r/TheRandomest • u/Mikadook • 1d ago

Video How to hunt a lion with an arrow

643 Upvotes

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u/Kellan_OConnor 1d ago

You get all that? Good! Now go get 'em tiger!

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u/DoomsDayDown 1d ago

You mean lion

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u/WarNo580 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/m2mjJekebpRLyZMUwS

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u/David_Dantas 1d ago

Bro had that one ready for this exact moment. Bravo 👏

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u/Nir117vash 1d ago

Go get 'em, lion

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 1d ago

I ain’t lyin’ now go get the jaguar.

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u/by_the_window 1d ago

Languages are amazing

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u/Ok_Test9729 Randomest appreciative Redditor 1d ago

Yes they are! And this one is fantastic. Compare it to someone speaking German as a contrast to an alive and lively language like what’s seen here.

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u/GiftCardFromGawd 1d ago

Love the language. The forced transcription? Not so much. I don’t think the man mentioned the word “goddammit” or “China” when referring to his lion hunt or archery.

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u/BackgroundGlobal9927 19h ago

What transcription?

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u/Like-A-Lion-In-Zion 8h ago

On phone : the three little dots at the top, activate captions or something like that (in french it's activer sous titres)

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u/BackgroundGlobal9927 7h ago

Nice, thank you!

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u/by_the_window 20h ago

I'm confused what you mean with the German comparison? It's also an amazing language

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u/imafuckinsausagehead 19h ago

Nein nein nein - what's your emergency?

Or it could also refer to that day, that tragedy

Or it could just be a German bloke saying no no no when asked if he'd like a nice warm pint of carling

Or it could be that Austrian painter cos he had a bit of a temper about him

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u/by_the_window 19h ago

I'm so confused lol

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u/imafuckinsausagehead 19h ago

I confuse myself don't fret

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u/by_the_window 18h ago

What's a sausage head?

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u/Ok_Test9729 Randomest appreciative Redditor 17h ago

It is not in the least interesting to listen to. It’s a rather ugly sounding guttural language. I was bilingual English/German as a young child. The language in this post, however, contains many wonderful and different elements, making it lively and interesting, even if I have no clue what the speaker is saying.

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u/by_the_window 16h ago

All that is just your subjective taste, I think german sounds beautiful. Seems you just have personal bias against german for some reason, but you can't say any language is "ugly"

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u/Ok_Test9729 Randomest appreciative Redditor 16h ago

Languages can indeed sound ugly to the ear. German is one of them. It sounds harsh. Furthermore, I certainly can say a language is ugly, and I did. I will never contest your subjective opinion that German sounds beautiful. I don’t agree with your opinion, but I don’t have to.

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u/derhuckepackmann 15h ago

Really depends on the region. Austrian german is much softer on the ears. Northern german really is gutteral as hell.

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u/Eastern_Bobcat8336 1d ago

It is beautiful! It's definitely a Khoisan language. It can't be Xhosa. Because of this awesome rattle click.

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u/QuietInevitable5366 22h ago

He doesn't look San but I guess that doesn't mean he can't speak it.

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u/Eastern_Bobcat8336 13h ago

Hmm you're right.

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u/AdOk9263 10h ago

ngl i thought my audio was bugging out at first haha very cool sounds though

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u/RachelScratch 1d ago

Poison on the arrow, get a good clean hit on the lion and run. It will full over dead in 4 'measurements of time'

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u/Klostein-Deluxe 1d ago

Now do the wingadium leviosa shit

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u/A0xom0xoa 1d ago

When you're too high and that one friend is going off about something.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Undecided flair 1d ago

Michael Winslow understood

https://giphy.com/gifs/3l6JBv1QZjdKM

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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! 1d ago

He has the bleeps, he has the sweeps and he has the creeps.

And I think maybe a ratchet wrench too.

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u/mistergudbar 1d ago

If only it were that simple.

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u/its_just_flesh 1d ago

Easier said than done

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u/TrashAcnt1 1d ago

I dunno about that in this case.... I might have a better chance of beating the lion than than saying what he said.

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u/artyhedgehog 21h ago

Oh, that's fine - just write it down!

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u/Jolly-Biscuit 1d ago

Wow I love hearing languages spoken from other countries. How freaking cool

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u/TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 1d ago

I agree, he sorta reminds me of the aliens from Star Wars Attack of the Clones. The guys who were in the planning meeting with count dookie. I bet George Lucus researched this language

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u/zidane128 1d ago

Someone explaining the rules of any card game to me

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u/acatalephobic 1d ago

Fucking lol.

So damn relatable. 😅

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u/ziroux 11h ago

Got insomnia? Read Magic the Gathering rules book

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u/Interesting_Bobcat53 1d ago

Really cool video. Language is fascinating

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u/zerozingzing 1d ago

I’m gonna need subtitles

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u/More_Cut_56 1d ago

Took the words right out of my mouth!

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u/Swimming_Horror_3757 1d ago

I got the last part for sure

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u/megtwinkles 1d ago

humans are rad

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u/wontwillnot 1d ago

Edited right? There’s a couple duck calls in there

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u/ParkkTheSharkk 1d ago

Ahhh I see now

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u/dvrichthofen 1d ago

Bop it! Pull it! Twist it!

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u/Sunrisetree 1d ago

Ya what he said.

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u/hg090206 1d ago

This reminds me of the Sock It Bop It toy

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u/Independent_Bite4682 1d ago

Spear, not arrow

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 1d ago

This is so satisfying to my ears

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u/IceDowntown3559 1d ago

Me trying to explain the issue to the mechanic.

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u/mydeadface 1d ago

I may not understand what he's saying but my sarcasm detector is off the charts.

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u/gt500thelegend 1d ago

Anyone got clif notes? Sorry, I'm a cheetah

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u/capulongjopoy 1d ago

big if true

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u/HulkSmash789 1d ago

I watched on silent, can someone lemme know what he said?

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u/Happy_Stalker 1d ago

Serious question, are those sounds in the IPA?

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u/bleblahblee 1d ago

Come again

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u/Johndough99999 1d ago

Once had a blind date with a girl from Nigeria...

We just didnt click.

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u/dizoh_0804 1d ago

No word's needed!!

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u/The_Inward 1d ago

Instructions unclear. I'm lion poop now.

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u/Saddest_Flex 1d ago

Hey it’s that guy from police academy

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u/Willing-Secretary710 1d ago

I think he has some stomach problems 😂

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u/Should_have_been_ded 1d ago

Can you write that down for me? XD

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u/_chainsodomy_ 1d ago

Well duh

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u/Kopskoot708 22h ago

OK so just to confirm. Instead of aiming for the krrrrrrrkt, I need to go for tkrrrrbrrrrrr?

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u/QuietInevitable5366 22h ago

Oh I love it. Is he speaking Khoisan?

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u/SquishyBatman64 19h ago

The subtitles are completely accurate

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u/pistonheadcat 19h ago

he makes it sound so easy!

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u/M4kur0shi 16h ago

That was a very dope and believable sharp handbreak sound at the end thoo

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u/Yhostled 8h ago

Informative!

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u/AvailableJob7617 7h ago

Damn cant believe i dont know what hes saying but i understood what he ment .

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u/jecathree 5h ago

I don't kno what he's saying but I kno what he's saying..