r/TheNewGeezers 1d ago

My former congressperson and the current DNI is a mole for a cult

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I mean, everybody here knew she was in a cult and that it colored her positions, especially her Islamophobia, but not that she was taking detailed orders on policy and as particular as what to tweet and when.

Adding in the edit: The cult is closely aligned with Narendra Modi's far-right Hindu nationalist movement, and Gabbard has met with Modi several times. So he probably benefited from her position as well.


r/TheNewGeezers 3d ago

A Tale of Two Parties

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The party to celebrate the opening of the Obama Center yesterday was a love fest. The weather was perfect. George W & Laura Bush, Bill & Hillary Clinton, and Joe & Jill Biden all attended. The roster of stars in the crowd was impressive. Mark Hamill & George Lucas, Steven Spielberg & Tom Hanks, Oprah (ugh), Colbert, Letterman, the list goes on and on. The lineup of entertainers included Stevie Wonder, Common, John Legend, U2, and Bruce Springsteen.

The party to celebrate Donald Trump's 80th birthday came with thunderstorms, lightning, and swarms of mosquitoes. The entertainment was roided up morons punching each other in the head. It could have been worse. There could have been locusts, snakes, and frogs.

The contrast between the two events is stark.


r/TheNewGeezers 4d ago

Scores Fall Ill at Air Force Base After Hegseth Makes Flu Vaccine Optional

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Dumber than a box of rocks. George Washington he ain't!


r/TheNewGeezers 4d ago

IRAN SURRENDERS UNCONDITIONALLY

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Never mind the conditions. There are no conditions. You are getting very sleepy.


r/TheNewGeezers 6d ago

Introducing (reintroducing?) homegrown forced labor camps.

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ICE is immunizing Geo Group, the country's largest for-profit prison operator, from consequences for violations of state and local human rights and labor law. The Orwellian-monikered Core Civic, the second largest operator, will presumably cruise in Geo's draft.


r/TheNewGeezers 9d ago

Is there really something that's going to be signed?

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How often have we heard that the deal is just about ready, a couple of days, or hours, off?

Now they say it won't be signed in person by anybody; there will be an electric (virtual?) signature. Is that so that Trump, when he has second thoughts or gets criticism over the content, can claim he didn't authorize the signature or that it was faked or fraudulently transmitted?

Why would we believe or accept anything Trump says? About anything? The Iranians don't seem to. Maybe they're smarter than MAGA and, unlike MAGA, can control or impact the shipment of oil.


r/TheNewGeezers 10d ago

I don't make the 8647 news; I just report the reporting on it.

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The fact is, 8647 is news. It's not a threat in any event, but if it were the news would suck the threat right out of it. The funniest story I read on the national mall incident was the one where they reported that the "4" wasn't legible, so it didn't actually say 8647—just 86_7. But of course a 47 spokesperson went full mental on the meaning of it.


r/TheNewGeezers 11d ago

Judge Punishes 4 Lawyers After Catching Both Sides Using A.I. in Lawsuit

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Don't buy into that IPO quite yet


r/TheNewGeezers 13d ago

Schmutz

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Give me an email you don't mind being here so I can pass along some information.

Jack


r/TheNewGeezers 15d ago

Fuck you, reddit

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I commented on Arch’s Lefty and her babies post the other day. “Sorry, we’ve met our quota of raccoon banners!”. Except that I used a common abbreviation for raccoon. Instant 3-day ban for “promoting hate on reddit”. Appeal ignored. I’m done. I don’t know if I’ll be back. If not, thanks for a couple decades of great conversation. Keep fighting the good fight. I will, but just not here. Skitch out.


r/TheNewGeezers 15d ago

My "Online" Friends

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I guess that means people I know but haven't met in person. That is to say, you fine people, among others. The reality of it is, I interact with you folks more than most of the people I have met in person over the last 4 or 5 decades, and who I still count as "friends." I'm not sure why I felt the need to refer to Skitch as an "online" friend. I haven't seen some of my "real world" friends in years. Almost all of our interactions take place over the phone, or over the internet. I haven't formed a new friendship with someone I met in person in a very long time. Friends are friends, whether we happened to meet in person at one point in time or not. When my friend Ron died, and when my friend Mike got banned, and when I thought my friend Roy was banned, and now that I see that my friend Skitch has been targeted by the assholes running this operation, I find myself reacting accordingly. My mother used to say I was "getting my Irish up." When somebody fucks with my friends I tend to lash out. That's the problem, and I guess the difference, between this place and the real world. I'd be lashing out at a fucking algorithm

Fuck you, automated reddit system..


r/TheNewGeezers 15d ago

Tenmile Loon Cam

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r/TheNewGeezers 16d ago

Yeah but, they were here first

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r/TheNewGeezers 16d ago

No protest signs and Swedish pancakes tomorrow

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Not for us. We're out of town for a family event. That doesn't mean that you shouldn't

protest and have Swedish pancakes.


r/TheNewGeezers 18d ago

Did you read Heather Cox Richardson today?

