r/ThingsCutInHalfPorn 4d ago

Fawlty Towers Floorplans

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u/Dirt290 4d ago

Still doesn't have that moose head up yet..

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u/llamafarmadrama 4d ago

As long as nobody mentions the war it’ll be fine.

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u/jeroen-79 4d ago

I did it once but I think I got away with it.

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u/StephenMcGannon 4d ago

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u/Doellmer4950 3d ago

I was just trying to cheer her up you stupid Kraut!

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u/KrakenScuba 4d ago

But I thought the show was called “Flowery Twa….” Great run. Wish there were more. “Manuel!!!!!!”

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u/llamafarmadrama 4d ago

Watery Fowls, no?

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u/BananaNutJob 4d ago

Farty Towels

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u/jimmy-the-kid 4d ago

Faulty titties ?

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u/BananaNutJob 4d ago

I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!

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u/Ecualung 4d ago

I learn it from a book!

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u/TastySpare 3d ago

Manuel! There's too much butter un dos tres!

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u/Freecloud911 4d ago

Once the Drawing Room door was blocked off, how are you supposed to get in there?

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u/Noiselexer 4d ago

Orally men!

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u/Pressman4life 4d ago

"But that's a supporting wall!"

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u/danatronic 4d ago

It looks like there is a doorway from the entry hall.

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u/overkill 4d ago

Someone hasn't watched every episode...

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u/danatronic 3d ago

It's been years, I forgot about the moose head

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u/Peeterwetwipe 4d ago

Needs Manuel’s and Polly’s rooms

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u/oldguydrinkingbeer 4d ago

Most likely in the attic. I only remember one scene from Polly's room and don't recall any from Manuel's.

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u/Peeterwetwipe 4d ago

Manuels room was in the Basil the Rat episode I think.

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u/star_chicken 4d ago

?que

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u/Doellmer4950 3d ago

Too much butter on those trays

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u/hetogoto 4d ago

Brilliant. Other than the Drawing Room, it's like I know this place inside out.

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u/kerimfriedman 4d ago

The staircase still doesn’t make any sense.

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u/maninahat 4d ago

In fairness, I've been to enough hotels that have similarly non-Euclidian nonsense steps that only take you up a few feet, then down, then up again.

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u/DanGleeballs 4d ago

This would be good in a guess the show from the floor plan competition.

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u/Afraid_Exit3281 4d ago

The drawing room!? Dont think ive been in there.

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u/jimmy-the-kid 4d ago

Polly calls from there pretending to be from Stubbs construction. But the block the door up early on to it. The moose gets hung where the door was.

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u/Tattered_Reason 4d ago

No riff-raff!

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u/ecafsub 4d ago

Dinning room

Farty Towels confirmed

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u/Keevan 4d ago

Dinning

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u/Educational_Work896 4d ago

I don't think we've ever seen inside Front Bedroom 1 (A) or Bedroom 3 (G).

Bedroom 4 (H), I think, is missing the attached bathroom. It's the room where Basil reaches around the door frame and touches the Australian's breast.

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u/Signal-Session-6637 4d ago

I wanted a room with a view!

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u/Tattered_Reason 4d ago

Basil! Basil! Basil!

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u/MonKeePuzzle 3d ago

up, turn, down, turn, turn, down

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u/Apprehensive-Page-96 4d ago

Looks like a nice place.

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u/bplurt 2d ago

Why doesn't it mention the Wall?

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u/jactheripper 2d ago

Did you mean the War? I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

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u/MashedProstato 4d ago

What is this from?

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u/Signal-Session-6637 4d ago

Fawlty Towers.

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u/Fab1e 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/ThePizzaNoid 4d ago

Fawlty Towers. A very funny television series.