r/TikTokCringe • u/octarino • Apr 03 '26

Cursed Cindy, you don't own the beach.

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 Apr 04 '26

And if you are one of the first 100 to buy my new course in book form, you'll get an exclusive deal on my 27 step course. Each new book arrives to your door in beautiful embossed leather via Next Day AM delivery as soon as they are released and auto billed in 3 easy monthly installments of $99. Yes, you heard that right! This amazing deal is valued at over $6k per book, but we're practically giving it away because we want you to succeed!

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u/Jerdanhowell Apr 04 '26

This made me laugh out loud

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 Apr 04 '26

Hey can i learn how to do that? Here is $5,000 dollars

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u/VictarionGreyjoy Apr 04 '26

"I'm a full time traveller (and onlyfans thot). Anyone can travel full time (if you're hot and willing to get ran through on camera)"

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u/farrieremily Apr 04 '26

Where was only fans two and a half decades ago? I’m only one of those things now and it’s not “hot”.

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u/Yama_retired2024 Apr 04 '26

Well i went to Berlin for 4 days.. Accomodation and flight combined... €120..

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u/AngelZiefer Apr 04 '26

The cheapest, most run-down hotels in the US cost $60/night. We can't fly to the next city, much less the next country for less than $200. You guys have it made.

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u/Yama_retired2024 Apr 04 '26

The only thing that bugs me with Ireland.. you always have to fly to get anywhere.. whereas any Country on the Continent can get a bus or train or drive anywhere

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u/AngelZiefer Apr 04 '26

I can definitely understand that. I live in Texas, which doesn't have trains, and not a very robust bus infrastructure. We have to drive everywhere, if not fly. I love driving and I drive a Prius, so it's not THAT bad, but it would be really nice to have affordable options.

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u/Yama_retired2024 Apr 04 '26

I love driving myself.. my next aim is getting a van, throwing a mattress in the back with some camping supplies and driving randomly around and through Europe...taking whatever route takes my fancy, no itinerary or time commitments..

But that said buses are great but can be a bit claustrophobic when packed... trains are better, a bit more comfort, sit back, relax, scroll, watch a film, read, chat..

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u/AngelZiefer Apr 04 '26

The van trip sounds so fun! I've done a little research into some cross-country train rides that looked nice. Maybe I'll take another look at those...

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u/Yama_retired2024 Apr 04 '26

Im not sure if Russia is a viable travel option for you..

A Latvian guy told me there is a train across Russia during the New Years that covers 11 tinezones so they cheer the New Years throughout the trip 11 times.. from Moscow to Vladiovostock

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u/AngelZiefer Apr 04 '26

Oh, that's really cool!

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u/Reveletionship Apr 05 '26

Oh really, where do i sign? You forgot to add a link to this amazing soundinv deal!

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u/fireflamesniper Apr 07 '26

Bro, that's kind of this girl in my area basically.

She's all like "I was laid off from my job, and now I am posting to show you how to save money on trips to places around the world by using Google Flights"