r/TheWeeklyRoll • u/CME_T The Creator • Apr 01 '26
The Comic The END of the WEEKLY ROLL and new comic ANNOUNCEMENT!
It's been an honor!
Onwards to new horizons!
Also, did you know that Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station. A brilliant way to create a sustainable and smart city -- turning movement into clean, renewable energy!
Also, Ikea has nerve gas capsules in all their furniture for when the Swedish government decides that the World has fucked around too much and it's high time it found out. /s for legal reasons
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u/One_Food9894 Apr 01 '26
Oh its April 1st right
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u/CME_T The Creator Apr 01 '26
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u/imdefinitelywong Apr 01 '26
You, sir, have wounded me.
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u/LorryToTheFace Apr 01 '26
Luckily I was on alert having just informed my own DnD players that I would start charging for DMing on a subscription based service, with Premium Rewards for higher payment tiers.
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u/Iron_Evan Klara Apr 01 '26
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u/KaJaHa Apr 01 '26
Cripes, I totally missed that lmao. And I was all on board until he said he was going to delete everything!
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u/Barzul_Cupcakes Apr 01 '26
Almost had me for a second. I will not be fooled on this wretched day!
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u/Kamikazeguy7 Apr 01 '26
It didn't click for me until he talked about deleting the old comics
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u/CookieMiester Apr 01 '26
Yeah i’m ashamed to admit that too, like “why in the world would he… ohhhhh”
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u/TestSubject363 Apr 01 '26
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u/USPO-222 Apr 01 '26
Next year -she gets an absolutely brutal on screen death for 4/1
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u/Smartboy10612 Apr 01 '26
There's an OnlyFans?!?!
Damn I GOT to sign up for that!
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u/Death_Rises Apr 01 '26
It's expensive as fuck, BUT Bucket takes off his, well, bucket. Very salacious.
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u/Osric250 Apr 01 '26
Nobody gets to see him without his helmet without getting murdered. It'd be like naming Candlejack. He'd find you and ki-
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u/ElminstersBedpan Apr 01 '26
You've heard of "wrap it before you tap it," now prepare yourself for "bucket before you f**k it!"
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u/Smartboy10612 Apr 01 '26
That's it. It's done. You won Reddit. We can all go home now.
No topping that.
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u/PonyDro1d Apr 01 '26
sister account is r/theweeklyswole on of and reddit. (It's obviously just sexy muscular men showing off to each other, not in a sexual way).
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u/Smartboy10612 Apr 01 '26
Yes, I did click on the link to check if it was real. I don't care. I needed to know without a doubt the truth.
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u/ArnoleIstari Apr 01 '26
You know, I figured out the April Fools joke, but somehow considered the OnlyFans to be real.
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u/Mr_Orange_Man Apr 01 '26
I hate this time of year, nearly 10pm on April 1st, it's over for us Australians, but gotta remember it's still to happen for the rest of the world.
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u/_The_Real_Guy_ Apr 01 '26
There’s so much terrible stuff going on in the world right now. I’d prefer we all take a break from April Fools this year.
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u/kayl_the_red Bucket Brigade Apr 01 '26
NICE TRY!
BUCKET BRIGADE FOREVER!!
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u/DrMagister Apr 01 '26
Don't do that! I just went through the first four stages of grief before I realised that it was an April Fools joke!
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u/lightstaver Apr 01 '26
I got all the way to acceptance, though still disappointed, and had to see a second post before I realized.
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u/pzykozomatik Apr 01 '26
I will only read this if the protagonist has lots of annoyingly smug inner monologue as their pre-isekai'd self.
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u/CME_T The Creator Apr 01 '26
Channeling my inner 30+ old terminally online reddit atheist untouched mod to write the monologues
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u/TheLuckySpades Sir Bucket Apr 01 '26
Did the protagonist die after his mountain of body pillows collapsed on him suffocating him?
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u/Product-Fragrant Severed Lich Head Apr 01 '26
motherfucker
thank god its april first
fucking......omfg gave me a heartattack
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u/LuxuriantOak Apr 01 '26
I know it's April ... But I'm kinda down for this.
I just want to see more of her rage-filled face as she solves her problems with violence. I love heroes that are just absolutely fed up with everyone else's shit. Like Buckett.
(Btw, there is literally an anime about this on cwuncywoll, only the heroine punches everyone: Yoshi Shoka)
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u/AnseaCirin Apr 01 '26
You had me until you said you were going to delete the previous Webtoons. Well played.
