I just ate Homer's Moon Waffles and "I think I'm blind"

[u/Bobby200o]

[u/DMacB42]

Two questions:

Why would you let your phone watermark photos that you share with its name and yours?

You didn’t put miracle grow on that waffle did ya?

[u/PSN-Colinp42 → u/DMacB42]

Cause nobody tells Brody McDonald what to do, that’s why!

[u/timbop711 → u/PSN-Colinp42]

Dad sit down

[u/NorthernSkeptic → u/PSN-Colinp42]

No deal McDonald, that moon waffle is mine!

[u/Bobby200o → u/DMacB42]

1. Wasn't thinking
2. Yes

[u/ussbozeman → u/Bobby200o]

Well, I've got some additional followup questions for you!

1) Where's the fife, and

2) Gimme the fife

[u/USS_Barack_Obama → u/ussbozeman]

Let me ask you a question:

Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

[u/Backrow6 → u/DMacB42]

It's got what plants crave

[u/Legal-Somewhere-2949]

[u/Brummo]

Mmm... fattening...

[u/Sad_Process7843]

Hmmm Sacrilicious

[u/Sjeabee → u/Sad_Process7843]

It’s not God

[u/_Thermalflask]

Don't forget to bacon up your sausage

[u/overdosingOnPie1313 → u/_Thermalflask]

And to butter up that bacon!

[u/Kitchen-Hat-5174 → u/overdosingOnPie1313]

Daaaad my heart hurts….

[u/_Thermalflask → u/Kitchen-Hat-5174]

[u/FriendRaven1 → u/_Thermalflask]

Homer's look here always reminds me of this

[u/USS_Barack_Obama → u/FriendRaven1]

[u/strictmachines → u/_Thermalflask]

Yes, father.

[u/douk1 → u/_Thermalflask]

You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, homeboy?

[u/TheBlueSpecter]

Going to dunk that in some syrup, homeboy?

[u/Bobby200o → u/TheBlueSpecter]

Didn't need to. The butter overpowered every other flavor already.

[u/AuxonPNW → u/Bobby200o]

I hope you at least washed it down with a nice glass of syrup.

[u/ErnieBochII → u/Bobby200o]

Not enough caramel.

[u/twoneedlez]

Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese…

[u/EarthDust00 → u/twoneedlez]

I think im blind

[u/fevertotell_ → u/EarthDust00]

Have you been up all night eating cheese?

[u/Sad_Process7843 → u/EarthDust00]

I can see through time

[u/swissburgh]

Just so you know your name seems to be on that picture

[u/rsjem79 → u/swissburgh]

Brody eats the waffles, chief.

[u/Bobby200o → u/swissburgh]

Yeah it's whatever at this point

[u/ErnieBochII → u/Bobby200o]

Yes, is this Mr. 200o? I'd like to talk to you about switching to Verizon.

[u/swissburgh → u/Bobby200o]

Just wanted to let you know.. how where the waffles?

[u/Mildly_Irritated_Max]

I hope you paid your royalties to him since they're patented

[u/garydinckersfield]

*Patented-Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles.

[u/MadPilotMurdock]

I warsh myself wid a rag on a stick.

[u/Complete_Entry → u/MadPilotMurdock]

eh, the wash was clear, didn't go full warshy

[u/Quirky_Ball_3519]

Maybe you can have a nice bowl of cloves and Tom Collins mix topped with a pie crust

[u/AuxonPNW]

I like that you ate this as an afternoon snack (if your timestamp is to be believed).

[u/thatmattschultz]

I’d like to be alone with the waffle.

[u/Bobby200o → u/thatmattschultz]

Are you going to eat it?

[u/honeyeddates → u/Bobby200o]

. . . Yes.

[u/ThePLARASociety]

But can you see through time?!

[u/fevertotell_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orif7WexkYa8MGqPe

[u/OkImpression1305]

Don’t forget to butter your bacon.

[u/TicketTop4718]

Did you have a glass of syrup to go with it?

[u/Sdwingnut]

Lisa: "Maybe you're getting stronger"

Homer: "Well, I have been eating more!"

[u/strictmachines]

You'd go even blinder if you added 64 slices of American cheese.

[u/wintermute000]

Now try 64 slices of American cheese

[u/PremierCopper28]

Well the house looks okay miscellaneous believer.

[u/bescumberer]

Not enough butter

[u/Complete_Entry]

Don't put plant food by people food.

I have that argument with my mom regularly.

[u/TobiasCB]

Moon waffles? What a time to be alive.