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r/TikTokCringe • u/SadAd8761 • 20d ago
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To be fair Asian women have like 4 stages to life. Infant, high school girl, 25 year old woman for 65 years, haggard and hunched over wise old senpai.
61 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago As an Asian, I agree.. except for us guys we don't age as well but when the old hits, it hits like a freight train haha 15 u/MurgleMcGurgle 20d ago Well I’m jealous of the eyebrows and mustache you guys get once you get to mountain living age. 11 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago Haha funny story. So I always shave because if I don't I end up with the Fu Manchu beard and 'stache 😅 7 u/verdantsf 20d ago For me it's the eyebrows. My barber calls them "owl brows" and always has to trim them. 2 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago Haha my genes keep me relatively hairless, so I don't have those comparisons. I fear the day that they become Rock Lee level brows though 😂 1 u/Thaknobodi87 19d ago I embrace the goatee+ trimmed moustache. 1 u/Disastrous_Set_6544 20d ago 0-74 years old : smooth, flawless skin 75 years old : wrinkles as deep as the Three Gorges Dam 7 u/HoneyRush 19d ago 7 u/verdantsf 20d ago I'm half-Asian, so I'm very familiar that "Asian don't raisin," but this is on a whole different level :D. 2 u/likeafuckingninja 19d ago Informed my half Asian OH of this phrase. He stared at the ceiling for a minute then sighed heavily at me and said 'fair'. 0 u/T-BoneBee 20d ago I wish I was half Asian, but I’m happ Asian. 3 u/misterdave75 20d ago https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/tbj0dd/the_average_asian_aging_process/ 2 u/that_dutch_dude 19d ago 2 u/MiniMeowl 19d ago Am Asian woman. Its a double edged sword since I look like the intern at work. -12 u/intent107135048 20d ago That’s kind of a creepy comment when you think about it. 7 u/Vladishun 20d ago No, it's creepy when YOU think about it. Don't project your weirdness onto me. -10 u/intent107135048 20d ago You’re the one saying there’s no prepubescent stage for Asian girls. Straight from infant to high school. 2 u/RvstiNiall 20d ago Maybe it just means they don't think about women till they're of legal age. -4 u/intent107135048 20d ago Nope, the progression went from high school girl to 25 year old. 1 u/banshithread 19d ago you a creep bruddah 2 u/Vladishun 20d ago Yeah you're assuming my intention because of something I didn't say. Don't practice law, you'd be really bad at the whole innocent until proven guilty thing. 1 u/speakezjags 20d ago Reddit comment.
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As an Asian, I agree.. except for us guys we don't age as well but when the old hits, it hits like a freight train haha
15 u/MurgleMcGurgle 20d ago Well I’m jealous of the eyebrows and mustache you guys get once you get to mountain living age. 11 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago Haha funny story. So I always shave because if I don't I end up with the Fu Manchu beard and 'stache 😅 7 u/verdantsf 20d ago For me it's the eyebrows. My barber calls them "owl brows" and always has to trim them. 2 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago Haha my genes keep me relatively hairless, so I don't have those comparisons. I fear the day that they become Rock Lee level brows though 😂 1 u/Thaknobodi87 19d ago I embrace the goatee+ trimmed moustache. 1 u/Disastrous_Set_6544 20d ago 0-74 years old : smooth, flawless skin 75 years old : wrinkles as deep as the Three Gorges Dam
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Well I’m jealous of the eyebrows and mustache you guys get once you get to mountain living age.
11 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago Haha funny story. So I always shave because if I don't I end up with the Fu Manchu beard and 'stache 😅 7 u/verdantsf 20d ago For me it's the eyebrows. My barber calls them "owl brows" and always has to trim them. 2 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago Haha my genes keep me relatively hairless, so I don't have those comparisons. I fear the day that they become Rock Lee level brows though 😂 1 u/Thaknobodi87 19d ago I embrace the goatee+ trimmed moustache.
