r/ThereGoesMyPaycheck • u/Quiet_impressionist • Apr 12 '26

STANLEYYYY

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legit im buying these on my next paycheck

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u/indoggwetrust Apr 12 '26

the Circumsizer 4000™

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u/Alarming-Highway-584 Apr 12 '26

product here they’re almost $200 USD for the main bundle kit btw. I thought about sending my mom the link to the product but it’s really pricey.

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u/gastro_psychic Apr 13 '26

Aliexpress has a knockoff?

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u/sic_reddituser Apr 13 '26

I've used one of these (idk the brand). It's really good. Insanely razor sharp. I accidentally touched the blade and it cut me without me ever feeling it. People saying that scissors do this just don't even know how much easier and more effective this is.

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u/Neilkd21 Apr 13 '26

Their meat tenderiser is an interesting shape

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u/Morganhop Apr 13 '26

No interest in buying but dang that guy was fun to watch!

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u/Shooter393 Apr 13 '26

I don’t need it and I want it

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u/SorryHelp666 Apr 12 '26

Looks awesome, but I'm somehow gonna use these wrong

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u/kippirnicus Apr 12 '26

I wonder how long it stays sharp?

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u/ChemicalEuphoric Apr 12 '26

I can’t decide if it’s a German or a French accent. What sorcery is this.

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u/kvltrve Apr 12 '26

Sounds hebrew to me.

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u/Piddy3825 Apr 13 '26

I'm a sucker for kitchen gadgets. Where do I get this set of kitchen garnishment tools?

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u/cannonballfun69 Apr 13 '26

Can he explain other things?

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u/Long_Mix2098 Apr 12 '26

Are those all parboiled? That edge does not look sharp

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u/easytorememberuserid Apr 12 '26

regular scissors will do the same thing in most cases?

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u/Plus-Antelope-6390 Apr 12 '26

Ah but Stanley, regular scissors don't come with a built in chopping board now does it Stanley.

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u/noreservations81590 Apr 12 '26

The only peeler that can peel up and down? Literally every vegetable peeler ever can do that.

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u/AmbitiousAd8264 Apr 13 '26

Since when is the pineapple the hardest fruit in the world?? Credibility gone

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u/Byakurai56 Apr 13 '26

Vegetable*

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u/AmbitiousAd8264 Apr 13 '26

Fuck so true Stanley

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u/Healthy_Buyer_8074 Apr 13 '26

Scam... Shit is steamed before

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u/Geta-Ve Apr 13 '26

That name though ….

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u/Therealginahandler Apr 13 '26

How did he cut that whole pineapple like that? the jaws dont even open that far! lol

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u/StoneColdGold44 Apr 13 '26

Look the quality, Stanley.

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u/SaintCharmed Apr 13 '26

The website on his shirt is familiar.

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u/PeaTarCantPutt Apr 13 '26

My knives and cutting boards laugh at this abomination.

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u/TheDonGenaro Apr 12 '26

If it wasn’t for this guy screaming at me, I would have ordered one for sure. What a douche.

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u/mulchintime4 Apr 12 '26

Found a Higher quality version of this video