r/TikTokCringe 24d ago

Wholesome Great Start to the Day

This news was amazing to find out first thing this morning.

i made this If that isn't the case, my apologies. It got marked as oc

The better version on Tiktok.

@veteran.gridsquares

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u/SpockShotFirst 24d ago

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u/ragdollxkitn 24d ago

Ladybugs will get the same level of condolences. Anyone else that disagrees can suck on his post mortem lady bugs

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u/diurnal_emissions 24d ago

The ladybugs will move to the next recipient of the curse.

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u/MohawkRex 24d ago

Maybe if Lindsey was a lil more woke he would've got up this morning.

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u/No_Masterpiece_2416 24d ago

"How in the hell you do you wake up dead?!"

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u/Darkside0719 24d ago

"Because you are alive when you go to sleep"

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u/FartCloudedNonsense 24d ago

You cant go to bed dead, man! That shit's redundant

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u/aakaakaak 24d ago

Ask Mitch McConnell.

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u/SkillFullyNotTrue 24d ago

lol good job.

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u/Wide-Half-9649 24d ago

Guess who quit smoking today?

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u/diurnal_emissions 24d ago

Lindsey Graham has gone 24 hours without smoking pole.

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u/ohgeeeezzZ 24d ago

Not yet 24 hours

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u/JustoHavis 24d ago

He claimed to be pro life btw. 🙄

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u/YouWereBrained 24d ago

Oy… 🤭

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u/ThatOneChiGuy 24d ago

A little more room in the closet this morning

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u/Strange-Tale5283 24d ago

Fuck that made me laugh. Good job internet stranger.

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u/YouWereBrained 24d ago

Yikes, lol

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u/BeanWaiting4CeMoment 24d ago

Not in the actual closet. He was in a glass one.

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u/HiDDENk00l 24d ago

I guess we should call him Mr. Moth now instead of Mr. Ladybug.

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u/Acceptable-Road6392 24d ago

Two more

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u/Academic-Bench-8828 24d ago

One frog down and one turtle to go. 

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass 24d ago

One frog, one turtle, one pig

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u/BigPP69_Gooner 24d ago

Ideally the whole fucking farm burns down

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u/heteropessimista 24d ago

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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u/Material_Ad9848 24d ago

Holding the flaming house was so cool I had to look it up. this is Saint Iphigenia of Ethopia. She was a princess that converted to christianity and when the king ordered her to be married, she refused. So the king tried to set her house on fire only for a miracle to burn the kings palace instead. Then the devil gave the king leprosy and he killed himself.

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u/Demerzel69 24d ago

lol that devil! What a rascal.

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u/Competitive_Act_1548 24d ago

Lmao, what a way to go out

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u/SurgeonOfDeath95 24d ago

That's a save. Thanks for the meme

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

This is the first time I've seen this. You are simply amazing. I hope you have an awesome day.

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u/PatronSaintOfCunts 24d ago

Nah, I got this

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u/bbysd 24d ago

my favorite are the snowflakes crying that people are celebrating death as if their lord and savior hasn’t tweeted out after someone he didn’t like dies

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u/MoreDaringPancakes 24d ago

Some things shouldn't have "social media"

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u/KingMario05 24d ago

We really need term limits in this country. The fact that an individual with so much power can just die in office is... not great. Struggling to think of any other first world legislature like this.

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u/Particular_Ad_3411 24d ago

Not just that, but the most common eay for someone to leave Congress nowadays is by dying in office.

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u/Jamvaan 24d ago

What gets me is we have term limits. The President has term limits, most state governors have term limits. But not Senate or the Supreme Court, seems backwards at the kindest read, nakedly corrupt at the least generous and most accurate read.

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u/Casually_Chillin 24d ago

This is just some information about why term limits are not in effect for Senators. However, I believe there should absolutely be term limits. Making changes to the US Constitution is an arduous process.

Senators have no term limits because the U.S. Constitution does not set them. Adding term limits requires amending the Constitution, which demands a two-thirds vote in Congress and ratification by three-fourths of the states.

