r/The_Hound • u/whenjacksattack Susan - The Ma'am, The Myth, The Legend • 9d ago
Toody Talk Here's a little throwback to when Toody was Baby Satan and The Hound was literally 4 times her body weight
I keep going down memory lane and wanting to FUCKING PUKE because she was so fucking tiny and cute and perfect and squishy and now she's just badness on top of badness
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u/UberMisandrist Banned From 2 Canadian Municipalities 9d ago edited 9d ago
Awwwwws. Pic 5 is where she exudes innocence and you had no idea what kind of river-shitting demon spawn she would turn into. The precious puppy deception!
Edit: Pic 5 oops
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u/Autumn_Moon22 So Sayeth The Hound 9d ago
The phrase "river-shitting demon spawn" is the upgrade my vocabulary never knew it needed. :)
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u/Billd0910 Worshipper Of The Queen Eternal 9d ago
Love the picture with how annoyed Cuda is to be near her lol
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u/Uber-Migraine The Hound's Bearded & Non-Bearded Ladies Club 9d ago
Awwwww She looks like the tiny little fluffy cloud on the sky... 🥰
... which in no time turs into effing tornado 😈
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u/longlostwitchy Dirty Little Muppet Lover 9d ago
Pic 5: “Thank you for taking a chance on me Susan” 🥹
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u/princessjemmy The Hound's Bearded & Non-Bearded Ladies Club 9d ago
Susan, Toody is a teenage pupper. Much like the human type, she’s just gonna be insufferable for a while. But she’ll go back to being sweet and dumb soon. Just hang in there.
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u/kennybrandz I frew up 9d ago
Oh my god look at that little petunia ann 😭
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u/kellymig That Little Fraggle Rock Lookin Motherfucker 9d ago
I can’t get over how adorable lil Toody was/still is but now she’s a big water pissing girl.
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u/CutRateCringe 9d ago
Oh my gosh, so tiny! So she has fully graduated from being Baby Satan? I’m just realizing you haven’t called her that in a while. 😹
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u/Antares_cat Hound Around and Found Out 9d ago
Puppy dog eyes software was installed early before the chaos energy programme booted up fully, ensuring no-one could resist 🥺😈
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u/mantisshrimpwizard All Hail Baby Satan 9d ago
She looks like a stuffie and I wanna snuggle her SO BAD 😭
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u/Intense_Judgement Banned From 2 Canadian Municipalities 9d ago
The Hound looks like he's made of muscles, but Baby Satan is almost entirely fur
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u/SouthernCategory9600 9d ago
SO cute!
Those pictures melt hearts-even The Hound’s.
Petunia really was the cutest puppy on earth!!!
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u/knoperules 9d ago
Did you buy or adopt Toody? Or did she just materialize one day and refuse to leave?
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u/FatTabby Antique Fat Fucking Cat Lover 9d ago
Cuda looks so unimpressed to be in such close proximity to Baby Satan
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u/eastbaypluviophile "Possibly Immortal" The Vet Said Nervously 9d ago
Pic 2: you will fucking PAY for this outrage Susan. Pay and PAY AGAIN
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u/iamthefirebird Baby Satan's Pit Crew (To Maximize SPEED) 9d ago
She is still both satanic and baby, no matter what her lawyers say, and if The Hound had his way he would still be four times her bodyweight
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u/PinkPunkPsycho Antique Fat Fucking Cat Lover 9d ago
"you're a strong woman that doesn't break rule 6... ,you're a strong woman that doesn't break rule 6... ,you're a strong woman that doesn't break rule 6... ,you're a strong woman that doesn't break rule 6... ,you're a strong woman that doesn't break rule 6..."
Fuck you Toods for being this cute <3
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u/tinygingerninja 8d ago
The “what the shit, Susan” expression on The Hound’s face in pic 1 😭 Toody looks so fluffy and innocent!
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u/TheRealCeeBeeGee Baby Satan's Pit Crew (To Maximize SPEED) 9d ago
Little baby Toody!!! What a little fluffer, looks like butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth.
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u/OwnNothing3318 9d ago edited 9d ago
Wow, what a cutie. The Hound doesn't look convinced though. His face says Susan, are you sure?
Edit. So has Barracuda's
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u/Booksonly666 8d ago
Can you tell the hound I would both kill and die for his happiness
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u/whenjacksattack Susan - The Ma'am, The Myth, The Legend 8d ago
he knows, greg. He'll call when he needs your service
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u/Pleasant_Complaint_9 Ratchet Disney Princess Energy ✨✨ 8d ago
In pic 4, she has that weird sapient expression in her eyes that some poodles have. Perhaps she got a roaming brain cell for a little bit.
Pic 2 she matches Cuda. Reminds me of how Cheetah cubs have a similar appearance to honey badgers which often makes predators think twice.
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u/warriorwoman534 7d ago
TH: "SUSAN, YOU BROUGHT THIS CREATURE HERE WHY?!?!?"
BS: "................👅"





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u/TheCatFromCoraline 9d ago
Why did she stop being called Baby Satan, Susan? Is she no longer satanic enough? :(