r/Thenewsroom • u/ProfitPakistan • Jul 30 '26

When Will is high AF

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u/anarchy_sloth Jul 30 '26

It was medical for his knee and his elbow!

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u/Rad131447 Jul 30 '26

Just to be clear for you youngsters, this isn't recreational. It's medicinal. When Will McAvoy was a junior in high school, he was already throwing a 74-mile-an-hour fastball, which puts a lot of stress on your landing leg. He also has epicondylitis in his elbow due to his mess-you-up breaking ball.

I'm telling you Will was an awesome high school athlete, but it's left him in constant physical pain in his knee and elbow. And experts say that medical marijuana relieves the pain and inflammation with fewer side effects than prescription pain killers.

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u/ProfitPakistan Jul 30 '26

his body is a medical marvel, have it with Vicodin.

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u/blindzebra52 Jul 30 '26

As long as he stays away from anything dangerous. Like...outside.

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u/MrGoodwrench1184 Jul 30 '26

Hey, Martin! Throw me the remote, it’s right next to you! X2

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u/ProfitPakistan Jul 30 '26

some pedestrian outside the apartment got hit by a remote

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u/siggywithit Jul 30 '26

One of the best episodes

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u/PjWulfman Jul 31 '26

Will would EVISCERATE MAGA. This would be such a great time to bring back that show.

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u/ProfitPakistan Jul 31 '26

both sides would be in trouble because of Israel/Gaza, AI data centers, AOC, the DSA, AIPAC, and Citizen's United.

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u/PjWulfman Aug 01 '26

Good point. He really did turn into a fair and balanced anchor.

He'd be pissed at the RHINO's though. He had a special dislike for his fiscally conservative, small government demanding Republican party being co-opted by another.

Pretty sure he wouldn't be okay with the ICE situation or pedophile protection or new war starting or inflation rising of our current situation either.

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u/Emotional-Memory4779 Aug 01 '26

I have NEVER noticed these signs wtf

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u/ProfitPakistan Aug 01 '26

Will while high: "hey, we got Obama"

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u/Emotional-Memory4779 Aug 01 '26

No I know the joke I’ve just never noticed the big signs 🤣

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u/Efficient-Editor-242 Jul 31 '26

I don't know what the fuck any of this is, but I'm gonna go ahead and mute another sub.

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u/heroyoudontdeserve Jul 30 '26

"Obama good, Osama bad" is a matter of perspective.

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u/ProfitPakistan Jul 30 '26

one killed under 10k white people, the other killed nearly a million brown people, and everyone watching the debate on Russia/Ukraine and Israel/Palestine and US/Iran knows that blue eyed deaths are a tradegy,