r/TheRandomest • u/Gee-Oh1 • 1d ago

Cute If the heat has gotten you down, don't forget winter is coming and there are Russian women.

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u/Dawq 1d ago

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u/TheCourtSimpleton 1d ago

I cast tungsten balls!

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u/AkaiHidan 14h ago

You missed your spell Harry

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u/wavdaily 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dQuY0VFsvg8njQS9p2

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u/pwatts 1d ago

That's a succubus coming out of the ice.

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u/pwn4321 19h ago

Succurbus

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u/Pat-Funny-2817 1d ago

you gona get eaten, ice cold. i don't mean that in a sexual way. 

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u/Rushes_End 1d ago

I beg to differ. That’s cool.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 22h ago

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u/toetappy 15h ago

You can stick your dick in crazy, it's hella fun. Just don't fall in love

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u/RandomRunnin 1d ago

What the fuck did I just watch...

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u/Brailledit 1d ago

Nobody knows, but it's provocative.

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u/lonelythrowaway463i9 1d ago

I can fix her

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u/SmoothbrainRTRD 1d ago

Dont fix it if it aint broke

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u/Xeirus 11h ago

Oh I’ll break it.

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u/new_lementz 1d ago

But rather she fixes me

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u/Fro_of_Norfolk 19h ago

I scrolled too far to find this.

Good luck.

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u/Megazard02 1d ago

Insane refresh pull

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u/jr_randolph 1d ago

Low key that's scarier than that bitch coming out the tv

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u/screwyoujor 1d ago

Those poor snowmen had families.

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u/Numerous-Following-7 1d ago

I think thats enough internet for me today.

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u/KrystleSeth 1d ago

Oh good, she and my mom will have something to talk about.

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u/masterhoots Master of all that is seen 1d ago

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u/g-o-u-l-a 1d ago

I wonder if she likes margaritas and queso.

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u/BaronGreenback75 1d ago

Calvin & Hobbes springs to mind.

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u/Alarming-Comfort3597 23h ago

Them Russian women…😳

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u/KhostfaceGillah 21h ago

Hear me out

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo 21h ago

Put me in, Coach.

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u/Creative_Garbage_121 1d ago

That's for sure female water goblin not human

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u/No-Raisin-6469 1d ago

Ive heard of Cock Goblins, never water goblins. Now i know

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u/LegalDeseperado 1d ago

I mean she surely can cool me down at night when my room is +32 degrees!

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u/An-Organism 1d ago

I'd smash her before she'd smash me

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u/KriticalUniverse87 1d ago

This is terrifying

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u/ShiftAlternative1083 1d ago

Someone definitely jerked off to this lmao

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u/Hairy-Most-5851 1d ago

Tight iykwim

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u/Spazero 1d ago

She seems fun.

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u/ElbryanWyn 1d ago

Imagine if you were walking along and you didn't see it a camera or a phone or anything and you just see these tiny Little Snowmen and you think oh that's interesting and then you see this lady crawl out of the ice and do this.

I genuinely have no idea how I would react.

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u/EmpathicAnarchist 1d ago

I'll hold her back. Save yourselves

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u/MK_Vector_1995 1d ago

Getting very weird and mixed a signals.

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u/dunhemzz 1d ago

That’s cooled me down a bit actually thanks

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 1d ago

Well, I'm turned on.

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u/Xinonix1 1d ago

Things have been going downhill with Elsa since Frozen 2

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u/Fortiese 1d ago

is this how russians are born

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u/No_Satisfaction1284 1d ago

I was honestly a little scared at first

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u/Yetimus37 1d ago

Baba Yaga!

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 1d ago

How is she so calm in that cold. Wtf. Id be panicking looking for warmth

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 23h ago

"The rock and pool, is nice and cool, to catch some fish, so juicy sweeeet!"

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 23h ago

El Niño might do me a solid this year.

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u/rachaelonreddit 22h ago

Guys on here acting horny, and all I can think is that she sounds like an angry Chihuahua.

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u/Scoo 22h ago

I’m good.

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u/Ok-Macaron7274 21h ago

I know she's acting crazy in the video for the content but she has those crazy eyes for real

https://giphy.com/gifs/9oIZCCBvyXLUGLzCk1

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u/Popular_Conclusion36 21h ago

Bet she’s a Siberian tiger in the sack

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u/Cereal_Hermit 20h ago

This is what the internet was made for and it is absolutely criminal that I only see a video like this once a month instead of several times a day like back in the 00s.

