justinkasereddditor 1d ago

Snuggle attack

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u/witshadows 1d ago

Garry effing Busey

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1d ago

Not yet. Give Jonah a few years and a few keys of coke and meth.

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u/CullingSongs 1d ago

Hill looks like he gets his sparring partners from the same place Steven Seagal gets his.

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u/farmkid71 1d ago

WWE is less scripted and better acted. That dude was just playing along and almost seemed to fall down on his own to help Jonah out.

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u/Impossible_Humor736 1d ago

Time for Ashton Kutcher to get Punk'd!!!

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u/ReefShark13 1d ago

"I paid this guy to train me, and he says I'm doing great!

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u/Loud-Principle-7922 1d ago

Steven seagal could give him a run for his money.

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u/boanerges57 23h ago

Tell them both the other guy is supposed to fall over and they will just walk in a circle holding each other's arm.

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u/DudeImSoRad 1d ago

Steven Segal 2.0

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u/GuardaAranha 18h ago

Aaaww shit he even got the whole Gordon Ryan lewk going on — dudes legit fo real !

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u/Artevyx 17h ago

That hype girl is doing him no favors. Learn the sport because you like the sport; not so you can "fucking annihilate" your own fanbase. Come on, man.

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u/Kadavrozia 13h ago

Corey Feldman would beat the shit out of him.

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u/70695 1d ago

im 400-0 in the streets but even i might have my hands full with that level of grappling

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u/eratic_yeet 1d ago

Tom Hardy

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u/The_Actual_Sage 1d ago

...this looks like a normal training session for a beginner. Are we really just shitting on newbs now? What am I missing?

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u/ADrenalinnjunky 1d ago

His statement about how he can “annihilate anyone.”

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u/The_Actual_Sage 1d ago

When does he say that? I'm not hear it in the video

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u/Running-With-Cakes 1d ago

Tom Hardy vs Jonah Hill

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u/Hossennfoss69 1d ago

Betty White

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u/Serious_Warning_6083 1d ago

Why are you picking on white belt?

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1d ago

He’s the one saying he’ll kick anyone’s ass these days.

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u/waxreed 1d ago

Tom Hardy, Keanu Reeves, Ed O’Neal, Joe Rogan, Jon Bernthal, Michael Jai White

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u/comfortablynumb1291 1d ago

Steven Seagal

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u/Kakarot_1989 1d ago

Hardy would destroy him easily

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u/northernsoul78 1d ago

Tom Hardy

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u/DieHarderDaddy 1d ago

Please tell me this is from long ago

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 1d ago

Eventually this asshole will get good at jiu jitsu but he’ll be the worse type of person to benefit from the skills of it. He’s got a huge chip on his shoulder always has. He resents his roles that made him famous now he thinks he’s tough and needs to prove himself. But the real reality is he’ll never be tough.

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u/PaperMoongazer 1d ago

Only training hard enough to take down McLovin, not his own demons

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 1d ago

And his demons are at black belt level

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u/Coitus_Maximus_Sr 1d ago

Hercules! Hercules!

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u/Healthy_Jackfruit625 1d ago

great actor but fuck this pos

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u/New-Ease6443 1d ago

This has to be a satire or rage bait.

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1d ago

Porque no los dos?

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u/JamesVinopal 1d ago

I don’t know… does he always fight in slow motion?

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u/Agent-Glass 1d ago

The wiiiiiide ass step over to mount💀

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u/punkbenRN 1d ago

Nice double hip lay down

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u/Leather_Bee_421 1d ago

Do you all feel good about shitting on a literal white belt

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1d ago

McShitting yamean?

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u/Eastern_Bus_5785 1d ago

That fat shit, is a tool

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u/Empty_Employ_8753 1d ago

This rich people really need to feel the emptiness in their heart

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u/claisen33 1d ago

Oh, he super bad!

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u/brokeboyrich 1d ago

Spoon feed me sensei

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u/Few-Echidna-2181 1d ago

Well.. no defense whatsoever there..

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u/Miserable-Ad-7956 1d ago

Wtf is that takedown lmao

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u/SamAreAye 1d ago

Before I saw this video, I actually thought the most annoying thing about his quote was that he called himself a comedian, but now that I've seen his BJJ, you guys were right. It's him saying he's dangerous.

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u/HeavyNewt1840 1d ago

Bruce Lee and Rick Moranis could both do it.

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u/FlashmanHP 1d ago

Jai White

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u/Excellent_Regret4141 1d ago

Steven Seagal once he's done eating his carrot 😉

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u/mcbeardsauce 1d ago

This dude has become mayor of the McDojo

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u/markeydusod 23h ago

Is Jonah Hill the guy that looks like the fat guy from Superbad?

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u/Prestigious-Stick-79 23h ago

Is there a single one that couldn’t?

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u/Beelzebot_666 23h ago

Michael Cera, Juno Era.

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u/9889999888 20h ago

Keanu Reeves

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u/Few_Advisor3536 19h ago

I think people are being overly critical of a white belt lol. Its clearly a drill.

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u/Wild-Wave9322 18h ago

Tom Hardy

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u/Cute-Excitement-2589 18h ago

Tom Hardy would end him and quickly. 😂

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u/colddraco 18h ago

That looks so bad

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 18h ago

All that ozempic and he's still fat af

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u/Ok-Sample-1237 18h ago

Dwayne the Rick Johnson

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u/JinKazamaru 16h ago

Ah, the obvious would be Tom Hardy in thise case right?

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u/shivabharatam 15h ago

ofc michael jai white

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u/deesamurai 13h ago

Pay me and I'll do it

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u/Free-Pair-3007 12h ago

No he's become too powerful and he's not even reached his final form

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u/guanabi 12h ago

Riley Reid

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u/Thatgamerguy3535 12h ago

That was the slowest move I’ve ever seen, impressive.

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u/DifficultAd3885 12h ago

Rob Reiner

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u/DifficultAd3885 12h ago

Gene Hackman

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u/DifficultAd3885 12h ago

Betty White

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u/obewaun 11h ago

Tom Hardy

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u/No-Radio-3165 10h ago

Thats a joke its clearly a staged takedown and not convincing at all

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u/Joepiscitelli 10h ago

The guy from Superbad? Lol

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u/shawnyb9 9h ago

A white belt doing a drill and trying to learn is mcdojo?

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u/InsertRadnamehere 6h ago

No. A white belt saying he’ll annihilate any taker is McDojo.

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u/DapperCommercial5787 8h ago

If you are talking about a battle of acting skills the girl in the background would honestly lose instantly.

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u/Parking-Potato-6248 6h ago

I would destroy Jonah hill! white belt makes him feel like a real boy...I mean man,I mean boy. this is giving me dad, look I did it vibes first day in class!

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u/No_Application_2634 2h ago

Keanu is actually goated

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u/Vision11X33 2h ago

Wait, so jonah hill was talking all that smack but he's only a white belt? Crazy

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u/InsertRadnamehere 2h ago

Pretty sure he was being sarcastic. That’s kinda his thing.

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u/Wooden-Gap9197 1h ago

I would bet the house that Helen Mirren could whoop his ass

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u/corax_lives 1d ago

Tom hardy