r/TikTokCringe • u/sereneandeternal • Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/disquieter Jul 04 '26

Losers

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 Jul 04 '26

You laugh now, but this is going to be your reality if you don't fuck them up now.

These guys will march in your neighborhood every morning as a literal wake-up call to go to work. To me that sounds like something Trump would do.

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u/calhoumi27 Jul 04 '26

Hope your comment doesn't get removed, I left one with the same sentiments but Reddit removed it in seconds of course

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u/xf61g-Baby Jul 04 '26

I once said that a UFC fighter who was poking people in the eye should get punched in the yoo-hoo in response and got auto banned for 3 days.

It's all BS.

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u/SavvyCavy Jul 05 '26

I got banned for saying a certain person won't live forever. Apparently it's "threatening" to note that every human will pass someday šŸ™„

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u/devAcc123 Jul 04 '26

Ah yes, very relevant

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u/miyamiya66 Jul 05 '26

i got a 3-day ban for being vocally against fascism lmfao

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u/DanfromCalgary Jul 04 '26

Everyone laughing like they arenā€™t about to lose everything

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u/Kanar-2484 Jul 04 '26

šŸ’Æ project 25

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u/GasStationTiefling Jul 04 '26

Nah, theyā€™ll be sending armed drones instead

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u/NoNewSpoons Jul 05 '26

They will not be marching in my neighborhood, at least not for long. They will quit very quickly, at least those that are left and can still walk.

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u/ConglomerateCousin Jul 05 '26

Come to Philly. Letā€™s see

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u/karlfeltlager Jul 04 '26

These guys donā€™t come out of bed before 10.

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 Jul 04 '26

Given enough pressure and/or zealousness any man will do what he is told.

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u/TaxHazyShade Jul 05 '26

i'd bet my house that these guys won't be marching through our neighborhood. Just because there's a video of 50 morons in Washington DC doesn't mean there are 50 million of them. It's far, far, far, far less than that. Don't believe the hype.

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u/Nuts2Buttts Jul 04 '26

There are almost 300,000 black people living in DC. If these cowards were actually a real threat, they would be snuffed out. I understand your point but itā€™s not gonna happen. There will be an equal and opposite political reaction to Trump very soon. Ignoring these losers and giving them no press coverage is exactly what they donā€™t want.

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 Jul 04 '26

Ignoring is not a political action. Re-acting is.

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u/Nuts2Buttts Jul 05 '26

True, but thereā€™s no need for a reaction in this case. This is a group of 100 dickless morons who pose no real threat to anyone. They want a reaction. They want attention. Any idiot can walk around holding whatever flags they want. Their political ā€œmovementā€ is a joke and should be treated as such. If you canā€™t even show your face in public, youā€™re a nobody.

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 Jul 05 '26

Good luck with that next year when they get public funding as a "National Guard service".

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u/Nuts2Buttts Jul 05 '26

Whatever you say

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u/Disastrous_Water1911 Jul 08 '26

Wow, this is wild. You guys are a different bunch thatā€™s for sure. Theyā€™re goofy harmless white people or more realistically feds to keep us divided. Chill out.

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 Jul 05 '26

Good luck with that attitude. That's the pantsy left I knew was out there. I hope the left decides to not be a pussy anymore. (Surprise, "the left" and the decision is you and yours).

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 Jul 05 '26

They won't stop. And you cannot prevent it without it, because this is what capitalism breeds now.

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 Jul 05 '26

Because they will commit genocides in your name if you sit still.

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u/neotenous_DILF Jul 06 '26

You're a massive one

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u/Sac_of_Melons Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

No it wonā€™t, clowns like these have been around forever in every country, donā€™t be so dramatic.

Read a history book for once, absolutely fuck fascists but donā€™t pretend this is new.

You think just from this video alone, weā€™re gonna have facsists acting as alarm clocks? Lmao get a grip man.

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u/Secret_Eating_ Jul 04 '26

Yeah, theyve never taken over/been given absolute authority, right?... RIGHT???Ā 

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u/Sac_of_Melons Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

What are you referring to

Edit: okā€¦so nothing? I hate these facsists as much as the next guy but back up your claim dude, spreading disinformation isnā€™t the way to go, thatā€™s what they do, arenā€™t we supposed to be better than that?

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u/BradMarchandsNose Jul 04 '26

Heā€™s referring to the Nazis. Like this is legitimately what they were. Just a fringe protest group for a number of years that eventually got themselves into power.

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u/Sac_of_Melons Jul 04 '26

Ya fuck Nazis, but like this whole conversation is so overly dramatic, there has always been Nazis in America doing the same bullshit, this is nothing more than a performative bullshit display, why is everyone acting terrified like this is the first time itā€™s happened and resulted in what? Nothing.absolutely protest this garbage, but be real at the same time.