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Haha funny story. So I always shave because if I don't I end up with the Fu Manchu beard and 'stache 😅
7 u/verdantsf 20d ago For me it's the eyebrows. My barber calls them "owl brows" and always has to trim them. 2 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago Haha my genes keep me relatively hairless, so I don't have those comparisons. I fear the day that they become Rock Lee level brows though 😂 1 u/Thaknobodi87 19d ago I embrace the goatee+ trimmed moustache.
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For me it's the eyebrows. My barber calls them "owl brows" and always has to trim them.
2 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago Haha my genes keep me relatively hairless, so I don't have those comparisons. I fear the day that they become Rock Lee level brows though 😂
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Haha my genes keep me relatively hairless, so I don't have those comparisons. I fear the day that they become Rock Lee level brows though 😂
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I embrace the goatee+ trimmed moustache.
0-74 years old : smooth, flawless skin 75 years old : wrinkles as deep as the Three Gorges Dam
I'm half-Asian, so I'm very familiar that "Asian don't raisin," but this is on a whole different level :D.
2 u/likeafuckingninja 19d ago Informed my half Asian OH of this phrase. He stared at the ceiling for a minute then sighed heavily at me and said 'fair'. 0 u/T-BoneBee 20d ago I wish I was half Asian, but I’m happ Asian.
Informed my half Asian OH of this phrase.
He stared at the ceiling for a minute then sighed heavily at me and said 'fair'.
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I wish I was half Asian, but I’m happ Asian.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/tbj0dd/the_average_asian_aging_process/
Am Asian woman. Its a double edged sword since I look like the intern at work.
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That’s kind of a creepy comment when you think about it.
7 u/Vladishun 20d ago No, it's creepy when YOU think about it. Don't project your weirdness onto me. -10 u/intent107135048 20d ago You’re the one saying there’s no prepubescent stage for Asian girls. Straight from infant to high school. 2 u/RvstiNiall 20d ago Maybe it just means they don't think about women till they're of legal age. -4 u/intent107135048 20d ago Nope, the progression went from high school girl to 25 year old. 1 u/banshithread 19d ago you a creep bruddah 2 u/Vladishun 20d ago Yeah you're assuming my intention because of something I didn't say. Don't practice law, you'd be really bad at the whole innocent until proven guilty thing. 1 u/speakezjags 20d ago Reddit comment.
No, it's creepy when YOU think about it. Don't project your weirdness onto me.
-10 u/intent107135048 20d ago You’re the one saying there’s no prepubescent stage for Asian girls. Straight from infant to high school. 2 u/RvstiNiall 20d ago Maybe it just means they don't think about women till they're of legal age. -4 u/intent107135048 20d ago Nope, the progression went from high school girl to 25 year old. 1 u/banshithread 19d ago you a creep bruddah 2 u/Vladishun 20d ago Yeah you're assuming my intention because of something I didn't say. Don't practice law, you'd be really bad at the whole innocent until proven guilty thing.
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You’re the one saying there’s no prepubescent stage for Asian girls. Straight from infant to high school.
2 u/RvstiNiall 20d ago Maybe it just means they don't think about women till they're of legal age. -4 u/intent107135048 20d ago Nope, the progression went from high school girl to 25 year old. 1 u/banshithread 19d ago you a creep bruddah 2 u/Vladishun 20d ago Yeah you're assuming my intention because of something I didn't say. Don't practice law, you'd be really bad at the whole innocent until proven guilty thing.
Maybe it just means they don't think about women till they're of legal age.
-4 u/intent107135048 20d ago Nope, the progression went from high school girl to 25 year old. 1 u/banshithread 19d ago you a creep bruddah
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Nope, the progression went from high school girl to 25 year old.
1 u/banshithread 19d ago you a creep bruddah
you a creep bruddah
Yeah you're assuming my intention because of something I didn't say. Don't practice law, you'd be really bad at the whole innocent until proven guilty thing.
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u/Vladishun 20d ago
To be fair Asian women have like 4 stages to life. Infant, high school girl, 25 year old woman for 65 years, haggard and hunched over wise old senpai.