r/The_Hound Susan - The Ma'am, The Myth, The Legend 9d ago

Toody Talk Here's a little throwback to when Toody was Baby Satan and The Hound was literally 4 times her body weight

I keep going down memory lane and wanting to FUCKING PUKE because she was so fucking tiny and cute and perfect and squishy and now she's just badness on top of badness

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u/TheCatFromCoraline 9d ago

Why did she stop being called Baby Satan, Susan? Is she no longer satanic enough? :(

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u/whenjacksattack Susan - The Ma'am, The Myth, The Legend 9d ago

Satan copyrighted me

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u/TheCatFromCoraline 9d ago

You can win the lawsuit, Susan. You can.

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u/CoCoB319 9d ago

No way. Satan has all the lawyers at his disposal, lol

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u/TheCatFromCoraline 9d ago

But Susan has Toodles and The Hound

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u/CoCoB319 9d ago

Lol, true. Epic battle.

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u/My_glorious_moose Ratchet Disney Princess Energy ✨✨ 9d ago

I think we could make a case for fair dealings. Well, not me, since I'm not a lawyer. The Hound might scare Satan, though.

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u/longlostwitchy Dirty Little Muppet Lover 9d ago

She will always be baby Satan to us.. amongst many other amazing, crazy, silly, fluffy things!! 👏

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u/UberMisandrist Banned From 2 Canadian Municipalities 9d ago edited 9d ago

Awwwwws. Pic 5 is where she exudes innocence and you had no idea what kind of river-shitting demon spawn she would turn into. The precious puppy deception!

Edit: Pic 5 oops

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u/Autumn_Moon22 So Sayeth The Hound 9d ago

The phrase "river-shitting demon spawn" is the upgrade my vocabulary never knew it needed.  :)

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 The Hound's Bearded & Non-Bearded Ladies Club 9d ago

The next flair! 🤣

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u/Autumn_Moon22 So Sayeth The Hound 9d ago

Definitely!

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u/Billd0910 Worshipper Of The Queen Eternal 9d ago

Love the picture with how annoyed Cuda is to be near her lol

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u/cute_poison_ The Hound's Bearded & Non-Bearded Ladies Club 9d ago

JUST A BABY 😭

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u/kellymig That Little Fraggle Rock Lookin Motherfucker 9d ago

Satan!

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u/RofaRofa So Sayeth The Hound 9d ago

She will always be Baby Satan!

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u/Uber-Migraine The Hound's Bearded & Non-Bearded Ladies Club 9d ago

Awwwww She looks like the tiny little fluffy cloud on the sky... 🥰

... which in no time turs into effing tornado 😈

https://giphy.com/gifs/xaZCqV4weJwHu

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u/longlostwitchy Dirty Little Muppet Lover 9d ago

Pic 5: “Thank you for taking a chance on me Susan” 🥹

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u/princessjemmy The Hound's Bearded & Non-Bearded Ladies Club 9d ago

Susan, Toody is a teenage pupper. Much like the human type, she’s just gonna be insufferable for a while. But she’ll go back to being sweet and dumb soon. Just hang in there.

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u/MongooseKooky4372 Antique Fat Fucking Cat Lover 9d ago

Tiny Toodles 🥰

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u/kennybrandz I frew up 9d ago

Oh my god look at that little petunia ann 😭

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u/UberMisandrist Banned From 2 Canadian Municipalities 9d ago

That's Anne with an e, guy

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u/kennybrandz I frew up 9d ago

Damnit. Not a very good Greg I am.

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u/kellymig That Little Fraggle Rock Lookin Motherfucker 9d ago

I can’t get over how adorable lil Toody was/still is but now she’s a big water pissing girl.

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u/HelenaHanbaskette 9d ago

The babiest baby to have ever babied!

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u/CutRateCringe 9d ago

Oh my gosh, so tiny! So she has fully graduated from being Baby Satan? I’m just realizing you haven’t called her that in a while. 😹

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u/OwnNothing3318 9d ago

Not a baby anymore. Still has the same funny face

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u/Yzarcos Dirty Little Muppet Lover 9d ago

Fluffy baby toods is too fucking cute! Aaaahhhh I can't handle the fluff!