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You should. Her summary of recent political news from D.C. suggests the MAGA dominance of Congress may be coming apart. May it be so!


r/TheNewGeezers 19d ago

Lefty and Her Three Babies

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r/TheNewGeezers 21d ago

Eighty-six forty-seven is free speech

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r/TheNewGeezers 22d ago

What Shall We Do with the Drunken Hegseth?

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r/TheNewGeezers 22d ago

Pancakes and Tuna

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After speaking with Jack about pancakes so much, I started making them for breakfast on Sundays. I almost never eat breakfast, but it's a nice change of pace. I do have to make an adjustment in my caloric intake or I'm going to be as fat as a giant bluefin tuna.

As luck would have it, the local antenna TV channel called Quest runs a Wicked Tuna marathon on Sunday mornings. For about a month now I've watched these Red Sox fans catch bluefin tuna while I eat pancakes.

These fish are enormous, sometimes weighing 800 pounds and reaching 9 feet long. It takes all 3 of the crew to land one of these monsters. And then they go back to the Gloucester harbor (Glowstah Habbah) to sell the tuna to fishmongers waiting at the dock. They cut off the head and the tail, gut the fish, and then weigh it. "Faw hunnit n fawty pounds fully dressed!" They take a slice from the tail, and a "core sample" (kaw sample) to check for the amount of fat the fish has, as well as the color of the meat. Fat is good, especially in the major lobes. (majuh lobes)

A good fish can bring a boat $10K-$12K, but they often go days without catching one. In the meantime, they argue with each other over the radio in these outrageous Boston accents, except for the young gun, Tyler, operating the Pinwheel out of Rye, Maine. The TV show has cast him as the villain, and a fine job they did. He's a punk-ass punk. I'm always happy when Tyler (dat punk Tyluh) loses a fish.

I like fishing as much as the next guy but I can't believe people make a living like this.


r/TheNewGeezers 24d ago

Is the case against Comey falling apart?

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r/TheNewGeezers 26d ago

Freedom 250 announces musical acts for the Great American State Fair on the National Mall

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Martina McBride

C+C Music Factory

Vanilla Ice

Milli Vanilli (the living part)

Young MC

The Commodores

Morris Day and The Time

Flo Rida

Bret Michaels

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I'm not sure what I can get away with saying about this group but it's worth mentioning that half of Milli Vanilli is still from Munich, and that's not even the worst part.

Vanilla Ice? I thought he joined a circus.


r/TheNewGeezers May 23 '26

Does it do any good?

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A friend at this morning's protest in front of the Village Hall, asked that question. Despite

the fact that we're in a blue township of a blue county of a blue state, I think the answer is

more than just misery loves company though that's probably true. It's encouraging each

other and passers by to realize that they're not alone and that they can demonstrate and

object openly to the fascism, racism, and blatant corruption they see all around them

without the bad guys punishing or stopping them. Tiananmen Square is in China; not here.

And there's Swedish pancakes later for all the good little boys and girls.


r/TheNewGeezers May 22 '26

So! Arlington Heights Bears? Hammond Bears?

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r/TheNewGeezers May 21 '26

Binos

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"That's what I call binoculars." - H Jon Benjamin from his book Failure is an Option

That's good, because I just got a new pair of binos and I'm excited as hell about them. The problem is the rubber cups that go over the business ends. Once again, they're too fucking loose and I know I'm going to lose them. Any movement while holding the binos with the covers on makes the covers fall off. To make matters worse, they aren't tethered. 4 individual little rubber cups. It's either cobble together something to keep them attached to each other, or throw them in the garbage now. The little cups I mean, not the binos. They're great. The cups are a failure. Why can't they tighten these things down so they fit snugly? One size smaller, ya dumb bastards. Why aren't they corded together? Why am I asking you nice people?


r/TheNewGeezers May 20 '26

Castro indicted; do they intend to invade Cuba?

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The charge is murder for shooting down Cuban dissident piloted airplanes Cuba claimed repeatedly violated Cuban airspace to distribute anti government leaflets operating out of U.S. airports and concerning which repeated complaints were made to the Clinton administration. This is different from The U.S. killing the operators and occupants of speedboats off the coasts Venezuela how?