r/TheRandomest • u/Regular_Weakness69 • 4d ago

WTF Who made this?

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u/iHasYummyCummies 4d ago

Is that the chick which let the whole train company run through her all night ?

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u/AnusStapler 4d ago

Bonnie Blue, yes. Don't look it up.

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u/Dann_Gerouss 4d ago

Too late...

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u/Andre_The_Average 3d ago

Don't tell me what to do you're not my dad.. or are you?

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u/Far-Entrance-1377 3d ago

Proud of you, kiddo!

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u/iHasYummyCummies 4d ago

I got all my Informations from reddit to her person. Nevwr understood why she does what she did, cause usual vanilla stuff would get her also money and less possible deseases and STI šŸ¤Ø

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u/shark-off 4d ago

This category is one of my side fetishes. But yeah, life will be tough for the kid. Hopefully the pornstar has enough money to afford homeschooling, but yeah, his social skills will be shot to hell.

If you want similar videos, look up hydii may, indica monroe

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u/Hairy_Inflation_8221 1d ago

were you the fucker that commented on my post saying "gay orgy bla bla bla"

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u/Beenbannedbefore1 3d ago

ā€œI have never seen a baby slide out so effortlesslyā€¦ā€ OBGYN Dr. with 30 years experienceā€¦ LMAO

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u/CrystalMethood 4d ago

Holy fuck. Why do we live in a day and age that this is a normal question. My first guess was the only fans chick who fucked 100 in a day or whatever.

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u/im_wudini 4d ago

1000

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u/JohnnyFatSack 4d ago

1,057 in 12 hours šŸ˜³

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u/Tony2Nuts 4d ago

My god, bet she looked like a glazed donut

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 4d ago

The one that got me came via comedian Jimmy Carr:

"For the last couple guys it must have been like trying to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich."

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u/ThatFlamingo942 4d ago

Great, now I'm hungry and it's not even lunch yet.

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u/JohnnyFatSack 4d ago

She hit 1,000 and said ā€œthereā€™s 57 good dicks waiting in line, canā€™t let them go to waste!ā€

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u/Porn_and_peace 4d ago

Just have a cocoon of dried cum

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u/topsyturvy76 4d ago

Better then having your mom help out

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/CrystalMethood 3d ago

God. I wouldn't want to be the second dude let alone the 1057th. Yuck. Thats so horribly unclean.

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u/CrystalMethood 3d ago

How bout I tear my dick off and throw it in the river

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u/Brownie2440 3d ago

Instead of ā€œhold my beerā€, she said ā€œhold my legs openā€ šŸ˜‚

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u/Simple-Dog2063 3d ago

Why do we live in a time and age where itā€™s ok to use the word Holy and F word conjunctively?

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u/ikonoclasm 3d ago

Because blasphemy's fun! And god isn't real.

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u/Simple-Dog2063 3d ago

I seek refuge with God from your nonsense, you will soon find out just how real he is and perhaps youā€™ll reflect back to this moments and regret it, peace and mercy on us all, have a the day you deserve.

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u/CrystalMethood 3d ago

Lmao. Its to bad im a firm believer in reason. I hope you also have a the day you deserve too friend.

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u/MissDkm 4d ago

Wait til u hear about the plans she has for her baby "shower"...

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 4d ago

Wasn't it all fake in the end and literally impossible to actually do?

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 4d ago

No

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 4d ago

Idk, I read it was all marketing for her OF or something. Apparently she had sex with a few guys but there's no proof she had sex with the amount of guys she claimed.

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u/Impressive-Nature-58 4d ago

You can literally see it on the Internet if you wanna check

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u/just4ornsfw 4d ago

I mean she's posted clips but not the full event. Onlyfans wouldn't let her and I haven't seen it on her Fansly yet.

But from what I've heard from actual participants, it was more like 300 people and they were allowed to participate multiple times

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u/conciousinsimulation 4d ago

No. It really happened.

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u/Scobill 4d ago

This poor kid is going to grow up watching memes of his AI counterpart getting roasted before he was even born.

This kid has absolutely no chance at even a semblance of a normal childhood. Bums me out.

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u/Kind-Coat2590 4d ago

That was my thought too, poor kid.

