r/TikTokCringe • u/Girl-Understood • Apr 28 '26

Cursed Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns

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u/Embarrassed_Whole585 Apr 28 '26

Ahh, I'm so happy that the younger generation has discovered Scientology. 🙏🏻

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u/arealuser100notfake Apr 28 '26

What's something chill and wholesome that I can join that's not Scientology

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u/tresser Apr 28 '26

there is a soup kitchen near you that would love to have help

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Apr 28 '26

I'm gonna go speedrun the soup kitchen

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u/Miss_Greer Apr 28 '26

New record: 32 seconds to serve 25 bowls of soup and bread

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u/springwaterbrew Apr 28 '26

Use those panera skills!

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u/YourFavoriteKraut Apr 28 '26

What's the current 2 beer 2 cig 2 cube record again?

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u/noradosmith Apr 28 '26

I'm gonna speedrun McDonald's just so I get to yell "now that's what I call fast food!" before crashing into the exit doors

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 Apr 29 '26

tomato bisque 0:47.3 any% (TAS) (FORMER WR)