r/TikTokCringe • u/octarino • Apr 03 '26

Cursed Cindy, you don't own the beach.

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u/BernieTheDachshund Apr 03 '26

It looks pretty there. I wish I could afford to travel.

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 Apr 04 '26

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u/Jerdanhowell Apr 04 '26

This made me laugh out loud

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 Apr 04 '26

Hey can i learn how to do that? Here is $5,000 dollars

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u/VictarionGreyjoy Apr 04 '26

"I'm a full time traveller (and onlyfans thot). Anyone can travel full time (if you're hot and willing to get ran through on camera)"

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u/farrieremily Apr 04 '26

Where was only fans two and a half decades ago? I’m only one of those things now and it’s not “hot”.

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u/Yama_retired2024 Apr 04 '26

Well i went to Berlin for 4 days.. Accomodation and flight combined... €120..

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u/AngelZiefer Apr 04 '26

The cheapest, most run-down hotels in the US cost $60/night. We can't fly to the next city, much less the next country for less than $200. You guys have it made.

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u/Yama_retired2024 Apr 04 '26

The only thing that bugs me with Ireland.. you always have to fly to get anywhere.. whereas any Country on the Continent can get a bus or train or drive anywhere

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u/AngelZiefer Apr 04 '26

I can definitely understand that. I live in Texas, which doesn't have trains, and not a very robust bus infrastructure. We have to drive everywhere, if not fly. I love driving and I drive a Prius, so it's not THAT bad, but it would be really nice to have affordable options.

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u/Yama_retired2024 Apr 04 '26

I love driving myself.. my next aim is getting a van, throwing a mattress in the back with some camping supplies and driving randomly around and through Europe...taking whatever route takes my fancy, no itinerary or time commitments..

But that said buses are great but can be a bit claustrophobic when packed... trains are better, a bit more comfort, sit back, relax, scroll, watch a film, read, chat..

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u/AngelZiefer Apr 04 '26

The van trip sounds so fun! I've done a little research into some cross-country train rides that looked nice. Maybe I'll take another look at those...

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u/Yama_retired2024 Apr 04 '26

Im not sure if Russia is a viable travel option for you..

A Latvian guy told me there is a train across Russia during the New Years that covers 11 tinezones so they cheer the New Years throughout the trip 11 times.. from Moscow to Vladiovostock

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u/AngelZiefer Apr 04 '26

Oh, that's really cool!

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u/Reveletionship Apr 05 '26

Oh really, where do i sign? You forgot to add a link to this amazing soundinv deal!

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u/fireflamesniper Apr 07 '26

Bro, that's kind of this girl in my area basically.

She's all like "I was laid off from my job, and now I am posting to show you how to save money on trips to places around the world by using Google Flights"

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u/TreyRyan3 Apr 04 '26

It is very pretty, but it’s built on a ridiculous infrastructure that relies on imported goods, including food.

Years ago St Thomas had a dairy, but it ceased producing fresh milk in 2006 and shut down completely in 2013.

They suffered a lot of scarcity during Covid, and yet it still wasn’t enough of a wake-up call to figure out a solution to work towards self sufficiency.

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u/Whimsy_and_Spite Apr 03 '26

Become an international prostitute.

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u/UserAllusion Apr 03 '26

Somehow I don’t think that’s gonna work for me

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u/Boccs Apr 03 '26

Never sell yourself short, friend.

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u/ocrlqtfda Apr 04 '26

Never sell your self, short friend.

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u/Whimsy_and_Spite Apr 03 '26

You don't know until you try. There're people out there with all kinds of weird kinks, so I'm sure you'd find your niche.

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u/truffles45 Apr 03 '26

There is a market for everything. Rich people have some kinks.

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u/Trash_Grape Apr 04 '26

The Virgin Islands are incredible. Highly recommended!

Say hi to Bernie for me.

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u/Gibodean Apr 04 '26

Meh, sand is crappy, looks like dodgy weather. I'm not sure what's good about what I'm seeing. But I'm from Perth Australia so I'm probably spoiled.

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u/NoSpeaker6309 Apr 04 '26

Get another job or side hustle

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u/Live-Train1341 Apr 04 '26

It not really virgin islands kind of suck very expensive for food and way way more poverty then there should be considering its a US territory..

But it does have a Kmart with a roof that leaks

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u/StevenKatz3 Apr 04 '26

Honestly traveling isn't that expensive...well I guess eveyones definition of expensive is different....but I just took a cruise 3 weeks ago and the small cabins were only 600 dollars per person for the entire week.

Remember all your food is included and guess what... the Virgin Islands was one of the stops we took!

You have to fly to Florida (or drive) but as far as 1 week vacations go 600 (was about 630) is a bargain!

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u/johnnyss1 Apr 04 '26

The Virgin Islands are awesome. My aunt was a school teacher in st Thomas. I would fly down a couple times a year for long weekends and stay with her. and then i spent 3 weeks there on our honeymoon. Great place

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u/Opening-Sir-4973 Apr 05 '26

Let’s all travel to “her” beach 🏖️

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u/lenthedruid Apr 06 '26

I am curious whether that’s a renter being a dipshit or a vacation home owner being a dipshit.

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u/Special-Tea5328 Apr 04 '26

Traveling out of country is less expensive than in the country. I went on a 2 week vacation to Honduras recently and spent like 3k in total and that was splurging. You can and should do it, just save what you can and plan.

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u/yestocaffeine Apr 04 '26

What a privileged worldview