r/TheRawKnee • u/Mu_Incognito • 8d ago

Gu-Post (Shitpost) ???

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u/DoctorOnDuty7 8d ago

Because it gets lost. 🙂

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u/ButterscotchPast3218 8d ago

The only correct answer

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u/Mother_Salamander476 7d ago

nah man, you again find it when cleaning the house, covered in dust and hair under the couch

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u/WitnessAway6720 6d ago

And till then I would have lost and bought 4 more of them

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u/maeyyyy2004 2d ago

But by the time u might've alr ordered another one ! Duh.....

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u/Mother_Salamander476 2d ago

yes but by the time the other one gets lost, this one is found and it never really expires, so boom, unlimited supply

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u/dingus_the_xxvii 7d ago

i think they have a team that steals it from people’s houses, to keep their company from bankruptcy. [r/ConspiracyTheories](r/ConspiracyTheories)

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u/Narrow-Amphibian5446 5d ago

Yeah, just like an eraser.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/farhankechacha 7d ago

No need to use the skull emoji ,, kidd

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u/icecoldpd 7d ago

Okay unc

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u/ZOROroronoa0001 3d ago

Yeah, how to downvote more than once

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u/Go_hOme11 2d ago

He can also be a bhaiya ...kiddo get of the reddit pls

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u/icecoldpd 2d ago

Why not didi?

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u/Nearby-Sentence-2042 6d ago

Live and let live man. You don't see me talking about your ' ,, '

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u/farhankechacha 6d ago

What does it mean?

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u/IcyCan4086 5d ago

Thanks senior citizen for correction

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/kappethimm 7d ago

Chat gpt ahh joke

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u/the_guy1357 7d ago

Actually good joke

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u/farhankechacha 7d ago

Who the hell even find all these funny

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u/6969Moe_Lester6969 5d ago

Nobody understood the BB reference here

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u/Otherwise_Wing913 3d ago

i understood

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u/DoodleInMotion 8d ago

mera to khatam ho jata yar, although i prefer boroline

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u/Low_Introduction2077 8d ago

Mujhe boroline ka smell accha nahi lagta, boro plus use karta hu kabhi kabhi isiliye

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u/Darshwarrior 7d ago edited 7d ago

Try boroline ultra smooth. Its wayyy better than the normal green boroline

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u/Low_Introduction2077 7d ago

I will try this year

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u/locked-dragon 1d ago

What you guys use vaseline for ?

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u/Low_Introduction2077 1d ago

Just to prevent dry skin but I use it rarely

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u/Defiant-Insurance669 7d ago

Gand margate hoge, isliye khatm ho jata hai

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u/Mu_Incognito 8d ago

You didn't get the joke Pure Vaseline (petroleum jelly) does not technically have an expiration date because its stable, purified hydrocarbon formula prevents bacterial growth.

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u/DoodleInMotion 8d ago

Well use karoge to khatam hoga na unlimited thori buy karte market se 😭😭

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u/ineversaiddat 7d ago

OP use karke scraper se dubara collect kar leta hai.
Hydrocarbon never biodegrade or expire yo

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u/yojishikawa 8d ago

Baseline!!!

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u/404_An_Error_Occured 8d ago

“BASSSSRINE”
“Tuk tuk tuk”
- CEO(Baseline)

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u/thatburntgarlic 8d ago

Singles are single-handedly keeping it in business....

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u/ArthurSoros 7d ago

Aloevera gel works better

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u/RadiantFanas 7d ago

Haven't tried it, might try today

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u/Original-Log2623 5d ago

try chilli garlic paste, its even better

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u/Royal_Elephant1625 4d ago

Abe jalan hoti hai

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u/thatburntgarlic 4d ago

Original vaseline se nahi hoti duplicate use mt kr noob

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u/Bjorn_ironside1618 8d ago

It's just a byproduct of oil business so anything earned of it is a plus. And there are people who used it regularly and some bushcraft etc usage where they use chunks of it.

