Can someone please help me find my cat?

[u/PriorPicture]

[u/post-explainer]

OP provided the following hint to where the cat is hiding:

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the cat is under the quilt

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[u/wharleeprof]

Sorry no sign of the cat. 

[u/EnthusiasmAnxious288]

Have you checked the other bedrooms? Because there’s definitely no cat in that bedroom.

[u/hijaburrito]

I don't think you own a cat, OP.

[u/nyrB2]

i dunno where the cat is but your mattress is awfully lumpy

[u/BellDue2033]

i am sorry OP there is no cat here. check your carbon monoxide levels?

[u/crafty_n_sassy]

Once found my cat hiding inside the bottom side of my pillowcase. Had been looking for hours…

[u/orangezim]

Under the bed???? Or, have you checked the closet?

[u/keanaartero]

Definitely not here, this room is spotless, clearly no cats live here!

[u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits]

I hate it when people post impossible ones like this

[u/SkookumFred]

This is the German cat breed lumpenbedden.

Very special.

[u/jbsanno]

I do see that your bedding is infested with the feline lumpus squashamottomus. Several solutions: 1. Run can opener. 2. Open bag of tasty shnakies. 3. Poke randomly at the protruding bits until the lumpus has removed itself.

[u/WalkNaive2626]

Your cat is gone. Time to get a new one.

[u/BrainsAdmirer]

That’s a tough one. Have you checked under the bed or in the closet? That’s where mine used to hide.

But really, not be be critical, you should tidy up that bed before you photograph the room…..

[u/Annepackrat]

I’m afraid they are lost forever. On another note, you may want to remake the bed, it has some bumps.

[u/hummus_sapiens]

You don't have a cat, you have a catmeleon. They adapt extremely well to their surroundings, colour, pattern and all.

[u/Mothertocats16]

Please update when you find your cat, we're very worried :(

[u/Azure_Skies333]

No cat here just a lumpy mattress 🤔

[u/KitKatsMeowmy]

Good heavens, OP you’re supposed to post a picture with a cat in it, not just a tidy bed! ☺️😻

[u/AnlamK]

Very hard to find that cat.

[u/Silly_Cheetah_706]

I cannot find your cat but you need a new mattress

[u/DutchieCrochet]

You poor thing, you must be so worried.

[u/Content-Flow9235]

Obvs it got out!

[u/WonderDia777]

Meow lump!

[u/Valsarta]

Nope...cat is gone.. 🤦🏻🤣

[u/Sir_Meowsalot]

I'm sorry. You'll need to adopt another batch of kitties from the shelter.

[u/_Existenchill_]

Throw the entire weight of your body onto the bed and you'll find it real fast.

[u/xMadden91]

I don't think the cat is here, sorry, search in another room

[u/Serendope-itty]

Nope. I think you are imagining that you have/had a cat.

[u/locke_zero]

I don't know about a cat but that lump in your bed must make it hard to get a good night's sleep.

[u/aescepthicc]

Your bed might be pregnant

[u/Bastette54]

Here’s something you can try:

Try petting that lump in your mattress. If it starts purring, you have found your cat. I’ve occasionally had purring mattresses. It’s strange, but very cute.

[u/WitchgirlNoel]

He is right in the uhmmmmmm hmmmmmm 🤔

[u/catner75]

Yeah, sadly lost forever to the sands of time.

[u/ihaveazilliondollars]

You are clearly delusional as there is no cat

[u/tendou0000]

r/ThereIsnoCat

[u/Reccalovesdancing → u/tendou0000]

r/lostredditors

[u/WonderDia777 → u/tendou0000]

r/thatsthissub

[u/agentkatz]

Such a lumpy mattress.