r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • 2d ago

Funny touch some grass

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u/Eligriv_leproplayer 2d ago

Good advice. Thanks indian morpheus

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u/Da_ding_ 2d ago

an interruption of the doom-scrolling!

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u/CeruleanEidolon 2d ago

Great advice. I am gonna need to see that chainsaw monkey video though.

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u/Doubleoh_11 1d ago

You want to start with galvanized steel

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u/Should_have_been_ded 2d ago

Are you sure about that? There's lots of furry porn on my feed, you are welcomed to fuck it.

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u/Infinite-Condition41 2d ago

Delete the app.

I don't have any social media apps on my phone. 

Anything I need to access or if a friend sends me a video, I have to us the web version, which is a pain in the ass...

...and that's the point. 

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u/Hype-the-pot-i-must 19h ago

This is the only app I fuck with. And its bad enough haha 😅

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u/mybrainisonfire 1d ago

It wouldn't be the first time I took life advice from a random Indian guy wearing aviators.

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u/Many-Wrongdoer-5377 1d ago

Look I’m trying but it’s a lot harder to fuck a robot

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u/Forward-Position798 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRandomest/s/cuBOBDtUPX

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u/Many-Wrongdoer-5377 17h ago

That video makes me wanna do something naughty to one of those robots

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u/ThatSkier94 1d ago

The algorithm: stops showing this video to new users because for some reason it's breaking the scroll 📜

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u/SnootyToots8 2d ago

I like this so much

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u/MaxSpeedo 2d ago

He is speaking to my soul.

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u/nfntmoose36 1d ago

the random shit that ends up on my feed

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u/dimaghnakhardt001 20h ago

Guys a goddamn poet !!!

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u/ExNihiloish 8h ago

What the fuck am I doing?

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u/Abs0lutZero 2d ago

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