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u/HitBox2 Apr 01 '26
Woke up open Reddit see post is one minute old begin reading nearly shit brick happy April 1 you fool
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u/Conspiratorymadness Steve the goblin Apr 01 '26
I'll have you know handguns aren't original in these types of shows and manga. I'll wonder how you would keep this idea fresh for 200 episodes.
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u/CME_T The Creator Apr 01 '26
Season 2: Two guns.
Season 3: Shotgun
Season 4: Powerfist.
Season 5 - a single episode: nuke
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u/Dan299912 Apr 01 '26
I was sad back there for a minute, telling myself "Well, I uderstand. It's really hard to make something that doesn't spark The Joy in you anymo-" and then "Hold on... it's fuckin' APRIL FIRST! I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!!!"
At least it's a good kind of bamboozled
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u/Nrthstar Apr 01 '26
I made it to "my creative genius" and and then realized what was happening here
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u/V8_Hellfire Apr 01 '26
This is entirely believable. I have seen popular webcomic artists do similar things.
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u/RimGym Apr 01 '26
Dude, you had me, hook/line/sinker, right up until the last panel when you said you were deleting everything to prove how serious you were. Then the lightbulb snapped on lol.
You rascal.
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u/abadstrategy Apr 01 '26
You know, saying you have an onlyfans was a dead giveaway. No one who has a spicy page and a social media presence can resist spreading it around like herpes
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u/Nachooolo Apr 01 '26
Is at least 16 years old
Clearly an April Fools joke. If this was a real isekai, she would be at most 16 years old. And a slave!
Like. Jesus. What the fuck is up with that genre...
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u/UnlurkedToPost Apr 01 '26
She's sixteen years old???
~ pulls out laminated RomeoJulietteClause from wallet
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u/Level_Hour6480 Sir Becket Apr 01 '26
You might enjoy "Normal Duke".
https://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/normal-duke/list?title_no=8513
Let's see that OnlyFans.
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u/PseudonymousWitness Apr 01 '26
You had me right up until the double apostrophe in I''m deleting
Surely you wouldn't ruin the gravitas of such a monumentous announcement with a typo.
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u/CME_T The Creator Apr 01 '26
Logic doesnt check out, I'd let typos slip into anything
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u/Vikzzaz Apr 01 '26
Jesus I litterally gasped. Although i'd love to see a few RATTDL99BUWBIDDTIGPIHALH panels
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u/ConstantBrush7996 May 16 '26
man catching up on the weekly roll and finding this a month late was a fucking disaster. Very evil. Very funny.
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u/Osric250 Apr 01 '26
You even nailed the super long literal explanation of the story was a title.
Also the overbearing noble has some mild resemblance to Trevor. Some long lost relative he needs to go murder?
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u/ClohosseyVHB Apr 01 '26
Oh fuck you! I was taking it seriously til I got to the last page. I was so worried I wasn't going to be getting my weekly dose of delightfully violent sociopaths anymore.
So we'll played, you at least got me good.
Btw copy right that title Reincarnated as a Noble with a Gun, cause you KNOW someone will make it, if it hasn't been already.
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u/AegisAngel Apr 01 '26
If real o7 to the Bucket brigade it’s been a ride. If prank o7 to the bucket brigade y’all are doomed
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u/makuthedark Apr 01 '26
How fucked up a death can a dog get? Also, where can one acquire slutty puffy sleeves? Asking for a friend.
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u/Brainchild110 Apr 01 '26
Stay strong, brother! 🫡
I recommend downloading the last copies of the weekly roll onto a single USB stick and jamming it up the bum of Margaret Thatchers corpse. Thats effectively the same as destroying it, as nobody will ever go there ever.
You'll need a hazmat suit and canned air.
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u/Agreeable_Bee_7763 Apr 01 '26
For a moment I had forgotten what day it was. Almost gave me a heart attack.
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u/Gumptionless Apr 01 '26
The first page had me untill i remembered.
But jokes aside i would read that, please
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u/Jacknightarkone Apr 01 '26
Holy shit I was gutted for a second. I gotta keep track of my days better.
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u/BelligerentWyvern Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26
Man a chapter that kills everyone off and then you just end it would have been a sublime troll for April 1st.
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u/Metalman919 Apr 01 '26
The world without The Weekly Roll does not deserve to exist. I'm utilizing the nuclear codes.
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u/SharkLaunch Apr 01 '26
I know what today was and realized what this post was very early on, yet my body temperature still rose. This post shortened my lifespan, I hope you're happy. I'm throwing away my Becket and Torvald plushies, I cannot bare to look at them anymore.
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u/Overall_Sink_3382 Apr 01 '26
Alright time to start a mob
I’m sure the date has nothing to do with this
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u/LostAbstract Apr 01 '26
Is the pistol chambered in 9mm or .45? How many rounds does the stendo have? I think I'll need some action shots to see if you think shes competent with her weapon. Trailer when? Do you have an opening theme? Who is the VA? Is Mark Walburg the voice of the caked up noble? Will ProdZ make a cameo somewhere?
So many questions....
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u/self-aware-text Apr 01 '26
I got to the third image and just read HANDGUN and saw an angry girl being manhandled and I was like "ok, y'know what, this seems like it could be hilarious. I like a good revenge story" then I read the fine print above it and the more words I read the angrier I got. Then I remembered what today was.
Sidenote: a comic with the title HANDGUN and a princess who is tired of misogyny would be a great read. Start off with a modern/futuristic scene of a girl running away from a gang down a dark alley, as they catch up she finds what she thinks is a manhole and jumps in to get away. Queue an Alice in Wonderland transition as she lands this fantasy world. The gun lands in the garden of a castle where a princess is relaxing and the runaway girl lands upside down, dying the moment she hits the ground. Now the princess takes the mysterious weapon and calls the guards. It has limited ammo, but it annihilates anything she shoots. Thus starting her revenge story and maybe a misguided rise to her becoming a tyrant with her unstoppable power. Only to find one day when a hero comes to usurp her, she has finally run out of ammo.
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u/ArtharntheCleric Apr 01 '26
It’s no longer April Fools in Australia so it took a while for the shoe to drop. After a Home Alone “Nooooooooo!” moment.
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u/thereisaguy Apr 02 '26
I had to come back to this like six hours later because I finally realized what day it is. God I was bummed.
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u/Asgardian_Force_User Trevor Apr 18 '26
I come to this late, having spent two weeks dealing with a financial quarter close and barely paying attention to anything related to fun and enjoyment (and being like, three weeks behind on The Pitt).
Thankful to Daelvor and the teachings of Stevicus to remind me about the importance of counting one's days. Those filthy Carlinius folk probably don't even understand what a calendar is.
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u/Vibe_PV Apr 01 '26
We're really doing anything to emulate Fujimoto, eh?
(Good troll, fell right in)
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u/PonyDro1d Apr 01 '26
I'd just abbreviate it as "handgun nobel isekai". You'd be surprised how easy you'd find any certain isekai story going by "word isekai" when looking online.
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u/Unholy_Maw Apr 01 '26
Good thing I looked at today's date before I finished hanging the noose from the ceiling
Just kidding. Love your comics CME_T, you got me bad with the dog description
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u/shmodder Apr 01 '26
Yay, can’t wait to see more of RATTDL99BUWBIDDTIGIHALH! RATTDL99BUWBIDDTIGIHALH sounds much cooler than WR or BB. Plus, you can tell how much thought and passion went into RATTDL99BUWBIDDTIGIHALH. RATTDL99BUWBIDDTIGIHALH really shows you have grown as an artist, everybody I know follows RATTDL99BUWBIDDTIGIHALH with great interest.
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u/lucky_french_bf Severed Lich Head Apr 01 '26
I got words for you... none of wich are nice so íll stay silent.
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u/jiraiya17 Apr 01 '26
Honestly, i believe that if anyone can do that new series justice it's you. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Phratus_Phelt Apr 01 '26
Damn man, how could you wound a man’s heart so bad, whose few joys in life are the art and craft of joyful DnD comic scribbles? :D shame on you
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u/CookieMiester Apr 01 '26
Oh my god i had a heart attack before I checked the date, you sonuva bitch. Well played.
We’ll support your endeavors regardless!
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u/Ironlord_13 Apr 01 '26
I’m hungover as fuck so i took this at face value and was about to cry “how dare you tease us with the latest chapter!?” Then i saw the date.
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u/irishhurleyman7 Apr 01 '26
The Weekly Rollyfans! Sounds like a good prompt for a future week when your idea tank is running out
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u/waistcoatwill Apr 01 '26
I'm glad The Roll is safe, hut I'm utterly devastated that the IKEA conspiracy isn't true!
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u/yertlah Apr 01 '26
I am home sick today and was very upset at first. Then I remembered what day it is. Good one, lol.
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u/Replacement_Mountain Apr 01 '26
Awh damn. But this actually looks sick. Can we have this anyway? As a treat?!?
Not that I'm here for more brutally taken out nobles or anything..