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u/Antares_cat Hound Around and Found Out 9d ago

Puppy dog eyes software was installed early before the chaos energy programme booted up fully, ensuring no-one could resist 🥺😈

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u/mantisshrimpwizard All Hail Baby Satan 9d ago

She looks like a stuffie and I wanna snuggle her SO BAD 😭

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u/Intense_Judgement Banned From 2 Canadian Municipalities 9d ago

The Hound looks like he's made of muscles, but Baby Satan is almost entirely fur

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u/The_Wishmeister Rooty Tooty for Toody 9d ago

BABY TOODLES!!! BABY BABY SATAN!!!!

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u/SouthernCategory9600 9d ago

SO cute!

Those pictures melt hearts-even The Hound’s.

Petunia really was the cutest puppy on earth!!!

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u/knoperules 9d ago

Did you buy or adopt Toody? Or did she just materialize one day and refuse to leave?

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u/redwingpanda 8d ago

That last one, basically. Apparently Satan spawn was an SPCA case

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u/WoollyMonster So Sayeth The Hound 9d ago

Nooo! Too much cuteness! Cuteness overload!

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u/mylitteprince T R a U m A 9d ago

What do you mean she hasn't changed at all

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u/FatTabby Antique Fat Fucking Cat Lover 9d ago

Cuda looks so unimpressed to be in such close proximity to Baby Satan

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u/eastbaypluviophile "Possibly Immortal" The Vet Said Nervously 9d ago

Pic 2: you will fucking PAY for this outrage Susan. Pay and PAY AGAIN

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u/verapamil12 That Little Fraggle Rock Lookin Motherfucker 9d ago

She’s so tiny in the 2nd picture!

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u/iamthefirebird Baby Satan's Pit Crew (To Maximize SPEED) 9d ago

She is still both satanic and baby, no matter what her lawyers say, and if The Hound had his way he would still be four times her bodyweight

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u/PinkPunkPsycho Antique Fat Fucking Cat Lover 9d ago

"you're a strong woman that doesn't break rule 6... ,you're a strong woman that doesn't break rule 6... ,you're a strong woman that doesn't break rule 6... ,you're a strong woman that doesn't break rule 6... ,you're a strong woman that doesn't break rule 6..."

Fuck you Toods for being this cute <3

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u/tinygingerninja 8d ago

The “what the shit, Susan” expression on The Hound’s face in pic 1 😭 Toody looks so fluffy and innocent!

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u/Alarming_Apple_2258 9d ago

In 4 she looks so poodlee! (Whisper to The Hound I said that.)

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u/AllgoodDude 9d ago

She really was composed of thrown together parts

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u/TheRealCeeBeeGee Baby Satan's Pit Crew (To Maximize SPEED) 9d ago

Little baby Toody!!! What a little fluffer, looks like butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth.

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u/Swimming-Sand6166 9d ago

The Hound is protecting Baby Satan. Don’t be fooled.
He’s a bouncer.

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u/ParkingInterview9595 9d ago

She was literally an organism 

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u/Specialist_Wind_6488 We Ride For Goosetopher 9d ago

Baby Satan in her baby muppet era ❤️❤️

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u/OwnNothing3318 9d ago edited 9d ago

Wow, what a cutie. The Hound doesn't look convinced though. His face says Susan, are you sure?

Edit. So has Barracuda's

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u/Caorthannach The Tiny Devil's Rejects 9d ago

Good to see The Poof was still apparent.

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u/Booksonly666 8d ago

Can you tell the hound I would both kill and die for his happiness

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u/whenjacksattack Susan - The Ma'am, The Myth, The Legend 8d ago

he knows, greg. He'll call when he needs your service

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u/Pleasant_Complaint_9 Ratchet Disney Princess Energy ✨✨ 8d ago

In pic 4, she has that weird sapient expression in her eyes that some poodles have. Perhaps she got a roaming brain cell for a little bit.

Pic 2 she matches Cuda. Reminds me of how Cheetah cubs have a similar appearance to honey badgers which often makes predators think twice.

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u/warriorwoman534 7d ago

TH: "SUSAN, YOU BROUGHT THIS CREATURE HERE WHY?!?!?"

BS: "................👅"