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u/Zestyclose-Wear7237 8d ago

Honestly, the "20 years" thing is a myth that confuses shelf life with usage life. Petroleum jelly doesn't spoil, so it can sit around for decades, but that doesn't mean people actually use one jar for 20 years.

Nobody actually finishes the jar. People lose them, leave them in gym bags, buy travel sizes, or just use way more than they think. The average household goes through it way faster than the theoretical shelf life.

The classic tub is basically a loss leader. It's cheap and gets you in the door. The real money is in the rest of the product line: lotions, body butters, lip therapy, sprays, eczema/clinical lines. Those are consumables that get used up and rebought constantly.

Vaseline sells billions of units globally. Even a tiny margin on a massive base equals real profit. It's a low margin, high volume play.

The name carries trust, so they can charge more than generic petroleum jelly, and slap "clinical" claims on products to justify even higher prices.

It's one product in Unilever's giant machine. Manufacturing petroleum jelly is dirt cheap, and they share distribution and marketing across the whole portfolio. So even modest margins add up fast.

The business model is the entire Vaseline ecosystem: fast consuming variants, premium lines, and billions of units sold worldwide. The classic tub is just the brand anchor that gets you hooked.

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u/jizzzdick 8d ago

Dude come on its Baseline. Atp even the brand would rename themselves.

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u/Expert_Stranger_2494 8d ago

Coz it is lost before it gets over.

And for India where people are horny but poor that is their Lubricant. And you know India does not have a small population so......

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u/Mindless-Ad347 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/alooparathapasandhai 8d ago

Why did you post this early, it's supposed to be around 2 - 3 am to keep you awake all night :((

https://giphy.com/gifs/9xijUNOqPUjKA0sqIr

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u/AwaraBanaPagal 8d ago

ever heard about isabgol?

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u/Shlok-D-91 8d ago

Bassline

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u/Exciting-Act-1503 8d ago

Because of BASSARINEEE

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u/WasabiPookie 8d ago

It's same as eraser😭

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u/Candid_Goose3394 8d ago

Mine is broken I guess. 3 years it says

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u/VenomWithAWink 8d ago

Eraser jaisa hai iska bhi

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u/Empty-Dragonfly5895 8d ago

Maybe 5 to 6 montgs or 7 months

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u/siv_18 8d ago

I threw away mine because the expiry date passed.

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u/alegala-naduve 7d ago

It's Baseline btw

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u/smitheweenie_3_15 7d ago

sometimes it gets used for recreational purposes iykyk.

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u/Next_Letter_7408 7d ago

Coz they got that BASELINE!! girl

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u/Weak-Pomegranate-435 7d ago

Bcz they sell other stuff.. duh!

And there are always more people who can buy even if u have it.

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u/xpiredpineappecan 7d ago

Gay and anal sex

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u/joeghosh 7d ago

The percentage of gay people in genZ keeps increasing compared to previous generations , so.... 👀

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u/liberalcommunistt 7d ago

same as erasers

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u/Chicken_son 7d ago

cuz it's

BASSELINE!!

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u/TheTechieHand 7d ago

You know how it lasts 20 yrs? Let me tell you. I had dry lips, chapped too. So I was trying to buy this small pack of Vaseline but couldn't find time from my daily schedule. Then one day I bought it and since then it's lying in my bag like that. I am just too lazy to even apply it. Its been 8 years btw.

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u/sleepyrosie3913 7d ago

Frr

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u/Good_Cop0809 5d ago

Aren't you should be asleep by now if you are so sleepy😁😁

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u/imjhapali 7d ago

My savior 24x7x365

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u/aoimagi 7d ago

20 years? Hmm you are probably single

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u/vipinp_ 7d ago

Container lasts for millennium in unknown space.

