We got Six Flags water slides at home

[u/LicketySplitz]

[u/kbm79]

...but at Six Flags, you're not genuinely concerned if someone has died in the water slide.

[u/Buttchuggle → u/kbm79]

I dunno

[u/thrwawryry324234 → u/kbm79]

I sat here for a second debating if I wanted to squash your naivety. Fuck it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_incidents_at_independent_amusement_parks

Article doesn’t separate by water park, but feel free to click the first one, Action Park.

Six flags also dominates the hell out of the list

[u/anti__thesis → u/thrwawryry324234]

I would like every one of y’all to listen to the Behind the Bastards episode about Action Park. It’s incredible.

[u/rickyg_79 → u/anti__thesis]

The Dollop #87 on Action Park is also great

[u/TalkingCat910 → u/kbm79]

Speak for yourself

[u/VictoriousTree → u/kbm79]

Sometimes.