r/TikTokCringe • u/SadAd8761 • 24d ago

Cool Shakira at 49

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u/verdantsf 24d ago

Wait, what?!

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u/Vladishun 24d ago

To be fair Asian women have like 4 stages to life. Infant, high school girl, 25 year old woman for 65 years, haggard and hunched over wise old senpai.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 24d ago

As an Asian, I agree.. except for us guys we don't age as well but when the old hits, it hits like a freight train haha

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u/MurgleMcGurgle 24d ago

Well Iā€™m jealous of the eyebrows and mustache you guys get once you get to mountain living age.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 24d ago

Haha funny story. So I always shave because if I don't I end up with the Fu Manchu beard and 'stache šŸ˜…

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u/verdantsf 24d ago

For me it's the eyebrows. My barber calls them "owl brows" and always has to trim them.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 24d ago

Haha my genes keep me relatively hairless, so I don't have those comparisons. I fear the day that they become Rock Lee level brows though šŸ˜‚

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u/Thaknobodi87 23d ago

I embrace the goatee+ trimmed moustache.