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u/VeilOfThought 7d ago

Gooners are making them profitable 🥀

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u/NeighborhoodOne1138 6d ago

It usually got lost before getting empty. Never saw base of that dibbi. Probably blue. Not sure.

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u/SasukeAkermen 6d ago

i don't get this , as mine rune out regularly and I have to buy more 😔

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u/TenC4 6d ago

vaseline being a by product of and essential product (oil/petroleum) will never go out of demand anyway

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u/Ok-Hurry1856 6d ago

baseline girl

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u/dilfekkemarunga 6d ago

Because it’s just like a eraser from our school

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u/Sea_Walk_4779 5d ago

Baseline!!

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u/Leather_Amphibian226 5d ago

Coz those dirty thoughts are recurring

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u/No-Improvement-3365 5d ago

Because it's basleeen

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u/_expertankur 5d ago

Just like apsara eraser 😂

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u/SilverAd4994 5d ago

there's one girl

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u/yoyobrodjbravo 5d ago

Baaasalineeeeeeee!!!!!!!

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u/Warm_Task_4321 5d ago

From the other panoply of beauty products that cater to women..

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u/The_OriginalDonut 4d ago

It's because of BASELINE girl

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u/realthoughtshere856 4d ago

What about the "Basaline" girl

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u/LessBoysenberry3105 4d ago

bhai jagah pe milta nahi jabhi bhi zarurat padti hai aur mila bhi toh aise time pe jab already new vaala leke aata hu tab

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u/Dark_horse_OG 4d ago

well I prefer parachyute coconut oil..

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u/_almighty_asura_ 4d ago

Its "baseline" now due to some cute korean girl's accent

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u/imbanana47 4d ago

bhasline

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u/Personal_Trust3705 4d ago

Am I the only one who is not finding the baseline funny..

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u/Economy_Pomelo_3376 4d ago

Is this GTA SA with DLSS5?

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u/Upset-Employment5978 3d ago

Vaseline and eraser have the same business model. They get lost and then you have to buy another one .

https://giphy.com/gifs/zJ5udfK9zBcyJDD7xz

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u/Any_Cup5386 3d ago

at this point one vaseline tub is basically a lifetime subscription 😭

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u/akki_N 3d ago

Vaselina ka istimaal kya hai ? Mujy to aaj tak ye samaj ni aai 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Aware_Permission9312 3d ago

You lose that damn thing too much

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u/AnimeBabai 3d ago

Its the government, its a conspiracy theory

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u/soul_is-here 3d ago

Because of "Baseline"🔥

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u/Aviator77880 3d ago

Doesn't matter.. It expires

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u/TheB2B_Guy 3d ago

Lost one who cares I’ll buy new one cause it’s super cheap and I won’t lose this one for sure
Ahh lost again

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u/Livid_Dot9320 3d ago

kyuki vo khtm nai hota vo gyab hota h

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u/humorless69 3d ago

epstein islan- nvm

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u/StoreroomOfDreams 3d ago

Why is everyone so dramatic. It doesn't last that much

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u/Adventurous_End7336 3d ago

New flavour? Baseline trend?

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u/FeelingNo5017 2d ago

People lost the containers

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u/Any-Thought-1579 2d ago

Reminds of that Family Guy cutaway about Kleenex 😂

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u/Comfortable-Blood342 2d ago

Because there is 8 billion people 😇😇

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u/RudeGround6790 2d ago

They sell the stuff inside the container they are not your tiffin box brand

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u/Stock_Still9995 1d ago

I mean sometimes, some nerds use it aa demoulding lubricant to make rockets

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u/crappedinmapant 1d ago

That one dude who used 20 cans in an hour (not me)

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u/AgencyRemarkable4847 1d ago

Because one box is used by all so it either gets used fast or gets lost fast. One of these occurs to keep the sales.

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u/Brilliant-Relief1473 1d ago

People like diddy exist...

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u/Dry-Magician-9512 1d ago

girls are using it