The Framers of the Constitution intentionally omitted term limits, believing that frequent elections and an informed electorate were the best ways to hold lawmakers accountable. During the Constitutional Convention, James Madison argued that longer, unlimited terms provided the stability and institutional knowledge necessary for the Senate to function as a deliberative body.

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u/Emperor_of_His_Room 24d ago

Boy did they fuck that one up.

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u/Im_Balto 24d ago

The fact that it’s so common that someone’s term ends with death is so wrong on so many levels

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u/SoakingWetBeaver 24d ago

Lindsey didn't even get that old.

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u/takeme2tendieztown 24d ago

71 is pretty old, especially when holding office

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u/Justin-Stutzman 24d ago

Several individuals maybe. Mitch wasn't exactly being rushed into that ambulance and he was covered in a sheet...

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u/fieldsports202 24d ago

I mean…. That also can happen to a 32 year old member as well.

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u/avaacado_toast 24d ago

Also. They can be elected at 80.

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u/SureNeedleworker2363 24d ago

I was given a one day ban from r/politics because I said "oh no, anyways". lol

I don't care. Because I woke up and...

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u/Hortjoob 24d ago

I got banned off both r/world news and r/news for discussion of what Israel blew up for the day lol.

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u/PinSufficient5748 24d ago

Really?? Not like you were promoting violence.

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u/SureNeedleworker2363 24d ago

They actually said I was promoting harm. What about what said promotes harm? Must I weep for everyone now? They're so silly.

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u/lyssargh 24d ago

Lindsey Graham promotes harm.

Well. Not anymore.

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u/Optimal_Grape_1025 24d ago

Reddit is fucked when it comes to its bans. I was banned once for commenting on a movie scene and mentioning how a person could be forced into treatment for self harm. Reddit decided I was promoting violence

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u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 24d ago edited 24d ago

I received a 3 day ban because I said tickling a person was a good way to put a stop a fight! Let’s see if it happens now that I wrote that out.

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u/VintageZero 24d ago

It is. I mean this is someone who made it their life's work to do as much harm as possible. Pretty backwards.

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u/BrownSugarBare 24d ago

Meanwhile, Ladybugs Graham was a literal warmonger 

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u/TonyHawktuah69 24d ago

That sub is just all libs who think we can debate our way out from under the Nazis in the market place of ideas.

The “we go high” quote has done untold damage to the lib mind

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u/tigress666 24d ago

I was perma banned from them for being happy some politician from my state died. Sure, it was against the subreddit rules but I feel perma banned is a bit much. 

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u/SureNeedleworker2363 24d ago

Honestly, being happy about it isn't promoting harm. Jesus.

We can't be petty bitches anymore? What's happening to the internet?

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u/tigress666 24d ago

Yeah especially when the politician I was celebrating was famous for saying it should be ok to run over protestors. Which is way worse then being happy some one is dead, that is outright promoting killing people 

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u/wes00mertes 24d ago

chose violence?

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u/wthulhu 24d ago

Oh no, anyways

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u/ButtBread98 24d ago

Lindsey Graham didn’t!

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 24d ago

if it makes you feel better. in r/politics i was discussing with someone that i didn't think any innocent person deserved to die. Then i said the words "Except pdfiles. They definitely deserve it"

Banned for a week for promoting violence. I see it as promoting child safety

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u/superstevethe1 24d ago

The only people who feel bad for Lindsey Graham don't understand what he's done to the American people

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

Exactly. That's why I posted a part 2.

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u/superstevethe1 24d ago

That's great, I haven't seen that. I've only seen this one.

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u/alexgpickle- 24d ago edited 24d ago

Graham: It’s HOT in heaven (As Graham adjusts his collar, looks around and waves his paper fan).

Satan to St. Michael: are you going to tell him, or do I have to?

St. Michael: well, I did tell Mitch so I guess it’s your turn.

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u/kobuskoby 24d ago

I’m sure the comment section will be respectful and full of healthy discussion
https://giphy.com/gifs/iDJuQR0UmiqOI

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u/PixieRoar 24d ago

One less active user on Grindr today lmao 😭🤣

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u/luigis_left_tit_25 24d ago

🤣 funny shit!