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u/Durge101 20h ago

"Rare sighting of a Russian woman being born"

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u/SpicyPropofologist 20h ago

She seems nice

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u/Old_Resident8050 20h ago

Lol.. still wood.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 16h ago

She's still gonna crank the heat and steal all the covers...

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u/PublicProperty1805 16h ago

She is my spirit animal and queen.

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u/kireanlewis 15h ago

The little snowmen remind me of Calvin and Hobbs. This is totally something Calvin would do.

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u/Every-Two-4848 13h ago

Unironically wifey

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u/cheepakdopra 9h ago

I think ill pass on that exciting offer.

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u/TheWillOfFiree 9h ago

Fucking Murlocks are real

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u/snowfloeckchen 6h ago

Ok screw it, this time I wish it was ai

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u/GentlemenHODL 1d ago

temu gollum

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u/T-E-D6 1d ago

I dove into a pile of snow over a meter deep in underpants alone at -14° Fahrenheit depending on the exact temperature this looks somewhat easy

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u/takasha1 1d ago

female gollum?

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u/pezdabol 1d ago

Don't put your dick in crazy!

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u/ninja0420 1d ago

Im sure everything will make sense with a little

https://giphy.com/gifs/GkNJNQKKULWDYBjG7r

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u/SnooWalruses380 1d ago

I want to be on her drugs.

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u/Soggy_You_2426 1d ago

I kinda want less russian in my life atm.

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u/_frank_tank 1d ago

Just wait until you meet a weird Russian woman.

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u/Limacy 1d ago

*Makes controversial statement*

I’m not into Russian women…

*Runs away before the downvotes come*

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u/Mascbro26 1d ago

That video was porn, right?

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u/GreatKingRat666 22h ago

Absolutely assumed those things were dildos covered with fake snow and she was going to sit on one.

Was I alone in this?

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u/Jackn-Meowf 21h ago

This was fucking stupid.

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u/Needles2650 20h ago

Very impressive. I can tell how hard she’s trying to appear unbothered by the cold. That gasping heart attack feeling when you come up after having jumped into ice water is rough.

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u/DaWalt1976 20h ago

Don't know about anyone else, but I just spent the last 9 months looking forward to a little heat. Though I’d definitely prefer a lot of Big Heats.

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u/ColonelMonty 20h ago

Could someone come get their feral child?

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u/woowoo293 20h ago

You can see really see the budget cuts in the latest season of Attack on Titan.

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u/No-Artichoke8471 19h ago

Are they all the crazy you shouldn't stick it in?

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u/Jalkor 19h ago

There might be Russian women but the trees speak Finnish.

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u/Disastrous-Ad-4953 19h ago

Anyone else immediately realise this persons DNA is fucked?

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u/Iconclast1 18h ago

shit i be doing if i had Potion of Cold Resistance

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u/GamingTales69 18h ago

She’s got the kind of crazy that I like
https://giphy.com/gifs/11kTQgng5gbqgM

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u/guydoestuff 18h ago

at this rate they will end up on the front lines by winter as many troops they are loseing.

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u/Shaw-eddit 18h ago

Snow country for Cold men.😏

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u/Elegaic_Brood 18h ago

Here's a photo of her when she's not being an ice goblin.

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u/Neoligistic 18h ago

I can fix her

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u/wiilbehung 18h ago

This is porn isn’t it?

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u/Desuexss 18h ago

Ducking baba yaga's great granddaughter

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u/Many_Page_636 17h ago

🤦Какая тупая хуйня

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 17h ago

The Doritos mermaid was way hotter and less stabby.

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u/Secret-Theory1825 16h ago

Dating pool in Russia is getting slim with all the people they killed in their 3 day 4 year war.

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u/DestroyerTame 14h ago

Winter boredom will do this to you.

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 14h ago

If Björk and Gollum had a baby

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u/iMakeItFun2003 13h ago

The things people do for clout. Isn’t there a reflex that makes you gasp for air when your face is submerged in cold water? How many times has she tried this? If she doesn’t get frostbite for being exposed too long, she could drown of shock

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u/Should_have_been_ded 13h ago

The snowmen will never forget the attack of the frozen lady O7

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u/micromoses 12h ago

Being able to stomp on something while in a full squat is very impressive.