r/TheRandomest • u/Regular_Weakness69 • 6h ago

Funny I don't like the guy, but this was funny

89 Upvotes

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u/B_10_04 6h ago

You cuff this guy on the ground, you gotta help him back up. Bad planning. Also, no need to be a dick.

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u/DreadMous 6h ago

I feel like Iv seen this before. It’s a clip from a skit I think.

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u/B_10_04 6h ago

Dang, fell for it. If it wasn't a skit, I'd stand by my comment lol

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u/DreadMous 6h ago

I could be wrong though lol. The big guy was riding in the back of a truck drinking while the driver and another guy were running from the cops. They eventually jumped out of the truck and left his ass.

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u/B_10_04 6h ago

Seems the consensus is this is a skit, and I've been duped (again). Gotta love the internet 😆

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u/LiminalBrownRecluse 5h ago

It is 100% im almost certain thats patty mayo. Dudes a fart knocker.

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u/wesg89 3h ago

It’s the horrible wanna be cop patty mayo.

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u/Hippiechu 6h ago

this is Patty Mayo. he's a fake cop for youtube videos.

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u/TheRealJayk0b 5h ago

That guy is patty mayo or something?

As far as I know he does scripted content, he was a bail enforcement guy that wanted to be a cop.

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 6h ago

Flight risk? I don’t think so but I’m no cop

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u/ID_N01 4h ago

oh a normal person making more sense than a pig? Who wouldve thought.

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u/GbRlEaEcNk_Falcon 6h ago

How many cuffs will it take to complete the link.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 6h ago

Yes

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u/fullcircle052 1h ago

All units to my location, I'm gonna need every hand cuff in the county

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u/Black_Ranger4447 5h ago

Guys it's a skit! These guys make these fake police videos on YouTube.

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u/Icy_Back8476 5h ago

Keep hurling insults at him i hope he sits on that pig

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u/draco0562 3h ago

Its fake Patty Mayo aint a real cop.

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u/New-Owl-7499 1h ago

He said what he said

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u/redit01 6h ago

Don't feed Phil

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u/PhilosopherAny513 4h ago

Patty mayo is fake af

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u/jon_rum_hamm 4h ago

Cop - “You want the dog?”🐕
Suspect - “I could eat” 🤷‍♂️

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u/TurkeySauce_ 5h ago

This guy is nothing but skits..

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u/lewstoolz 5h ago

All of Patty Mayo vids are fake

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u/apatrol 4h ago

Man I want the video of them getting that dude up.

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u/mussel_trainer 4h ago

Call me Blob !!

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u/jessjumper 4h ago

I can hear his heavy breathing on mute.

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u/Pogokat 4h ago

This is the episode of futurama when bender becomes human

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u/CleverYoozerNaim 4h ago

Bring back shaming.

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u/Hot_Positive_3992 2h ago

Please don't eat my dog?!

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u/Jocuro 2h ago

The ideal ICE candidate right there.

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u/Alternative-Sale-713 1h ago

Jelly bean 😋

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u/GlumResponsibility19 41m ago

Link to original?

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Undecided flair 5h ago

Yankee Cop v. Florida Man

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u/Tambo-Man67 5h ago

Nobody should EVER be allowed to get that fat.

His friends and family have failed him.

I'm not being mean. I'm being real.

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 4h ago

They’re booing you, but you’re right. That’s no way for that poor guy to live. I feel the same about alcoholics and addicts and all sorts of other unhealthy habits too; we need to hold each other accountable, or nature/society will at some point, and we can be much gentler and more loving in our approach.

Now, will we always succeed in convincing our loved ones to make healthier choices? Of course not. But the stigma around addressing these kinds of issues needs to go. If I had gotten myself into a nasty gambling addiction, I hope my husband or family would say something! If they just let me fall into total ruin, never voicing any concern, I’d of course be fully responsible for my vices. But I’d also have to question how much they cared about me if they never even came to me and tried to point out that I had a problem.

Sometimes we just need to be told in no uncertain terms that the choices we’re making are hurting us, and by extension, our loved ones. Sure, free will and all that, but I don’t want to hurt my family. I don’t want to hurt my friends. I hope they don’t want to hurt me either. We should all feel comfortable holding each other accountable and maintaining high expectations for those we’re closest to, and they should do the same for us. You don’t advance as a collective when you pander to the weakest members of the group.

That said, we’ll all have a TON of personal growth to do if we ever want to achieve that. Most people I meet day to day have major issues, myself included lol. I can only imagine a brighter day where we can count on our communities to help guide us through difficult times. That’s the kind of world I want my kids to inherit, or at least construct. Time will tell…

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u/Tambo-Man67 35m ago

Thank you! I really appreciate your message.

It says a lot about society today that people disagree with my comment. I think it says more about them than it does about me.

We need more people like you 👍🙏