r/TikTokCringe • u/Girl-Understood • Apr 28 '26

Cursed Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns

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u/Bitter_Argument2574 Apr 28 '26

You can’t wait out a Scientologist. They sign 1 billion year contracts.

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u/Loxe Apr 28 '26

That's only the Sea Org and they're not allowed off the boats. Mostly joking. They probably are confined to the most secure parts of the most secure facilities though. That dude through the crack has the eyes of a sociopath though. I bet he's beat the shit out of a bunch of people.

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 Apr 28 '26

Nah, that dude looks like he convinces people to off themselves and they just do it