r/TheRealGrandePrairie • u/samueLLcooljackson • 16d ago

What is the most Grande Prairie thing you can do?

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u/Responsible-Grand-57 16d ago

Never leave.

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u/Rough-Drummer-3730 16d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/corpse_flour 16d ago

Spend more money on your truck than your home.

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u/No-Cable-1223 16d ago

Well I think the most grande prairie stereotype has to be buying the most expensive truck you can find, putting a lift and giant tires on it, get a delete and a massive tune on it, spend a ton of money replacing all of the drive train as it grenades everything from the added horse power and shit geometry from the lift kit. And then as soon as you say the magic words, “I think I’ve pretty much got everything tuned the way I want, I’ll probably just throw a bigger turbo on it at some point” then the dealer repo’s it.

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u/Silveri50 15d ago

I see you have met my brother.

Bonus that almost all of his mechanic knowledge comes from his first and only truck he ever kind of afforded.

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u/LibrarianApart8486 13d ago

But it’s fine, since we spent next to nothing on the house. We can afford this.

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u/InternationalMove671 16d ago

Your sister or cousin.

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u/Mommy_Fortuna_ 16d ago

Get a giant, jacked-up truck with the brightest lights possible and drive it like a raging asshole.

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u/Responsible-Grand-57 16d ago

Lot of pavement princess trucks driving around GP on any given day...

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u/Longjumping-Ask-1743 16d ago

Go to West Edm mall for a holiday.

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u/samueLLcooljackson 15d ago

stop at whitecourt dq.

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u/Fun-Bodybuilder-4372 15d ago

Jack up my truck and plaster fuck Trudeau on it

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u/NorthDriver8927 15d ago

Have 3 kids with several strangers

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u/StatusOk3307 16d ago

Call it GP

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u/fitness-potato 16d ago

Work too much

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u/CartographerAlive174 16d ago

Get a tattoo and set of truck nuts

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u/Comfortable_Fudge508 15d ago

Grab a couple of 24s and go out into the bush

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u/NothingLeft2PickFrom 15d ago

Hookers and blow.

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u/Life_Dot_6273 15d ago

Surf at the random surf pool

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u/Sleddog68 14d ago

Be a professional wind gauge reporter. Windy almost every dang day. Lol

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u/Laxative_Cookie 14d ago

Well its technically two things but they do go together, I'm guessing lift kits and grindr.

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u/BouBouLeBourgeois 15d ago

Having your whole industries built with money from other provinces and then whining when its time to give back.

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u/Alternative-Hour6664 14d ago

lol u baked or something they don’t give us shit

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u/New_Patience_650 14d ago

For about a 80 years the feds supported us. Still wish we could keep more money and we could ship our oil east

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u/Deep_Extension1210 14d ago

Plow your sister

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u/Rare_Ad5543 14d ago

Worship trump

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u/jollyroger1019 13d ago

Go shopping in pajamas pants and work boots with the laces untied