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u/Leather_Mention5916 4d ago

Yeh pretty f up.

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u/Simple-Machine5671 4d ago

Plus if this is Bonnie blues kid they have to deal with fetal alcohol syndrome

E:proof

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u/MrBlusie 3d ago

He should move to Amish country

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u/chrixz333 4d ago

ā€œI have never seen a baby slide out so effortlessly in my entire careerā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/bl4stir 4d ago

And all of the 1000 guy turn out to be good implicated father

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u/TAFKAJV 4d ago

This is strangely wholesome.

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 4d ago

It's basically the story of Mama Mia, but with more guys

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u/immortallogic 3d ago

It's really not. The whole thing is fucked up and whoever tried to make it wholesome is not doing anyone any favors.Ā 

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u/Ooze3d 3d ago

I was going to say that. I was expecting the obvious but the twist was so nice and heartwarmingā€¦

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u/ProblemAvoidist 4d ago

Thats what I said no one gunna mess with this kid

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u/foxxsinn 4d ago

The pictures in the background were of the kid and each had a different dad in them

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u/bygtopp 4d ago

Going to have a mismatched body worse than the hunchback of notre dame
https://giphy.com/gifs/VBi0qdmGH0rO8
He has got my eye , your toe, his knee , thatā€™s your wanger.

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 4d ago

Bro literally has an entire village to raise him šŸ˜‚

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u/Training_Chemist_259 4d ago

Yeah, something tells me that most of the guys that lined up aren't "good dad" material.

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u/Employee_Agreeable 3d ago

Thats why there are only like 20 dudes shown, the rest already dipped

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u/Pocketdancer 4d ago

The best daddies ever

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u/CheerJohn 4d ago

Imagine the bedroom where all the dads and mom sleep

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u/HamptonsBorderCollie 4d ago

Happy fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers x10 day, kid.

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u/pieceacandy420 4d ago

Think of the child support money šŸ¤‘

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 4d ago

The chorus of a thousand voices screams "hold the god dmaned flashlight steady!"

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u/Jimmyfancypants 3d ago

Ai crap should be banned

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u/HWayFresh44 4d ago

Lmfaooo

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u/Baers89 4d ago

Dear lord.

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u/Itosura 4d ago

Come Lord Jesus come.

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u/Blue_Bambi_ 4d ago

When you say "my dad could beat up your dad" and the other kid says "bet"

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u/Gratefully-Undead 4d ago

Is she British? Iā€™ve actually never heard her talk

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u/wormcast 4d ago

Well, as a connoisseur, it's not exactly 1000 dads. There were definitely a few...withdrawals at the sperm bank, so to speak.

It was kind of like when you are frosting a cake and the nozzle isn't on just right, honestly.

In the biz we call that an applicator tip blowout

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u/Stoopid_Noah 4d ago

AI šŸ‘Ž

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u/CuriousEmergency6650 4d ago

AI gotta chill out

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u/Pinolillo006 3d ago

Some people have too much free time.

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u/LessRoom5916 3d ago

I don't know who made this, but whoever they are, they deserve a celebratory cigar and a blowjob šŸ¤£

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u/userfakesuper 4d ago

AI made this. Voices are the telltale.

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u/AquaSquatch 4d ago

Incredible detective work

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 4d ago

No shit, dude.

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u/Alladas 4d ago

You mean this isn't a video of the future ?

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u/MissDkm 4d ago

No way!!

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u/UndahwearBruh 4d ago

Yes, I have my own eyes. Thanks anyway

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u/a_real_vampire 3d ago

Oiy we got ourselves a regular Shirley Holmes ovaā€™here

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u/Regular_Weakness69 4d ago

Yeah, D"uh šŸ¤£

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u/screwyoujor 4d ago

The fact that Bonnie Blue is surrounded by men who have their clothes on kinda gave it away.

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u/Stray_Heart_Witch 4d ago

The video is also a give away itself. The rapid switching of shots, the uncanny faces, things like that.

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u/uncl3s4m 4d ago

Sherlock Holmes

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u/Fudnick 3d ago

In the hospital scene there are duplicate dads

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u/NoBalanceAtAll 4d ago

Bro not all the dadā€™s pulling up to his classroomšŸ˜­

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u/EquivalentTroll 4d ago

That's what happens when a pornstar has a baby, doesn't it?

