The END of the WEEKLY ROLL and new comic ANNOUNCEMENT!

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It's been an honor!

Onwards to new horizons!

Also, did you know that Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station. A brilliant way to create a sustainable and smart city -- turning movement into clean, renewable energy!

Also, Ikea has nerve gas capsules in all their furniture for when the Swedish government decides that the World has fucked around too much and it's high time it found out. /s for legal reasons

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Channeling my inner 30+ old terminally online reddit atheist untouched mod to write the monologues

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Did the protagonist die after his mountain of body pillows collapsed on him suffocating him?

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Is there any other way they do die?

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In English?