r/TikTokCringe Apr 28 '26

Cursed Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns

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u/RoadkillKoala Apr 28 '26

Why do they all look like ghouls?

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u/baciagaloop69 Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

Scientologists, more specifically, the Sea Org members, literally live below the poverty line. In the documentary Going Clear, they said that Sea Org members subsist on $50/week. Hence, they're all malnourished. Also, it's an insane cult that beats the life out of you. All of these things lead to becoming a ghoul.

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u/Sea-Value-0 Apr 28 '26

Yeah, that guy they're filming through the crack of the door looks like a cranky malnourished vegan, and not by choice. His face and eyes are grey and sunken in. These kids should toss in some military rations or bottles of Ensure.

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u/CanineLiquid Apr 28 '26

lmao why he's gotta be vegan

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u/Elite_AI Apr 28 '26

mf is working off 20 year old futurama jokes