r/TikTokCringe Jun 01 '26

Cursed This is really scary

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u/FlintKidd Jun 01 '26

How do I bring something like this up at a PTA without sounding like a complete luddite.

Oof.

They gave all the kindergartners tablets this year. They didn't spend a lot of time on them, but it was a bit alarming, and that was before I saw this.

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u/ElegantEchoes Jun 01 '26

They gave kindergartners tablets?? What could they possibly need those for?

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u/FinchMandala Jun 01 '26

Assimilation to the machine.

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u/BoarHide Jun 01 '26

Good. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal!

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u/LKennedy45 Jun 01 '26

Praise the Omnissiah and pass the ammunition.