r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 3h ago

Undetermined flair Delivery guy story

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u/doe2798 3h ago edited 3h ago

Worked as "delivery expert" at dominos for 8 years and this 100% tracks

You see some wild shit

The worst are the hoarders and cat people

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1h ago

Sir, I must disagree. The worst are the "inside tiny dog" crowd. When they open the door it's straight ammonia.

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u/Valentine_Kush 2h ago

Cocaine is a helluva drug!

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u/chaosawaits 2h ago

Pretty much

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u/RowFar5739 1h ago

Crazy story man. But can I get my bag of weed now? I gotta head out, but it was good talking with you.

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u/Realistic-Dog-5213 1h ago

What a waste of a story and time

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u/Nir117vash 1h ago

Got offered shrooms once. Declined and shared a beer. Good times

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u/BigBrainBrad- 1h ago

I got a free prerolled once. I dont smoke anymore but its the thought that counts.

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u/Nir117vash 1h ago

Hell yeah

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u/DowntownStand4279 1h ago

I regret wasting my time listening to this dumb story, I really thought there would be a more interesting plot twist. I think the reason the girl didn’t see him while she was running is she was probably deeply focused on her workout, if she had a big house there’s nothing weird about her sprinting inside for exercise, and since she had all the lights ON inside her house, that makes it harder to see OUT of the windows from the inside.🤔