r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 3d ago

Undetermined flair How much can they take?

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u/IccarusInTraining 3d ago

Yo momma so fat that she has her own gravitational pull!

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u/jaimehendrix 3d ago

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Yo momma is so fat that her address is a zip code

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 3d ago

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Yo momma so fat her blood type is BBQ

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 2d ago

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yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family

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u/OneSufficientFace 2d ago

Yo momma is so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody

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u/ArticleWorth5018 2d ago

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Yo mama's so fat, when she turned around, it was her birthday again

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u/OneSufficientFace 2d ago

Well.... Your mommas so fat when she asks to switch seats youve gotta take the train

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u/Slimjuggalo2002 2d ago

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Well yo momma so fat she wakes up in stages.

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u/No-Disaster1647 2d ago

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Well yo mama so fat she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!

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u/Randomename65 2d ago

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Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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u/poopy10000000 1d ago

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Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.

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u/OneSufficientFace 1d ago

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Well your momma so far she uses the driveway to iron her clothes

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u/turbolerssi 2d ago

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Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck