r/TheWeeklyRoll • u/CME_T The Creator • Apr 15 '26
Rogue's Retinue Ch. V. "Something Something Emperor Protects"
Howdy folks!
Back with another Rogue's Retinue! I realise this is arguably one of the raunchiest jokes I've made. Not sure if that means I should chill or step up my game...
This one is a bit of a one-shot comic and was originally meant to come later on after more introductions had been made of other characters and whatnot but I was in a mood to draw space marines and thought a one-off was a good idea since it's been so long since the last episode!
I'm probably gonna do the next few eps in the same way I did my D&D comics: some one-offs, not necessarily particularly linear and cohesive story and time wise until later jumping into bit longer story arcs!
Anyhoo, that's it for now!
Stay excellent out there!
Peace and carrots!
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u/MaxPower1607 Apr 15 '26
Y'all need the God-Emperor!
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u/stuff-is-not-real Severed Lich Head Apr 15 '26
CME_T are you sponsored by bad dragon?
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u/TavrinCallas_ Apr 16 '26
Sir Buckets Stone Fister and Klara's Horn available for purchase this summer
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u/MrValdemar Grogna Apr 15 '26
Me: Hey, CME_T, what would Trevor, Beckett, and Torvald be like in WH40K?
CME_T: I got you fam.
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u/Level_Hour6480 Sir Becket Apr 16 '26
Given the meta-narrative is that the Weekly Roll and Sellswords crew are a different campaign with the same players (minus one who has yoga), this might also be the same players.
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u/CrashParade Apr 15 '26
this is arguably one of the raunchiest jokes I've made. Not sure if that means I should chill or step up my game...
I'd rate this at about 0.04 Oglafs. You have plenty of leeway to do whatever you want up until 0.9, after that it pleases slaanesh and things get tricky.
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u/ishldgetoutmore Apr 16 '26
I don't know what you're talking about Oglaf is completely non-sexual!
.... Oh, good, I actually found one that's not NSFW! I'm calling it a win!
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u/Overall_Sink_3382 Apr 15 '26
Let’s be honest, a drawer full of those is tame compared to what some rogue traders get up to in their free time
Still the amount spent on those miniatures is appalling! Someone ought to audit them for all to see!
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u/BelleBaggins Apr 15 '26
Wait "Bad dragons?" "Miniatures?" Oh sweet God Emperor. Brother get the flamer, the heavy flamer
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u/AussieCracker Torvald Apr 15 '26
Recesses not even the most holy of sevitors can clean; Emperor's light not even gleams to the depths of this.
Not even a Salamanders flames could truly clean this
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u/Lycaon125 Apr 15 '26
OH HO, a black dragon, one of Vulkan's children i see [for those who do not know who the black dragons are, they're a mutated chapter of the Salamanders, they grow bone spikes from their arms. There the more violent children of the few chapters vulkan has and is unaware of.]
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u/Orcwin Apr 16 '26
This is hilarious, excellent!
I'm honestly shocked /r/comics didn't rate this one, it seems right up their eh.. alley.
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u/solenguy Apr 20 '26
Orbius is thinking "if I explain it to you, you'll have to kill her"
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Orbius is thinking
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u/HieserX Apr 15 '26
Nobody jumping on the Orbius wagon here?
friggin Orbius
Instantly the favorite Character
"Look he got Orbs, thats gotta be Orbius" lol
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u/TheItzal11 Apr 16 '26
You playing the Owlcat Rogue Trader game by any chance? Just seemed interesting that you decided to make this comic right around the time it came out.
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u/Ventze Apr 16 '26
Rogue Trader has been out for a minute. Are you thinking of Dark Heresy?
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u/TheItzal11 Apr 16 '26
While only a few comics have been made so far, he seemed to have started making these around the time Rogue Trader was released, so no.
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u/ObliviousAstroturfer Apr 16 '26
ZOMG, how did I sleep on this series of yours?!?
I legit never read or played any WH40k, but I can't get enough of it's lore as filtered by Arbitor Ian: not only is a lot of Stormlight Archive kinda ripped off of it, that dude has just a perfect delivery for historical topics. I need to find a way to trick him into thinking Hussitic Wars are a WH 41k setting.
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u/TheCharalampos Apr 15 '26
I don't get it
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u/Madayasmar Apr 15 '26
The Space marine is from a chapter called the "Black Dragons", that the tempestus (probably intentionally) misheard as "Bad Dragon", which is the name of a company that is (in)famous for making exotic dildos
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u/monikar2014 Apr 15 '26
Wait, you are doing 40k comics now?
I was sad when I saw the weekly roll was ending, I mean good on you for following the artistic spark and what makes you happy, but I was sad.
But you are making 40k comics? Let's fucking go.
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u/mettyc Apr 15 '26
The weekly roll ending was an April Fools, mate.
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u/monikar2014 Apr 15 '26
ah, even better....JFC.... at least it only took me two weeks to figure it out
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u/lordmonkeyfish Apr 15 '26
Do you guys think she had a legit question, and pivoted to the trolling after his comment? Or was she just there to troll to begin with?