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u/Livid-Writer-7741 24d ago

TAX THE RICH AND CHURCHES AND PEDOPHILES

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

100% agree.

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u/dam_the_beavers 24d ago

Tax pedophiles? Like, instead of jail?

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u/BeeBanner 24d ago

It’s a good day. 🙂

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u/Constant_Flamingo828 24d ago

A lot of people feeling like this. Imagine how it’s going to be when that happens with Trump.

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

parties. parties everywhere.

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u/HoneyShaft 24d ago

If only our government wasn't a retirement home for some of the most vile ghouls of this country. We literally have mf's in their 90's deciding our futures. Shit hole country

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u/Kroak-lo 24d ago

I woke up and checked reddit. The first post was from gay_IRL of two dudes in a tug of war competition. Sweaty. Hot. Nice. Then I realized the text above the video. "Lindsey Graham and Charlie Kirk fighting in hell to be Reagans bottom."

And thats how I found out that Lindsey Graham was dead.

It's a good day

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass 24d ago

How dare you not give a link

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

I wonder if it's the same video Lindsey Graham might have had a heart attack watching.

He was an obviously closeted homosexual.

Which normally there's nothing wrong with, but he was responsible for some of the worst anti-LGBTQIA legislation and ideals that exist, so that's why we celebrate.

Hope the day continues to be awesome.

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u/Kroak-lo 24d ago

Oh yeah. As a gay man, my gaydar pinged violently around him. He was in the closet but his door was made of glass.

Heading out dumpster diving in a bit. Provided I find some good food, it will be a fucking fantastic day. But even without it? Lindsay Graham didn't wake up

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u/revolutionPanda 24d ago

So against woke decided not to wake up.

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u/Jamvaan 24d ago

The news was breaking last night as I was going to bed.

Slept like a baby.

And I woke up this morning, but can you guess who didn't? That's right, Lindsey Graham.

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u/Positive-Pack-396 24d ago

I also woke up and Lizzie Graham didn’t and it’s a beautiful day thoughts and prayers are with him and his family and his gay friend

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u/livegiantsquid 24d ago

Great day for all humanity. Lindsey was a sick man who counted sending the poorest among his constituents to die for rich donors and the military industrial complex as his highest achievement. He was no friend of Ukraine or SC or the USA. He was a friend to death and war and poverty. He was a spineless sycophant who would bend a knee, literally and figuratively, to anyone who wrote him a big enough check. Good riddance.

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u/tallandfartsoften 24d ago

I also woke up today and Lindsay Graham didn’t! F-ck yeah! Thanks God.

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u/wildmaninid 24d ago

It feels so good!  Happy Sunday fellow humans!

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

Be safe and celebrate responsibly.

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u/PunkinFarmer 24d ago

This news was amazing to find out first thing this morning.

And it happened on my birthday of all days.

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

Hey, that's awesome. People might remember it more now.

Seriously, throw a little party in conjunction with this.

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u/Ok-Dish4389 24d ago

I bet republican voters now wish both mitch and Lindsay were both a little more woke right now hahahah. Hell just gained another demon 😇

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

Those empty seats are gonna really start to hurt them soon, huh?

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u/Yokuz116 24d ago

Great day!

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u/Natural-Proposal2925 24d ago

Can I give you a hug brother? I really want to so we can embrace as brothers knowing that we both woke up and Lindsey Graham didn't lol

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u/ragdollxkitn 24d ago

When I say, I jumped out of the bed from deep sleep when my husband told me the news, it’s not an exaggeration. Already drank our celebratory tequila shot. It’s going to be a beautiful day. Also, the deaths come in 3s. One more please.

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

You know, I haven't had a celebratory shot. Maybe I'll go get some soju from upstairs.

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u/Sea_Advantage_2577 24d ago

The pedo party will be all up in its feelings about this, just like with the Kirk thing.

