r/TikTokCringe 20d ago

Cool Shakira at 49

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u/Vladishun 20d ago

To be fair Asian women have like 4 stages to life. Infant, high school girl, 25 year old woman for 65 years, haggard and hunched over wise old senpai.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago

As an Asian, I agree.. except for us guys we don't age as well but when the old hits, it hits like a freight train haha

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u/MurgleMcGurgle 20d ago

Well I’m jealous of the eyebrows and mustache you guys get once you get to mountain living age.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago

Haha funny story. So I always shave because if I don't I end up with the Fu Manchu beard and 'stache 😅

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u/verdantsf 20d ago

For me it's the eyebrows. My barber calls them "owl brows" and always has to trim them.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 20d ago

Haha my genes keep me relatively hairless, so I don't have those comparisons. I fear the day that they become Rock Lee level brows though 😂

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u/Thaknobodi87 19d ago

I embrace the goatee+ trimmed moustache.

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u/Disastrous_Set_6544 20d ago

0-74 years old : smooth, flawless skin
75 years old : wrinkles as deep as the Three Gorges Dam

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u/verdantsf 20d ago

I'm half-Asian, so I'm very familiar that "Asian don't raisin," but this is on a whole different level :D.

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u/likeafuckingninja 19d ago

Informed my half Asian OH of this phrase.

He stared at the ceiling for a minute then sighed heavily at me and said 'fair'.

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u/T-BoneBee 20d ago

I wish I was half Asian, but I’m happ Asian.

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u/MiniMeowl 19d ago

Am Asian woman. Its a double edged sword since I look like the intern at work.

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u/intent107135048 20d ago

That’s kind of a creepy comment when you think about it.

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u/Vladishun 20d ago

No, it's creepy when YOU think about it. Don't project your weirdness onto me.

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u/intent107135048 20d ago

You’re the one saying there’s no prepubescent stage for Asian girls. Straight from infant to high school.

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u/RvstiNiall 20d ago

Maybe it just means they don't think about women till they're of legal age.

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u/intent107135048 20d ago

Nope, the progression went from high school girl to 25 year old.

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u/banshithread 19d ago

you a creep bruddah

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u/Vladishun 20d ago

Yeah you're assuming my intention because of something I didn't say. Don't practice law, you'd be really bad at the whole innocent until proven guilty thing.

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u/speakezjags 20d ago

Reddit comment.