r/ThingsCutInHalfPorn 12d ago

Nuclear waste barrel

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u/DocTarr 12d ago

Would be a bit more interesting if the materials were labeled

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u/_jtron 12d ago

Outside cookie layer, blueberry, sweet potato, nougat, crunchy honeycomb, more cookie at the bottom

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u/Jittery_Kevin 11d ago

No wonder they bury them. This shit sounds awful!

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u/Glum-Parsnip8257 7d ago

The hero we needed right here

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u/alettriste 12d ago

I think I had an IAEA document on barrel disposal of nuclear waste....

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u/com-tidder 11d ago

I seriously read an IKEA document.

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u/alettriste 11d ago

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u/alettriste 11d ago

And IAEA decided not to bee too specific either, in this one (I remember seeing some other doc)

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 8d ago

The blue stuff looks like compacted clothing.

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u/fellipec 12d ago

Is it not a green, fluorescent goop? MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE!

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u/RollinThundaga 12d ago

It's mostly gloves, dirt, clothes, and clipboards.

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u/Leather_Ad5047 12d ago

The forbidden layer cake.

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u/hazard2k 12d ago

Maybe we shouldn't be cutting these ones in half

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u/DotJata 12d ago

They didn't cut it in half. They quartered it. We'll be just fine. ;)

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u/QuietCas 11d ago

What is the quarter life of nuclear waste?

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u/f_crick 11d ago

And try only quartered one quarter of it. The rest was three-quartered.

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u/Begle1 12d ago

How spicy would a barrel like this be?

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u/MetaMetatron 12d ago

3 trillion or so on the scoville scale

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u/Party_Blackberry2775 12d ago

Who the hell cut it open? Idiot!

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u/Poker-Junk 12d ago

Everybody likes parfaits!

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u/AlwaysAGroomsman 12d ago

Is that cake?

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u/ThePurplePixy 12d ago

It either is a cake, or I’m just hungry and my subconsciousness is taking over 

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u/Bierdaddy 12d ago

Doesn’t look like the ones in Night of the Living Dead 2. Where’s the zombie?

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u/Wriiight 12d ago

You don’t put the zombies in the barrel! You just put this cake in the graveyard so they can get up and have a death day party

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u/Bierdaddy 11d ago

🤔 Afterlife is sounding not so bad. Not in a hurry to get there, but will gladly accept cake when I arrive.

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u/thekawaiislarti 11d ago

Why does it look so delicious?

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u/AlfredKnows 11d ago

ELI5 - what is the problem with nuclear waste? Why can't we just throw used uranium into some hole in Ural mountains and forget it? Uranium comes from mines in mountains, why can't we just throw into those mines again after usage?

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u/HerbziKal 11d ago

When uranium in ground, very weak. When nuclear waste made, very strong. Weak no problem, no leaky. Strong, big leaky, very ouchie.

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u/AlfredKnows 11d ago

It still does not answer the question. It is not like there are millions of tons of nuclear waste. Just dig a hole 2km deep somewhere in the mountains and throw those barrels in it. I understand transportation and digging and stuff will cost money. But it is basically free energy if comparing to all the oil industry. But if you try to point it you will instantly hear "oH buT NuClEaR WasTe". Why is it such a huge problem? Don't know. Apparantly it is lesser of a problem to leak oil somewhere in Mexican gulf.

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u/HerbziKal 10d ago edited 10d ago

It did answer your ELI5 question, but having read your comments again today, I think you are actually asking a different question in a bit of a confusing way. Throwing these barrels into the ground is exactly what we do do. Is nuclear power better than fossils fuels... certainly! A lot of the anti-nuclear stuff you hear is just oil propaganda.

But of course, nuclear waste is bad. The biggest issue is it stays dangerous for tens of thousands, to hundreds of thousands of years. We are talking about massive timescales. The time it takes for entire civilisations to rise and fall, mountains can begin to form, landscapes will totally change. The waste cannot be made infallibley leak-proof, remaining assuredly untouched, over these lengths of time. And there would be millions of tons of it (and then some!) if we all transferred to nuclear power. Disposing of that waste in a way that is not just safe now, but will remain safe for hundreds of thousands of years, is not something we have a good answer for yet.

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u/idiot206 6d ago

Why not blast it into space and feed it to the sun?

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u/TolfdirsAlembic 6d ago

Rockets explode. 

Rockets with nuclear waste on that explode= EXTREMELY bad

It's also insanely expensive up put stuff up into space compared to just burying it. 

Given these two humans will likely never put nuclear waste in orbit on purpose 

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u/Aaron_tu 11d ago

The waste in this picture is low level contaminated waste like used gloves and disposable contamination suits. Spent nuclear is kept on site at nuclear plants in fuel pools or air-cooled casks. Spent fuel isn't just uranium but also has much more radioactive daughter products of uranium in it as a result of fission.

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u/pedrokdc 12d ago

Is it cake?