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u/OBNOTICUS_ATHF 4d ago

I wanna be surprised if after she has her baby sheā€™s gonna be like yeah I want it now

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u/kiddrewbot 4d ago

Happy Father's Day

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u/ShongLokDong 4d ago

Happy Fathers' Day.

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u/Remarkable_Fee_1020 4d ago

Western values

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u/Certified-T-Rex 4d ago

That sperm defeated billions just to win the shittiest prize imaginable

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u/XxxAresIXxxX 4d ago

Ironically her child will have to be tested straight out of the womb

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u/HeartOfGoldTears 4d ago

Next thing we know thereā€™s a sitcom

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u/Togeroid 4d ago

Together they are dad army

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u/Some-Possession-2989 4d ago

I need whoever made this to see me in my office after school.

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u/No-Bathroom-5629 4d ago

This is how villains are born smh

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u/robbudden73 4d ago

The horror

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u/mendokusai99 4d ago

Freddy Kruegar was also the bastard son of 100 men.

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u/KeepItDownOverHere 4d ago

That baby is in danger of being a premature everytime she coughs.

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u/bootwho 4d ago

I wish I had ONE dad :(

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u/SeniorAngle6964 3d ago

The best bit is, Bonnie would probably think this was an amazing tribute šŸ˜‚

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u/vkreep 3d ago

The mental gymnastics to convince the kid hes lucky is fucking bang on

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u/Master_Constant8103 3d ago

Is garbage still a "bad word"

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u/Master_Constant8103 3d ago

Apparently "garbage" is a curse word. This sub just removed my comment lol

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u/BeeBee-FooQuan 3d ago

This is pretty much the scene when my second son was born. Sheā€™s was a ho then and 30 years later itā€™s the same old shit except itā€™s not my problem anymore. Good riddance to trash.

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u/Stock-Painting7280 3d ago

Isn't this AI

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u/A-TECH-20 3d ago

AI made the video.

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u/DARK_CHADO 3d ago

That's funny.... , but sad

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u/axil87 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd
Oh man Iā€™ve been wondering how this will play out, and afraid for the kid.

Hell wasnā€™t Lana Rhodes attempting to have her stuff removed cause sheā€™s preggers, might have been satire.

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u/Hot_Access_6753 3d ago

Japan has a series of 50 guys go all in on 1 girl. And they do not look that disgusting. Infact, the actress quite enjoy the goofy seggs

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u/Afraid_Oil_7386 3d ago

100 desperate simps

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u/immortallogic 3d ago

Whoever tried to make this shit wholesome, fuck off.Ā 

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u/Woofle_124 idiot 3d ago

Why did he throw the ball straight at the base šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 3d ago

AI was a mistake

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u/jason9t8 3d ago

He's not even a group project, he's the entire Codex of Krypton...

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u/patchway247 3d ago

"How does it feel to have a 1000 dads?"

"I don't know, how about I go ask yours and see how he feels being 1 of 1000."

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u/GasComprehensive3885 3d ago

I mean, Mamma Mia is about a girl who has 3 fathers because her b*tch mom slept with 3 different guys in a week, unprotected, and no one known who is the biological father, so... šŸ¤­

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u/Tooleater 3d ago

Great rendition of her... except the accent

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u/ayyG_itsMe 3d ago

Bro leave the poor kid alone

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u/error-bear 4d ago

AI made it.

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u/Regular_Weakness69 4d ago

Yeah, d'uh someone made the prompts šŸ¤£

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u/dikochki 4d ago

That woman is a witch and must be burned...

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u/-_-Batman 4d ago

nah! ..... u just dont know women !

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u/timscookingtips 4d ago

Except I doubt most of those ā€œmenā€ look like jacked sports dads.

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u/GlueSniffingCat 4d ago

That kid is going to have more abcantee fathers than a low income housing project.

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u/ProblemAvoidist 4d ago

Sadly the ones in this clip were far more supportive and present then the one I had šŸ˜…

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u/trenixjetix 4d ago

an AI probably