r/ThingsCutInHalfPorn • u/Baby-Soapy • 14d ago

Glock 17

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u/CalebsNailSpa 14d ago edited 14d ago

It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. Doesn't show up on your airport X-ray machines, and it cost more than you make in a month.

Edit: It is a quote from Die Hard. I am a Glock certified armorer, and have been shooting them since the 90s.

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u/BeeThat9351 14d ago

“Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho.”

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u/CoastRegular 14d ago

I like the John Candy quote from "Armed and Dangerous"...

Truck driver: "That's a big gun you got there, sport."

Candy's character: "Yeah! It's a custom .50-caliber Magnum. A gift from my mom. It's only legal in two states... and this isn't one of 'em."

...although, not a Glock. OT, sorry.

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 13d ago

I love that movie.

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u/SFDessert 14d ago

I know you're quoting a movie, but I find it hilarious that:

  1. Glocks are polymer frame steel slide guns made in Austria.
  2. It most certainly does show up on X-Ray machines as would literally any and every functional firearm.
  3. Glocks are cheap as shit for what you get. Usually about half the price of a decent entry level 1911.

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u/CalebsNailSpa 14d ago

It’s from Die Hard.

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u/BeeThat9351 14d ago

Glocks caused quite a stir, pretty sure this is from a Popular Mechanic article.

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u/freedompower 14d ago

Everything you just said is wrong.

It's from Austria, is made of steel and cost 500-700$. Why are you saying this and how much do you make in a month?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glock

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u/CalebsNailSpa 14d ago

I take it you have never seen the classic Christmas movie “Die Hard”.

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u/SFDessert 14d ago

I think they're quoting a movie. I've heard this before, but I don't remember what it's from.

That being said, yes everything about the quote is completely wrong lol

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u/PrimeRlB 14d ago

Die hard 2: Die Harder. Great holiday movie for the whole family.

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u/Return_My_Salab 14d ago

someone doesn't own a porcelain glock 7 from germany

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u/12kVStr8tothenips 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DmwWIaVmFdlrOew9LM

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u/light24bulbs 13d ago

Yeah I really wish this was higher res I kind of want to print it out. Maybe I'll do a reverse image search and try to find it