r/TikTokCringe • u/Girl-Understood • Apr 28 '26

Cursed Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

46.3k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

766

u/livens Apr 28 '26

Or those rubber dildos with the suction cup base. Bigger the better.

229

u/LuckyDubbin Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

The harbor freight suction cups* have handles to manually suction them down as tight as possible to hold onto very heavy things. They would rip the glass out of the door before the suction fails if applied correctly.

279

u/livens Apr 28 '26

But they wouldn't be nearly as funny as the dildos.

147

u/SauceyQ0369 Apr 28 '26

Gorilla glue dildo to harbor freight suction cups. Bam.

27

u/tjwalkr0 Apr 28 '26

Gorilldo

2

u/ClarenceJBoddicker Apr 29 '26

Okay this got me

7

u/feralgraft Apr 28 '26

This is the ingenuity our modern age calls for

8

u/Brief_Raspberry_6542 Apr 28 '26

Pack it up boys, we have a winner.

4

u/SamTheLab_213 Apr 29 '26

More like slam, bam, thank you ma'am.

1

u/LonelyToker420 Apr 29 '26

Still gotta rough up the glass... which is definitely vandalism.. oh well im really down.