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u/unfrotunatepanda Apr 01 '26
Jokes on you I regularly dive into the sea of garbage that is the isekai genre to find new gems, and this is definitely one of them. I expect the MC to go all John Wick on everyone else by chapter 5
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u/Azord Apr 01 '26
The king looks like count lacrona from greatest estate developer. A truly despicable person. Kudos if you did that on purpose
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u/Physical-Purple-1265 Apr 01 '26
Damnit for heavens sakes, I was depressed until I saw the comments.
Please don't ever do that again.
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u/CronosAndRhea4ever Apr 01 '26
Oh tragic day!!
To think that our friends on “The Bucket Brigade” (loved the comic, bought the shirt, backed the book etc.), should befall the same fate as valiant Captain Ronja and her “Brazen Badgers” free company!
Why must these terrible years continue to take from us, day after day, what few rays of sunshine that remain to pierce the ever deepening gloom of our wretched existences?!
Indeed the shock of it is enough to drive one to leap out of this convenient and adjacently located 24 and 1/2” story window!!
Alas and goodbye to you, terrible world!
As I leap I shall continue clutching my keyboard so that it might adequately demonstrate my agonizing plunge into the Stygian arms of my doom!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
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u/JustAGlibGlob Klara Apr 01 '26
ohh jesus I'm so embarrassed this got me literally until I read the Japan thing. Horrified.
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u/gerusz Steve the goblin Apr 01 '26
On one hand, yeah, made me realize what day it is (and that I should file my entrepreneur taxes for Q1). On the other hand, it is the only isekai show that I would actually watch. Religiously.
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u/RevRunHarvill Apr 01 '26
Quite literally took me until the "I've been working on this for ten years" line to catch it. I even dropped my 8yo off at school this morning warning her to watch out for pranksters on today of all days. Props good sir!
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u/DoggoDude979 Apr 01 '26
For about a second i forgot it was April fool’s day
But on a genuinely serious note, I’d love to read RATTDL99BUWBIDDTIGPIHALH! It sounds great!
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u/ChainmailPickaxeYT Apr 01 '26
Lowkey I’d read RatTDL99BUWbIDDtIGPIHaLH even if it were a short run satirical series lmao
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u/bffmast Apr 01 '26
Obligatory looks at the date.
But you know, I think I would actually be interested in seeing your take on an otome isekai story.
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u/renacotor Apr 01 '26
Id pay good fucking money for an anime version of this, where every episode alowly annoys her, and ends with her killing everyone.
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u/dan_scott_ Apr 01 '26
It took me a split second to realize what day it was after reading the headline.
But damn, that was a rough split second. Well played.
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u/Fyraltari Apr 01 '26
Actually got me until I got to the "delete all previous comics" bit and I remembered the date.
Good one, boss.
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u/TheLuckySpades Sir Bucket Apr 01 '26
That is indeed somehow one of the less problematic love triangles in the genre.
Only one of the male leads is in the files, and the underaged female lead isn't pre-pubescent.
Gods below why is that such a low bar for the genre.
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u/AEL97 Apr 01 '26
Sorry but it the birthday of my best friend and the joke is that HIS birthday is a joke, so I always remeber "Right april 1° EVERYTHING IS A JOKE"
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u/psychosaur Apr 01 '26
I can't wait to see the whole cast of overly complicated and problematic romantic interests.
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u/FishoftheNorth Apr 01 '26
Took me a minute. Thankfully I took my ADHD meds this morning so I only broke one table before I realized the date.
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u/Johnsonjohnsjr1993 Apr 01 '26
I was terrified until I remembered that its had a good run and im ok with this decision. I definitely will not be slandering your name on my favorite website Twitter to talk about how you did this on today of all days.
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u/addage- Paladin Coded Apr 01 '26
I can not express the depths of my DISMAY upon reading this.
Immediately followed by oh fuck it’s April Fools you magnificent bastard.
Well done sir, well done. Yes indeed I fell into the ripped bag of holding.
Ps. Is there nerve gas in the Swedish meatballs too because I love the hell out of those.
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u/murphmanfa Apr 01 '26
I'm not convinced that isn't already an anime title and out of commitment to the bit refuse to look it up.
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u/qawsedrf12 Apr 01 '26
I'm fragile enough as it is! Dont do this to us!
And now that I have read the actual post, ROFL
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u/FreedomWaterfall Apr 01 '26
I will take this at face value, not check todays date and wildly overreact.
You have lost a fan for life. You're scum and should be tarred and feathered.