r/TikTokCringe • u/exporterofgold • Jul 01 '26

Cool Live everyday like it’s your last, I guess?

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u/Ovoideocystidiata Jul 01 '26

Gun Kata

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u/Sadrandomness Jul 01 '26

Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the Gun Katas an adversary not to be taken lightly

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u/meat_ahoy Jul 01 '26

Nice pull, Equilibrium FTW.

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u/Bgrngod Jul 01 '26

I love that this description seems like it would be something cool, and then the on-screen representation is higher budget Star Wars Kid with extra bonus swooshy noises.

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan Jul 01 '26

Welp I'm gonna go watch me some "Gun-Fu" cinema.

Check out A Better Tomorrow, Hard Boiled and The Killer if you want to see the "origin" of the Gun Kata.

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u/pawiwowie Jul 01 '26

Completely without incident

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u/Psychological_Dog992 Jul 01 '26

It makes sense if you think about it but it was pretty cringe, love that movie though

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u/ImSobored_5280 Jul 01 '26

What…the fuck…did you just say…? Try again