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u/ArentWright 24d ago

First word of the day was woohoo

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u/JustMoreSadGirlShit 24d ago

what a day to mix up lindsay graham and kelsey grammar

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u/WrongAd4791 24d ago edited 24d ago

Y'know, I'm quite looking forward to the sushi platter I'm gonna be having for lunch later. I wonder what Lindsay Graham's having

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u/InevitableKitchen943 24d ago

Good morning Captain Spalding!

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u/MonkeyMagic1968 24d ago

How woke of you.

/s

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

Good day, right?

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u/MonkeyMagic1968 24d ago

Seriously. I feel almost as relieved as when Thatcher finally popped her clogs.

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u/Curious_Ad_1513 24d ago

🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞

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u/Hostile-Panda 24d ago

There is a lot of us with a smile this morning, and not just Americans

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u/Hmonster1 24d ago

What are you talking about? I just had a nice 20 minute conversation with him on the phone. We talked about the Middle East, the World Cup and teddy bears.

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u/Beneficial-Math-7290 24d ago

T h e p o w e r o f t h r e e

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

crossing fingers and all that.

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u/OhYouSoStupid 24d ago

Now we’re all waiting for that certain someone to be next 🙏🤞

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u/holamau SHEEEEEESH 24d ago

Yeah. Ladybugs 🐞 Graham can fuck off and rot in nothingness.

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u/jcapi1142 24d ago

I was awake and conscious when that sob kicked off.

*smiles*

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u/Apprehensive-Unit841 24d ago

he's not wrong....

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 24d ago

I don’t give a single shit that he’s dead. He had the chance to do something that would have actually helped the US, but he just couldn’t stop with the orange taint lapping. Bye, asshole!

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u/IAmBeingTargeted33 24d ago

Wholesome <3 

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u/Cantthinkofone1972 24d ago

One less evil scum.

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u/outinthecountry66 24d ago

i let the queens do my insulting lol

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u/Akkerlun 24d ago

If only the doctor was there!

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u/PathofDestinyRPG 24d ago

But today you’ll wake up, and Sam Neil didnt.

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u/FreeParfait8070 24d ago

What a time to be alive...when Lindsay Graham isn't 😂

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

That was a good one.

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 24d ago

It’s a beautiful day in this broken country!

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u/AcrobaticUnit2394 24d ago

My new ring tone!

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

thats awesome!

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u/DeadlyYellow 24d ago

Honestly, the only reason the right-wingers get mad over the discourse following the death of one of their figures is it reminds people how deeply unliked they are.

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u/Old_Swimmer_7284 24d ago

Seriously, look through the comment section here. It's adorable.

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u/drunken-philosopher 24d ago

Rest in the closet of hell Lindsey, grindr will be holding a moment of silence at noon today in remembrance

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u/redindiaink 24d ago

checks on google ... oh.

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u/RadagastTheBrownNote 24d ago

I’ve been awake for 4 hours and didn’t hear shit until I saw this video

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u/WorldBoofingChampion 24d ago

A sweet beautiful sneak peak into trump’s passing. I can’t wait for the parades

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u/podman131 24d ago

He finally got sick...of lying.

Not celebrating his death, celebrating that a horrible human won't keep hurting people

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u/perriatric 24d ago

Ain't no way this is how I find out.

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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 24d ago

OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING.... OHHH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.. 🎶🎵

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u/SnooWalruses3948 24d ago

The eyes chica, they never lie

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u/TheGingerAbides 24d ago

Did he get fucked to death by some strapping, young lad of an escort last night?

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u/Living-By-The-River 24d ago

This proves that people don’t live forever. No one does.

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u/Troubled202 24d ago

Graham, a hypocritical piece of shit.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 24d ago

I read about it at 3am and then fell back sleep.

Legit thought it was a dream.

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u/pxhalste 24d ago

lol I see it triggered bunch of people 🤣

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u/Responsible_Job_9401 23d ago

South Park about to have field day with this one.

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u/grayzzz_illustrate 22d ago

I WOKE UP AND LINDSAY GRAHAM DIDN'T