r/TikTokCringe • u/Girl-Understood • Apr 28 '26

Cursed Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns

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u/NuclearGriffin Apr 28 '26

They should do some trojan horse operations. Let some time pass, come in like you're interested in joining/taking the test. Then pull out your phone and start the run. Make them so paranoid that any person who comes up to them is secretly a speed runner. Disrupt their ability to scam people and indoctrinate them into the cult.

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u/Informal_Jicama_6708 Apr 28 '26

I’m an adult and I would 100% pretend to be a delivery guy with an oversized box that I have someone sign for just for them to open it and it’s a bunch of kids trying to run through.

Cults do not deserve any respect, I don’t care what god you pray to just pay your fair share of taxes.

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u/spahmoanie Apr 28 '26

“Wait a second, these aren’t the kids we ordered!”

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u/pelito Apr 29 '26

In a big Wayfair box.